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Subject: Three girls, two guys, one bar

"What Kind Of God Are You?"

"If we are all clones, then why am I the only one with a sense of humor?"

Let your friend chat up the hot one. Go for the next best one, as if you wanted to see her and not her hotter friend. With this, she'll feel surprised and interested in you because of your interest in her rather than her friend.

  • 07.18.2012 10:20 PM PDT

“I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.”

Looks like someone meant to post on an alt.

  • 07.18.2012 10:20 PM PDT
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Talk about the forums. And only talk about the forums.

  • 07.18.2012 10:22 PM PDT

Posted by: jjboy84

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why a murder train?Well, The Blues revolve around trains, and I'm trying to be Blues-y about it.
I think a t-rex sounds better, I mean Murder T-rex. just think about it.
This made my day.

Wait, you could tell them you are a forum ninja, I recall that worked for bobcast, or at least I think it was bobcast.

  • 07.18.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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We should get DeeJ in here, I mean this time of night he might be a little "hiliarious," which is perfect for solving your problem

[Edited on 07.18.2012 10:23 PM PDT]

  • 07.18.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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Go up to them and say, "Hey baby, I am a mod for bnet." You will get laid tonight I swear.

  • 07.18.2012 10:22 PM PDT

Rock paper scissors for who gets the hotter girl.

The person who loses gets second best.

  • 07.18.2012 10:23 PM PDT
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Is he even listening to our advice?

  • 07.18.2012 10:24 PM PDT
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ghey thread is ghey

Seriously, one of you guys are going to nab her (if any of you do). She's not going to throw down with three other guys, so two of you are about to get pissed, -blam!- behind the winner's back, and drama begins.

teh lolz

  • 07.18.2012 10:25 PM PDT

Posted by: monitor 16807
Each talk to another girl?
In the bar or one of the other two? Why?

  • 07.18.2012 10:26 PM PDT

Posted by: MiloOmega
Is he even listening to our advice?
Of course not, it's a hypothetical exercise in game theory and he's curious as to how many people get the right answer.

  • 07.18.2012 10:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: MiloOmega
Is he even listening to our advice?
Of course not, it's a hypothetical exercise in game theory and he's curious as to how many people get the right answer.
Them Ninjas

  • 07.18.2012 10:28 PM PDT

Glory and fame, blood is our name!
Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel!
Killers of men, a warrior's friend!
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!
Sons of the gods, today we shall die.
Open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin, with swords in the wind! Hail Gods of War!

Rock paper scissors for the hottie. Loser goes for The Belt with the other 2.

  • 07.18.2012 10:39 PM PDT
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KiLo SiErRa 13

The sarcasm is strong with this thread.

  • 07.18.2012 10:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: dazarobbo
Hey guys!

So I'm at a bar at the moment with one of my mates and there are three girls here too. One of them is SUPER hot, but if both of us try to chat her up we're going to get in each others way and get rejected, she's going to leave, then neither of the other girls will talk to us (they don't like to be the "other choice") and we leave alone :'(.

What should we do?

Is this a test?

Do you ban us if we answer it wrong? I mean, I thought blog style posts were against the rules.

  • 07.18.2012 10:44 PM PDT

I also watched 'A Beautiful Mind' and therefore know the right answer.

  • 07.18.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Billygoat456
I'll bring the tritium laser cutters if you bring the beer!

Funny story.

Posted by: dazarobbo
Posted by: monitor 16807
Each talk to another girl?
In the bar or one of the other two? Why?
Let the sexy one be A and the other two be B. It goes like this:

A - end
A - end

A - end
B - A - end

B - A - end
B - A - end

In the first scenario you each have one chance of getting a girl. In the second scenario one of you has 2 chances at getting a girl. In the third scenario you each get two chances at getting a girl.

So you're twice as likely to get a girl if you both start with the second choices.

Edit: I'm not very smart so terribly sorry if I sound stupid.
Edit2: I assumed that the sexy girl didn't mind being a second choice.

[Edited on 07.18.2012 11:52 PM PDT]

  • 07.18.2012 11:24 PM PDT

The blood of the innocent shall flow for a thousand years.

Post about it on the internet.

  • 07.18.2012 11:25 PM PDT
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deej pls

Paper Rock Scissors

  • 07.18.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Bend it like Barrera

Have you seen a brilliant mind? You are one man short.

  • 07.18.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

The best thing you could do is to ask her for help building your model ship. If you don't have a model ship, then you didn't go to the bar prepared.

  • 07.18.2012 11:27 PM PDT

Someone has to be the wingman....


Someone has to take the fat chick home..........



it's the only way.

  • 07.18.2012 11:28 PM PDT

Be real sweet on one of the other two. Get her to go after you. If you're both going after her, you'll both look pathetic. Give her your attention, but don't only focus on her. You'd be burning bridges.

  • 07.18.2012 11:28 PM PDT

Bend it like Barrera

Governing Dynamics: Ignore the pretty one.

  • 07.18.2012 11:29 PM PDT

Orgy?

  • 07.18.2012 11:46 PM PDT

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