- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Oranis
The last cutscene: MC gets done in by -blam!- loads of bad guys and is stripped of his armour and weapons and is hanging by his wrists spread apart (kinda like a crucifix) and the prophets like "We will burn away the heretics in the path to redemption with the halos. You will be the first." Then he leifts his head and you see his face for the first time and he looks like he's about to break the 6 inch steel chains wrapped around his wrists. Then he just goes "Die" real quite like and looks up at his right hand. And in it is a detonator and he clicks it and everything goes white in a big ass explosion.
I see, so he's been captured, stripped of weapons and armour, chained up.......... but no-one notices him holding a detonator?
No, what happens is as folllows: the covenant are pretty pleased with the Ark and decide to set up home there. MC intercepts a transmission from the first Covenant search team entering the Ark and there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth/ freakish mouthparts - the French are already there, draping everything in the tricolour, baking croissant and MOANING and WHINGEING and generally being pathetic cheese eating surrender monkeys. MC + humans, Gravemind and the Covenant unite to rid the universe of French foulness, but it's a bittersweet victory as they then all succumb to Garlic inhalation.