They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.
I haven't done anything wrong, my friend. I came here just to see you. And clicking "Report" is useless, anyways. All it does is make the post invisible, and to see it you just have to push "View" or something.