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As an Airborne Combat Soldier First Class (A1C) in the 80th Marine Airborne Division, Bagdad, I have yet to see a liberal panty-waist get past basic training in the United States Marine Core (USMC).

In 7th week of basic miltitary training, after we complete the Crucible, the miltiary does a scientific test to see how many are homosexuaIs. After taking a shower together, we Marines are given a series of tests. First, we attach electrodes to a soldier's penls and the Army doctor then shows us two pornograpgic videos, a heterosexuaI and a homosexuaI DVD.

If the Marine's heartbeat rises and blood flows to the penls during the homosexuaI tape, a homosexuaI is thus confirmed and he is kicked out of the Military. After this test, we do a second test: in the shower, we scrub eachothers genitals and if the Marine shows signs of arousal, he is confirmed as a homosexuaI and he is kicked out of boot camp.

So much for CLinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy!

MARINE CORE, IRAQ WAR II: HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, THE SEQUAL!
SIMPERS FI!

  • 06.15.2006 8:03 AM PDT
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Marine Core, I was going with your post about you being in Military...but then you started ALSO to make spelling mistakes...I'm suprised Wuyie's obsessivness didnt catch it. Its spelled Marine Corps. .... Corps. is french and it sounds like Core...And its Semper Fi. Not Simper Fi

  • 06.15.2006 8:09 AM PDT
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Posted by: MARINE C0RE
As an Airborne Combat Soldier First Class (A1C) in the 80th Marine Airborne Division, Bagdad, I have yet to see a liberal panty-waist get past basic training in the United States Marine Core (USMC).

In 7th week of basic miltitary training, after we complete the Crucible, the miltiary does a scientific test to see how many are homosexuaIs. After taking a shower together, we Marines are given a series of tests. First, we attach electrodes to a soldier's penls and the Army doctor then shows us two pornograpgic videos, a heterosexuaI and a homosexuaI DVD.

If the Marine's heartbeat rises and blood flows to the penls during the homosexuaI tape, a homosexuaI is thus confirmed and he is kicked out of the Military. After this test, we do a second test: in the shower, we scrub eachothers genitals and if the Marine shows signs of arousal, he is confirmed as a homosexuaI and he is kicked out of boot camp.

So much for CLinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy!

MARINE CORE, IRAQ WAR II: HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, THE SEQUAL!
SIMPERS FI!


Why and how have you not been banned for posting political propaganda bull -blam!-?

And he's not acctually in the Corps. He just trolls the forum, posting crap like this whenever in-game marines or AI comes up

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  • 06.15.2006 8:10 AM PDT
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As a Marine Combat Cook (MCC) currently serving in the Green Zone, I am disgusted with the amount of anti-America hatred that spews forth from liberal's cI_Im drenched lips!

Let me tell you phag libs something, so listen carefully: i put on my uniform EVERYDAY, my M-16 with Grenade Bazooka Attachment (GBA) stapped across my back as I serve those who serve: every morning at 0600 hours I make the meanest, most hardcore omelets the Marine Core has ever tastes, complete with hotcakes

Just the other day I utilized my CPR skills and saved a fellow Marine who was choking on some chicken in the chow hall "MAYDAY MAYDAY! Marine down, I repeat, Marine down! Choking on a chicken bone in sector 4!" my CO screamed. "Aye, aye, roger that, sir! Marine incoming!" I then ran, providing cover and a base of fire to myself as I low-crawled through the chow hall, I finally reached the choking Marine, and I cradleled his lifeless body in my arms.

"Don't you die on me, soldier!" I yelled, grabbing his dogtags and ripping his BDU shirt off with my bare teeth. My hard, muscular lips then enclosed him and I gave him 4 pumps, and he began to spit out my bone.

Lo and behold, a US Army Criminal Investigation Command (CID) investigation revealed that the chicken bone was an act of terrorism, commited by Al Qaeda members utilizing Doobai-operated ports in Iraq to smuggle in Chickens that Hate Freedom (CHF).

GO FIGHTING COOKS! WE COOK, WE CLEEN, WE FIGHT! OOORAH!
MARINE CORE SOLDIERS, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!
SIEMPRE FI!

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  • 06.15.2006 8:15 AM PDT
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Dude, your probably fooling everyone else, but having extensive military knowledge I know your not telling the the truth so your a liar. You complain about Anti-Americans but you can't appreciate the best fighting branch in the Military...Marine Corps...Not Marine Core....I would ask for you to name alll the commisioned ranks but you would probably just google them.

  • 06.15.2006 8:20 AM PDT
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Lol....Quite an imagination there Wuyie, your fantasies?

  • 06.15.2006 8:21 AM PDT
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Dude, your probably fooling everyone else, but having extensive military knowledge I know your not telling the the truth so your a liar. You complain about Anti-Americans but you can't appreciate the best fighting branch in the Military...Marine Corps...Not Marine Core....I would ask for you to name alll the commisioned ranks but you would probably just google them.
The best thing to do is ignore him now. He deliberatly posts the most ridiculous crap he can to stir up a reaction. He got a hell of a reaction from me when he made a post such as this pretaining to Pat Tillman, dishonoring his memory with his filth.

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I know all too well what it is like to be captured by Evil Al Qaeda terrorists and made to renounce America and our great Commander George W Bush.

When I was taken hostage on that dark day outside the Green Zone, I will never forget that Osama bin Laden made me renounce my faith in our beloved President George W. Bush and denounce my beloved Republican Party...and that is when I just SNAPPED and REALIZED I had to ACT FAST before I too was A DEHEADED MARINE!

I was angry that they were forcing me to pledge my allegiance to John Kerry, and so I plotted my escape...as the knife slowly began to saw my head off, I gripped the knife with my strongly Marine Neck Muscles and began to deliver a deadly series of Helicopter Ninjistu Kicks in the room, sending the Iraqi terrorists flying!

After I finished kicking all the terrorist asses, I looked into the camera with a steely Marine Gaze and told bin Laden in my hard Marine voice "You're Next, punk!"

Alas, I will go back into Iraq next week to hunt down the mastermind behind Nick Berg's deheading...where will this intriguing mission lead me to? perhaps the DNC? Will my final showdoen be with the ULTIMATE MASTERMIND of Septemmber 11 himself: a mister Al Gore globall worming zar?
BUSH 2008!!
MARINE CORE OOO-YAAAH!!!
SIMPERS DI!!

  • 06.15.2006 8:26 AM PDT
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Good fantasy..but with whip cream....Yea anyway...Having a military family and life style I think I know alittle more about it then all of you phonys who are really stirring up things.

  • 06.15.2006 8:26 AM PDT
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And what he just posted proves that he is not Military. Marines are to only say there Name, Rank, and ID number and nothing else even in torture.

  • 06.15.2006 8:28 AM PDT
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I was proud to have served with such a great Conservative Republican Hero like Private Corporal Pat Tillman, and as me and PVT were doing night raids on enemy maneuvers in Southern Afgansitan, Private Tillman charged the enemy forts, one of the Iraqi insargenants launced a volley of MRE Rocket Machine Gun fire in our direction! "MARINE DOWN MARINE DOWN!" I yelled in a manly Marine voice as I saw Private Tillman on the ground with lots of blood.

I held Pat Tillman in my arms, looked into his Eyes of Marine Steel, and he whispered to me "I did it for my country!...please tell me why stupid liberals hate brave troops like me who give their lives for their country and dye Gloriously in Battle...I did it for my counrty.." then he went limp and dyed in my arms

Later on that day back on Camp Base Freedom, I took a picture of Private Pat Tillman and put it in my helmet, those last words of a patriot haunting forever more in my brain : "I did it for my cuountry...why do liberals hate the troops?"

I do not know, Soldier, perhaps we will never know....

MARINE CORE OOOOO-YYYAAAHHH!!!
SIMPERS FI!!!
LIBERALS EAT MY SHORTS!

  • 06.15.2006 8:28 AM PDT
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Would you be quiet you r'tarded fake marine fool? Or at least check what this forum is about HALO 3! NOT THE ARMY! HALO 3! Or at the very least learn to spell.

  • 06.15.2006 8:33 AM PDT
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People like Marine Core give America a bad name.

  • 06.15.2006 8:35 AM PDT

Man that is some funny shiznit.

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To all you pantywaste, limp-wristed liberals out there who know nothing about my beloved Marine Core and the Military Laws of Battle (MLB), let me just say that this Marine was a true hero and patriot.

The other day when I was fighting in Fallugua, me and my Marine platoon declared war on an enemy Mosque where approxicamtely 45 liberal insargenats were hiding, using women and children as human shields! When I went inside the prayer room, one insargwent was pleading for his life saying "please dont kill me, strong Marine man! I am sorry for killing your fellow marine buddies! please spare my life! Allah Akbars!"

When I bent down and attempted to handcuff him and put him under military arrest, he then delievered a deadly somersault kick in which I blocked with my Marine sword. I then immediately pulled back, and yelled "SONIC BOOM!" and delivered a deadly blow to the Iraqi enemy's tendons, thus paralyzing him! I almost died that day, libs, because of your sympathies to the terrorists. why must liberals cheer on the Enemy insargeats and pray for my Marines to fail in their mission?

BUSH/CHENEY 4 MORE YEARS!!!
SIMPERS FI!!
MARINE CORE OOOO-YAAAHH!!

  • 06.15.2006 8:40 AM PDT
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Do you have a creative bone in your body? I've seen this exact post of yours in several threads. If you are going to spew garbage, at least be creative in it.

  • 06.15.2006 8:41 AM PDT
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Actually, those posts are pretty creative...

  • 06.15.2006 8:44 AM PDT
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Marine cooks don't fight in combat when they are COOKS...And once again it's Marine Corps.....And the sword your referring to is used on special occasions when your being recognized or something or given a medal.

  • 06.15.2006 8:45 AM PDT
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God he is sad?GET A LIFE FOOL!!!

  • 06.15.2006 8:47 AM PDT
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I was in the Army Cadets for 3 years and was a lance corpral for around a year. I also have been to Sandhurst and many other British army camps! Also I have been in many military vechicals like a Challenger 2 tank and a AH Mk 1 Helicopter. Also have experince with the SA80 and have a rifle at home and a 9mm converted magnum!

But the Bungie team are not run by a hard-ass man like Tom Clancy (no offence Bungie! :) ) I like it how it is although a buddy-buddy system with other Spartains would be good and mabey the enemy doing stagered formation and others. (Yeah, I know my stuff!)

  • 06.15.2006 8:49 AM PDT

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