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Posted by: Salad Pies
In the halo 3 trailor, when the forerunner structure activates there is a bright light. But, after close examination of this light, i have discovered that there is a NAKED Cortona touching herself. Now im not sure if this is approriate for the younger generation...

Please post your comments.

Pie



yeah im gonna have to disagree that cortana is a prostatute,

and if you could go hang yourself off a bridge that'd be great thanks.

  • 06.14.2006 5:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Salad Pies
In the halo 3 trailor, when the forerunner structure activates there is a bright light. But, after close examination of this light, i have discovered that there is a NAKED Cortona touching herself. Now im not sure if this is approriate for the younger generation...

Please post your comments.

Pie


What the hell is wrong with you??

  • 06.14.2006 5:45 PM PDT
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that guy needs help

  • 06.14.2006 5:52 PM PDT

that which is not dead can eternal lie, but with strange aeons even death may die.

I have a sychyatrest on speed dial if you need one. which you do.

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Nice find Salad Pies. If you listen to it backwards while watching Cortana pole-dance in the middle of the beam of light, you can even hear her say something about Dr. Halsey!

  • 06.14.2006 5:59 PM PDT
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Intresting enough, this topic shows the extent of how low people can get.

  • 06.14.2006 6:01 PM PDT
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Read the stickies next time they incude important information

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Posted by: Blitz2o MKII
I have a sychyatrest on speed dial if you need one. which you do.


Um..uh...ya...I have a spelling tutor on speed dial if you need one, which you do.

  • 06.14.2006 6:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: GAZZMAN
Omg look I got a high res picture of her... Shes pole dancing!!!! http://www.halomods.com/gallery/Update3/Cortana.jpg
Your that idiot who started the topic "foxy cortana"!!

That image look like -blam- !!!!!!!! It's the most ugly cortana i seen in my LIFE!

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OH MY GOD... is what I said when I read this. Like... wow... i'm speechless. Bungie moderators, please help, and how can she be a prostitute? She's an AI.

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Posted by: grabrewski
OH MY GOD... is what I said when I read this. Like... wow... i'm speechless. Bungie moderators, please help, and how can she be a prostitute? She's an AI.
Yea ... your right...even if she was real...you can see her...BUT YOU CANT TOUCH HER!

  • 06.14.2006 6:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: grabrewski
OH MY GOD... is what I said when I read this. Like... wow... i'm speechless. Bungie moderators, please help, and how can she be a prostitute? She's an AI.
According to all the lousy religious threads...Cortana is a prostitute, because she resembles the "whore of Babylon."

Amazing. Just wow.

  • 06.14.2006 6:23 PM PDT

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DAMMIT! THAT IS NOT FUNNY!

  • 06.14.2006 6:23 PM PDT
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I fail to see the humour.

  • 06.14.2006 6:25 PM PDT

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I love how he says "This isn't appropriate for the younger generation..." Yet, the question itself is only something that would come from some punk kid who thinks he's hilarious. Nice.

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Posted by: Blitz2o MKII
I have a sychyatrest on speed dial if you need one. which you do.


lol. you saying that to him?

Why would anyone have one on speed dail unless they were mentally ill. like your self.

I'm a geek. and am proud!

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Posted by: cortana 5
DAMMIT! THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
lol....most people here just insulted a cortana fan...

  • 06.14.2006 6:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: cortana 5
DAMMIT! THAT IS NOT FUNNY!

ya it is!!!

  • 06.14.2006 6:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: grabrewski
OH MY GOD... is what I said when I read this. Like... wow... i'm speechless. Bungie moderators, please help, and how can she be a prostitute? She's an AI.
According to all the lousy religious threads...Cortana is a prostitute, because she resembles the "whore of Babylon."

Amazing. Just wow.


you're wierd dude. how can a AI be a prostitude????????? i agree she looks good, but a prositude?????? i mean get a life

  • 06.14.2006 6:30 PM PDT
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I seriously didnt need to know that you wank it to cortana.

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that so lame ....

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Anivader? dude? your on bungie.net forums.

no-1 here has a life. not even you. frankie does though. i once thought he had hair, when i was new to this place and still had a life.

  • 06.14.2006 6:32 PM PDT
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lol

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People here who didnt think cortana's a whore...has a life...

  • 06.14.2006 6:34 PM PDT

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