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Subject: The Simulants Corporation - Part 2

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Marathon: Durandal: 0:36:46 (Kindergarten) WR

Part 2: Simulant Descriptions

FistSim - This Simulant has been trained in thousands of martial arts across the land, reknowned for it's fierce tactics in hand to hand combat and hand to hand combat alone. Fearless in battle and a deity in heart, this simulant ignores passions for weaponry relying on boxing techniques and martial tactics beknowingst only to the most elite warrior- with these ancient empty hands. FistSim doesn't use his fists, he uses Fist.
SpeedSim - This simulant has been programmed with the most advanced leg technology this Universe has ever known, physically being the fastest Sim ever designed. This simulant can even outspeed Usain Bolt, so running is a useless tactic in itself against this sim. In highschool, this simulant used to be the track teams' best sprinter. Be careful not to ding dong ditch his house!
ShieldSim - This simulant has been programmed with every single type of shield technology knowledge known to Man. Afraid of being attacked, this simulant, if were to lose a shield, would immediately go rushing for another one. The only tactic against this sim would be to jump it in a group.. or get some heavier firepower. Unless, of course, you like to waste some ammo!
PeaceSim - This simulant is a scientist which is designed to nullify the uses of weapons on the battlefield. This simulant is also a nonviolent character, gentle, and doesn't like to hurt- or be hurt! This simulant will take powerful weapons on the map and hide it, for the greatest good, of course! When this simulant is not on the battlefield, it is researching new simulant prototypes to be used in battle. Technically, it's your most difficult adversary!
TargetSim - This simulant is very much like a woman in love- he continually holds a grudge! If your gamertag happens to be on that TargetSim disproves of, he will destroy you the entire game without effort. There is no getting away from his crosshairs, from him finding you, or his endless circle of doom! Ready or not, here he comes, for you, and you alone! Oh, and hiding won't save you.
BountySim - This Simulant acts as the lawmaker, eliminating those who act upon greed or their own petty selfish desires. Those with the highest number on the scorecard are those who have not been worthy as being called a "law abiding citizen", and need to be punished severely for their crimes. This Simulant has a good standing in society. The designer of this Simulant is the good brother of PreySim's creator.
PreySim - This Simulant is similar to a predator whom attacks it's prey, it feeds on the weak, the old, and the unaware. And in this case, those whom have a small life force, a small determination to survive, and a small number on the scoreboard are eligible victims of it's prey. You better score well, or else you become lower on the food chain. The designer of this Simulant is the evil brother of BountySim's creator.
CowardSim - This simulant has been tortured with scary horror films through the days of it's creation, rendering him with a serious cowardice issue. Unknowingly, the creator of this sim sent it out into the battlefield. This simulant isn't the combat type, and will only attack when it is certain of it's victory. If not, he'll make a run for it!
TurtleSim - This simulant wears a prototype shield generator developed by dataDyne scientists. The generator projects a protective shield around its host which has twice the strength of a normal shield. Unfortunately, this restricts the hosts movement, so it can only move at a slow pace, TurtleSims carry this shield as standard even if there are no shields on the level.
SneakSim - This simulant was designed with stealth in mind. Trained with expert ninjas and Sim Fisher from Splinter Cell- and outsnuck him. During it's childhood, it mastered the game of "Hide & Seek", and is able to wittingly maneuver around obstacles and situations with ease. You may think he's around somewhere, but uh-oh, he's above you- or below you! It tends to use the camouflage ability a lot to fool it's opponents and jam their radar. He's probably behind you right now, but oh well, you're dead anyway.
BlindSim - The maker of this simulant forgot to implant eyes during it's creation process, thus negating it's sight. It has a happy trigger finger and will fire at any noise nearby. Stay cautious and keep quiet when in distance of this berserk sim.
NadeSim - NadeSim always has it's finger ready to pull the next pin in attempt to blast away any enemy that stands before him. This sim will only use grenades, meaning NadeSim is completely vulnerable when it's empty. Use this as an opportunity to put an end to this sim's explosive frenzy.
SnipeSim - Unlike BlindSim, this simulant was built with a special, tactical eyesight package; which gives it a highly advanced aiming system due to it's optical upgraded implants. Once this simulant gets a hold of a sniper rifle, the battlefield tends to hide in fear of getting in the line of it's crosshairs.
RocketSim - This Simulant has been specifically programmed to deal with very heavy equipment, and will always seek to arm itself with the biggest weapons on the map. This Sim's purpose is to see people explode in a fiery blaze with the rocket launcher. Beware, because the first time you see this Sim may as well be the last.
FurySim - This Sim will stop at nothing to destroy anything in it's path. Remorse, pity, regret, all of which are disregarded and kept to keep this Sim on it's killing objective. This Sim has no fear of death, and will run through even the burning depths of hell or an acid waterfall in order to bring you down. Even if it's by use of kamikaze.
AvengeSim - This Sim acts on his own self-ambition, and his ambition alone, to make the evil deeds done against him done right, and done again. In other words, this Sim is designed to destroy the one who had destroyed him, in order to preserve himself- hence his honor. And that honor will never be forsaken, not for his kind, and not for any elses. This Sim will hunt down and systematically murder those who had done him harm.
SupportSim - This legendary sim was one of the first to be built, dating back to it's production in 1913. It's first mission was to fight alongside our troops and decimate the German forces during World War I. It continued it's mission thirty years later with World War II, and single-handedly took down Adolf Hitler in a covert-operation that has still been covered up. SupportSim has been handing out assists for over one-hundred years now, and doesn't plan to stop until his battery life is depleted.


Group Link: Simulants

[Edited on 07.21.2012 1:55 AM PDT]

  • 07.21.2012 1:53 AM PDT

Were two topics really necessary?

  • 07.21.2012 10:07 AM PDT

They call me Mister Nuke. You, my fine acquaintance, may call me Mister Nuke. Welcome to the wonderful dystopia that is my user page. If you're here about something I may have done to upset you, do not waste your precious time sending me a message. I will not reply. There is a good chance it was not really upsetting and that you are angry over nothing. If it was a "big deal," then well, my bad.

Not at all, and I am completely confused by this...

  • 07.21.2012 1:53 PM PDT

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Marathon: Durandal: 0:36:46 (Kindergarten) WR

Join my group for more info. I'll explain it all there. And yes, two topics were necessary since I reached the character limit on the other thread if I were to combine the two.

  • 07.21.2012 2:14 PM PDT


Posted by: BxR Twister
Join my group for more info. I'll explain it all there. And yes, two topics were necessary since I reached the character limit on the other thread if I were to combine the two.


I don't join groups for more information, most people expect you to give the information in the topic; just sounds like a way to force people to join. And you have heard of DOUBLE posts, yeah, well sometimes it's the good thing to do.

  • 07.21.2012 2:29 PM PDT

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Marathon: Durandal: 0:36:46 (Kindergarten) WR


Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: BxR Twister
Join my group for more info. I'll explain it all there. And yes, two topics were necessary since I reached the character limit on the other thread if I were to combine the two.


I don't join groups for more information, most people expect you to give the information in the topic; just sounds like a way to force people to join. And you have heard of DOUBLE posts, yeah, well sometimes it's the good thing to do.


Did you not see the other post where I answer what the group is about? And forcing to join? Not really, joining is as simple as leaving, which is by only clicking a button. The other people that HAVE joined so far love it and think it's hilarious.

  • 07.21.2012 3:05 PM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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This is a group that is one big reference to Perfect Dark but based on Reach. I figured that much out just on the first part.

  • 07.21.2012 5:56 PM PDT