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Subject: It's to Early!!!

Founder and leader of the Halo group "Experimental Singularity" JOIN TODAY!

Look see I put 3 whole exclamation points on the title so you know I'm serious. k. K I'm serious. K? K guys?

Any how it's to early for me to be on the computer and it's to early for you as well but what the heck. It's life live it as you see fit. That goes for you to trollers!!! See there it is again

Now before we get started introductions are in order:
Hi I'm Senior Xplosive and you are INSERT NAME HERE and I'd like to extend to you Classifiedians a proposition, Come join my Halo orientated group/clan/community.

Don't ask me to pick between the three they all have such great ideas. So I combined them. Wanna see how it works out
(By now you subconciously decided weather or not you're going to join) But stop don't leave just yet!!!

Let me try to convince you to stay... and join

The group's name is Experimental Singularity (Thank through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman for that one)

-We don't require online registration
-Don't need to change your profile/bio/name/anything
-Game nights on Friday and Saturday
-Three dozen members (with a 50% chance of growth)
-More custom games than we can host... wait?
-almost more matchmaking than bungie can provide... I mean 343... you didn't hear anything
-A cure for troll, we'll fix you right up!!!

IF I haven't convinced you by now then well, wait I don't have any other way to conv...
Oh wait yes I do!!! COME CHECK US OUT!!!! that sentence had four so you have to now.

GT-Senior Xplosive

  • 07.14.2012 5:46 AM PDT

Looking for clan that isn't too serious? Then join the ODST 501st Airborne Battalion. Go to http://www.501st.forumclan.com for more info.

This thread is so interesting, if I wasn't already in a clan you would have successfully recruited me. Bravo OP.

  • 07.14.2012 7:47 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

Wouldn't the correct phrase be "It's too early!"

  • 07.14.2012 8:07 AM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

You have no idea how many The Classified's have seen this type of ad. It's an old gag now. Not edgy or funny anymore.

But in all seriousness, join the group it's pretty cool. I've seen it.

  • 07.14.2012 10:27 AM PDT

Founder and leader of the Halo group "Experimental Singularity" JOIN TODAY!

thanks I never could remember which one to use in the correct contex.

  • 07.14.2012 12:18 PM PDT

Cop lights, flash lights
Spot lights, strobe lights
Street lights
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night

Best of luck with your group. It looks amazing.

  • 07.14.2012 1:03 PM PDT

Looking for clan that isn't too serious? Then join the ODST 501st Airborne Battalion. Go to http://www.501st.forumclan.com for more info.

Posted by: ArBit3R 818
You have no idea how many The Classified's have seen this type of ad. It's an old gag now. Not edgy or funny anymore.

But in all seriousness, join the group it's pretty cool. I've seen it.

I only visit the classifieds to recruit. I barely ever join in the comments. I'm a Floodian.

  • 07.14.2012 6:10 PM PDT