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As a Marine Combat Cook (MCC) currently serving in the Green Zone, I am disgusted with the amount of anti-America hatred that spews forth from liberal's cI_Im drenched lips!
Let me tell you phag libs something, so listen carefully: i put on my uniform EVERYDAY, my M-16 with Grenade Bazooka Attachment (GBA) stapped across my back as I serve those who serve: every morning at 0600 hours I make the meanest, most hardcore omelets the Marine Core has ever tastes, complete with hotcakes
Just the other day I utilized my CPR skills and saved a fellow Marine who was choking on some chicken in the chow hall "MAYDAY MAYDAY! Marine down, I repeat, Marine down! Choking on a chicken bone in sector 4!" my CO screamed. "Aye, aye, roger that, sir! Marine incoming!" I then ran, providing cover and a base of fire to myself as I low-crawled through the chow hall, I finally reached the choking Marine, and I cradleled his lifeless body in my arms.
"Don't you die on me, soldier!" I yelled, grabbing his dogtags and ripping his BDU shirt off with my bare teeth. My hard, muscular lips then enclosed him and I gave him 4 pumps, and he began to spit out my bone.
Lo and behold, a US Army Criminal Investigation Command (CID) investigation revealed that the chicken bone was an act of terrorism, commited by Al Qaeda members utilizing Doobai-operated ports in Iraq to smuggle in Chickens that Hate Freedom (CHF).
GO FIGHTING COOKS! WE COOK, WE CLEEN, WE FIGHT! OOORAH!
MARINE CORE SOLDIERS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!
SIEMPRE FI!
[Edited on 6/15/2006]