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Subject: Three girls, two guys, one bar

Hey guys!

So I'm at a bar at the moment with one of my mates and there are three girls here too. One of them is SUPER hot, but if both of us try to chat her up we're going to get in each others way and get rejected, she's going to leave, then neither of the other girls will talk to us (they don't like to be the "other choice") and we leave alone :'(.

What should we do?

  • 07.18.2012 10:14 PM PST

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

What have you done?

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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Devil's threesome.

  • 07.18.2012 10:15 PM PST
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit

Start showing off your hammer

  • 07.18.2012 10:15 PM PST

Work on coup 6.

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Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

whip it real good.

  • 07.18.2012 10:15 PM PST


3 girls
2 guys

I don't see the problem...

[Edited on 07.18.2012 10:16 PM PDT]

  • 07.18.2012 10:16 PM PST

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

You're clearly posting from a smartphone, right?

Show her your high score on Doodle Jump.

[Edited on 07.18.2012 10:16 PM PDT]

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Must... resist... making snide joke at mod...

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Posted by: Billygoat456
I'll bring the tritium laser cutters if you bring the beer!

Funny story.

Each talk to another girl?

  • 07.18.2012 10:16 PM PST

Pull straws and the loser becomes the wingman.

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Signatures are for little kids.

Chat up all 3.

3 to 2 is a good ratio. One of you gets the SUPER hotty, the other gets the other 2.

It's common knowledge that 2 regular ladies can do the work of one SUPER hot one, if givin the proper instruction.

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Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

What do the other two look like?

Are we talking a 10 and two 5s? Or a 10 and two 7s?

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Try some classic pick up lines

  • 07.18.2012 10:17 PM PST

Sorry, I'm Playing Ghostbusters 2 on Nintendo!

I just read something in another thread about a bear, and I read the title as ; "Three girls, two guys, one bear". I didn't get it until I actually read the OP.. Wait, why aren't you getting drunk with the girl?

  • 07.18.2012 10:17 PM PST

Now sit down and pull your pants back up.

Rock Paper scissors. The one that wins pays for drinks but gets the girl.

  • 07.18.2012 10:18 PM PST

Paper rock scissors for the hottie

  • 07.18.2012 10:18 PM PST

Posted by: jjboy84

Posted by: ST0NE COLD
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why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.

Wait, is a ninja drunk posting about women?

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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Wait OP, did you play rock-paper-scissors for first dibs?

  • 07.18.2012 10:18 PM PST

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: bobcast
What do the other two look like?

Are we talking a 10 and two 5s? Or a 10 and two 7s?



Well, either way 5+5=11 and 7+7=15

Threesome gets an extra bonus point.


Edit: and alcohol makes up the difference.

[Edited on 07.18.2012 10:19 PM PDT]

  • 07.18.2012 10:18 PM PST

NASH'S EQUILIBRIUM!

People need to watch more movies.

[Edited on 07.18.2012 10:23 PM PDT]

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Give her a free drink

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What? Got something against Yetis?

Something in this thread smells oddly like the post DeeJ did about MLP...

Is this one of those things again?

[Edited on 07.18.2012 10:20 PM PDT]

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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

The mods of all people should understand that girl threads aren't replied to seriously around here.

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Posted by: reallyexplosive
I just read something in another thread about a bear, and I read the title as ; "Three girls, two guys, one bear".

I lol'd.

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