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Posted by: WiiLD

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Posted by: WiiLD
Funny thing is no one yet has even applied this advice so far. You can't give someone advice on what to do online because you don't know them - You don't know their bodies. If people want to work out, they will work out. You can convince a bunch of nerds on an Internet forum to start working out.

You can convince us? Really?


No because you're an anti social nerd who's not motivated and too mentally retarded to lift. To actually lift and make gains you have to be smart and dedicated. It's not as simple as just curling and making a protein shake you retard.

This is Bungie.net - 99% of everyone here is an anti social nerd who's too stupid and already too awkward and inconfident to go to the gym.

Oh I'm sorry I don't need to lift weights to feel good about myself and about what I am, you weight lifters seem to have hardcore insecurities and that is obvious when you insult our lifestyles.

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Posted by: WiiLD


The only looser in this thread appears to be you, bro. Calm down.

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Posted by: WiiLD
No because you're an anti social nerd who's not motivated and too mentally retarded to lift. To actually lift and make gains you have to be smart and dedicated. It's not as simple as just curling and making a protein shake you retard.

This is Bungie.net - 99% of everyone here is an anti social nerd who's too stupid and already too awkward and inconfident to go to the gym.


Yea and your positive encouragement is really going to motivate a lot of people. Congratulations on contributing to the stereotype that everyone who lifts is an elitist jerk who looks down on others who don't.
Your hobby is not inherently better than other peoples.

Because that's what it is, a hobby. And you discover new hobbies a lot of the time by talking to people who already have similar ones (In this case video games). It's in an accessible place where people already feel comfortable.

[Edited on 08.24.2012 4:39 PM PDT]

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Posted by: WiiLD
No because you're an anti social nerd who's not motivated and too mentally retarded to lift. To actually lift and make gains you have to be smart and dedicated. It's not as simple as just curling and making a protein shake you retard.

This is Bungie.net - 99% of everyone here is an anti social nerd who's too stupid and already too awkward and inconfident to go to the gym.


Yea and your positive encouragement is really going to motivate a lot of people. Congratulations on contributing to the stereotype that everyone who lifts is an elitist jerk who looks down on others who don't.
Your hobby is not inherently better than other peoples.

Because that's what it is, a hobby. And you discover new hobbies a lot of the time by talking to people who already have similar ones (In this case video games). It's in an accessible place where people already feel comfortable.


If you weren't working out before you saw this thread your doing it wrong. Your an unmotivated piece of garbage.

Typically people who begin work out though are massive losers who think lifitng will make their ugliness and social akwardness go away. For some reason they think if they get big girls will like them - Even though 90% of them will fail and give up.


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You are a very bad troll. Are you like 12 or something?

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Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: WiiLD

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: WiiLD
Funny thing is no one yet has even applied this advice so far. You can't give someone advice on what to do online because you don't know them - You don't know their bodies. If people want to work out, they will work out. You can convince a bunch of nerds on an Internet forum to start working out.

You can convince us? Really?


No because you're an anti social nerd who's not motivated and too mentally retarded to lift. To actually lift and make gains you have to be smart and dedicated. It's not as simple as just curling and making a protein shake you retard.

This is Bungie.net - 99% of everyone here is an anti social nerd who's too stupid and already too awkward and inconfident to go to the gym.

Oh I'm sorry I don't need to lift weights to feel good about myself and about what I am, you weight lifters seem to have hardcore insecurities and that is obvious when you insult our lifestyles.


Chances are you're a perma virgin. So your not happy iwith your life and haven't reached self fulfillment.

I'm not insecure; I just don't lie.

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Everyone starts lifting for their own reasons. Regardless of what it is, there's no shame in taking a sudden interest in something. Yes lifting won't get rid of social awkwardness but it can give you something to feel good about when you accomplish a goal you set for yourself. God forbid someone want to decide to make a positive change for themselves

[Edited on 08.24.2012 4:47 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Rabid Grunt 3
You are a very bad troll. Are you like 12 or something?

He's probably either that or an extremely insecure teenager, and extremely would be QUITE the understatement xD

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Daxina, stop feeding the troll.

[Edited on 08.24.2012 4:47 PM PDT]

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Posted by: WiiLD

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: WiiLD

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: WiiLD
Funny thing is no one yet has even applied this advice so far. You can't give someone advice on what to do online because you don't know them - You don't know their bodies. If people want to work out, they will work out. You can convince a bunch of nerds on an Internet forum to start working out.

You can convince us? Really?


No because you're an anti social nerd who's not motivated and too mentally retarded to lift. To actually lift and make gains you have to be smart and dedicated. It's not as simple as just curling and making a protein shake you retard.

This is Bungie.net - 99% of everyone here is an anti social nerd who's too stupid and already too awkward and inconfident to go to the gym.

Oh I'm sorry I don't need to lift weights to feel good about myself and about what I am, you weight lifters seem to have hardcore insecurities and that is obvious when you insult our lifestyles.


Chances are you're a perma virgin. So your not happy iwith your life and haven't reached self fulfillment.

I'm not insecure; I just don't lie.

Oh sorry, yes you're not insecure, you're just trolling. But I'll play with you anyway. I'm completely happy with my life Mr. Troll, thank you for caring. Being a "perma virgin" doesn't make me any unhappier.

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Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Rabid Grunt 3
You are a very bad troll. Are you like 12 or something?

He's probably either that or an extremely insecure teenager, and extremely would be QUITE the understatement xD


It's been proven Internet psychology that when you call someone a troll it's because what they say is true and your only defense if too call them that because tu have nothing else to say.


LOL U A PERMAVIRGIN

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Posted by: WiiLD

Posted by: Xanarxses

Posted by: Rabid Grunt 3
You are a very bad troll. Are you like 12 or something?

He's probably either that or an extremely insecure teenager, and extremely would be QUITE the understatement xD


It's been proven Internet psychology that when you call someone a troll it's because what they say is true and your only defense if too call them that because tu have nothing else to say.


LOL U A PERMAVIRGIN

Lol you're funny. "internet psychology", that -blam!- is hilarious mang! :D

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Posted by: WiiLD

It's been proven Internet psychology that when you call someone a troll it's because what they say is true and your only defense if too call them that because tu have nothing else to say.


LOL U A PERMAVIRGIN



Yeh, we both know that's a lie. Just like it's a lie that you are not a virgin, that you are even slightly socially accepted, and that you work out. I hate to break it to you, but you are a failure.


[Edited on 08.24.2012 4:52 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Daxina13
Everyone starts lifting for their own reasons. Regardless of what it is, there's no shame in taking a sudden interest in something. Yes lifting won't get rid of social awkwardness but it can give you something to feel good about when you accomplish a goal you set for yourself. God forbid someone want to decide to make a positive change for themselves


I found that lifting made me feel much more confident in myself. I found it much easier to talk to people of authority such as my boss.

[Edited on 08.25.2012 7:55 PM PDT]

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
I would highly suggest you join the Health & Fitness group; they can help you personalize your routine.
disclaimer: alot of rap haters in this group

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No offense, you do offer good basic information about beginners lifting, but in no way are you a personal trainer.

You need to have a different schedule for yourself.

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
I found that lifting made me feel much more confident in myself. I found it much easier to talk to people of authority such as my boss.

See, that's awesome. I definitely agree with whoever said lifting wont solve any social anxiety but it can be a building block to help.
I for one still don't like being around a lot of people, but being alone in a crowded situation doesn't bother me anymore because "hey I can look like an idiot moving things in front of a bunch of strangers there's no reason to be nervous"

Everyone gets something different out of lifting

  • 08.28.2012 2:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: Spartan091693
No offense, you do offer good basic information about beginners lifting, but in no way are you a personal trainer.

You need to have a different schedule for yourself.


Of course. Every person needs to personalize their routines to their personal needs, I 100% agree.

Not to bash personal trainers, but too many of them aren't too helpful.
Some of them put you through stupid things like Bosu ball exercises instead of showing you how to bench press, squat, and deadlift. While there are plenty of very good personal trainers out there, I've found people like (American) Football coaches to be more consistent.

[Edited on 08.28.2012 5:48 PM PDT]

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not to bash personal trainers, but too many of them aren't too helpful.
too true

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr


What is weight lifting?


I don't know why, but I lol'd.

  • 08.28.2012 7:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: path1k

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not to bash personal trainers, but too many of them aren't too helpful.
too true


Hurr durr bosu ball

-blam!- that, SQUATS

[Edited on 08.28.2012 7:08 PM PDT]

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: path1k

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not to bash personal trainers, but too many of them aren't too helpful.
too true


Hurr durr bosu ball

-blam!- that, SQUATS
Not doing your squats on a yoga ball

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NO.


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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: path1k

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not to bash personal trainers, but too many of them aren't too helpful.
too true


Hurr durr bosu ball

-blam!- that, SQUATS
Not doing your squats on a yoga ball

Holy -blam!-. That's dangerous...

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