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Subject: Mercenary for Clans

Cody

Ive joined many clans and they just never lasted. So ive decided to become a Merc. Ill just help out clans thay need help with something but not fully join them. So just contact me if you need any help with clan battles or on campaign missions.

  • 07.21.2012 10:26 AM PDT

I heard Pistol Squed Alfa pays you $10,000 for every .1 point under 1.0 K/D

roflPSA
inb4pistolsquedalfa

[Edited on 07.21.2012 10:58 AM PDT]

  • 07.21.2012 10:58 AM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.

Pistol Squed Alfa is recruiting, but you need to pass a few tests.

-First, run 10 laps around Sandtrap on Halo 3 and send us a video of you doing it.
-Get a double kill on Xbox LIVE
-Write "Pistol Squed Alfa" in guns using Forge mode, take a picture and send it in.
-Get 15 kills with the pistol in one game and send us a link to the stats
-Punch a Scorpion tank until it explodes
-Go into MLG and get an extermination

..only then will you be allowed to join the best squed on Halo Reach.

  • 07.21.2012 11:10 AM PDT

Cody

not wanting to join a clan just assist in clan battles or something.

  • 07.21.2012 11:16 AM PDT


Posted by: Devil Dog711
not wanting to join a clan just assist in clan battles or something.


As you can clearly see, they don't care. They just want to stroke their epeens and post their name and ridiculous requirements.

Nobody wants a merc anymore. Those days are long gone.

Also, Classifieds be that a way. ---->

  • 07.21.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Tom T
Prolonged exposure to this forum is bad for your health.


Posted by: aBIueBooksheIf
because I like pen­is.

source

Pistol Squed Alpha mops the floor with any other clan!

  • 07.21.2012 11:25 AM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.


Posted by: Butthurt over a joke


As you can clearly see, they don't care. They just want to stroke their epeens and post their name and ridiculous requirements.

Nobody wants a merc anymore. Those days are long gone.

Also, Classifieds be that a way. ---->


[Edited on 07.21.2012 11:45 AM PDT]

  • 07.21.2012 11:45 AM PDT


Posted by: Mikelp_1

Posted by: Butthurt over a joke


As you can clearly see, they don't care. They just want to stroke their epeens and post their name and ridiculous requirements.

Nobody wants a merc anymore. Those days are long gone.

Also, Classifieds be that a way. ---->


The joke gets stale real quick when the creator of the group posts it publicly that the group is a joke.

Then it just becomes a minor annoyance.

Also, considering you took the time to chop up my quote like that, seems someone is butthurt by calling your "squed" out. lol

  • 07.21.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Ex0 Dante>Posts inb4's and lol__ in every post
>Calls other jokes stale

  • 07.21.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ex0 Dante


lol taking PSA seriously

  • 07.21.2012 1:49 PM PDT


Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Ex0 Dante>Posts inb4's and lol__ in every post
>Calls other jokes stale


Yep. umad? (yeah, umad.)


Posted by: RyanW

Posted by: Ex0 Dante


lol taking PSA seriously


They seem to be. lol

  • 07.21.2012 2:15 PM PDT

Mediocre Backpacker
56% W\L
2.86 k\d
3.18 DMR
7.29 God Magnum
7.79 Sniper
5.34 Needle Rifle


Posted by: Ex0 Dante

Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Ex0 Dante>Posts inb4's and lol__ in every post
>Calls other jokes stale


Yep. umad? (yeah, umad.)


Posted by: RyanW

Posted by: Ex0 Dante


lol taking PSA seriously


They seem to be. lol
You never did answer my question about your username.

  • 07.21.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

I would rather kill myself than play with you.

  • 07.21.2012 2:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Ex0 Dante
Yep. umad? (yeah, umad.)
Yeah, I'm so -blam!- mad right now. You cannot comprehend how -blam!- mad I am. I'm mashing my keyboard with clenched fists because of this.

[Edited on 07.21.2012 2:30 PM PDT]

  • 07.21.2012 2:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ex0 Dante

Posted by: RyanW

Posted by: Ex0 Dante


lol taking PSA seriously


They seem to be. lol


They're just trolling....

  • 07.21.2012 2:48 PM PDT


Posted by: RyanW


And Im just having a good time with it.

  • 07.21.2012 3:21 PM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.


Posted by: Sweaty kid

Posted by: Mikelp_1

Posted by: Butthurt over a joke


As you can clearly see, they don't care. They just want to stroke their epeens and post their name and ridiculous requirements.

Nobody wants a merc anymore. Those days are long gone.

Also, Classifieds be that a way. ---->


The joke gets stale real quick when the creator of the group posts it publicly that the group is a joke.

Then it just becomes a minor annoyance.

Also, considering you took the time to chop up my quote like that, seems someone is butthurt by calling your "squed" out. lol



-press "quote"
-delete name
-type 4 words

Damn, that was an incredibly valuable 5 seconds spent. I should have written multiple sentences to describe the pain in my butt instead. *hintity hint hint*

  • 07.21.2012 3:45 PM PDT

I'm about as slightly above average as you can get.

Pistol squed alfa is the clan you're looking for. Just follow the procedures listed at the top of the thread and you're in!

  • 07.21.2012 7:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ex0 Dante
I heard Pistol Squed Alfa pays you $10,000 for every .1 point under 1.0 K/D

<Makes K/D jokes
<K/D is barely over 1

  • 07.21.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Dante, you make posts that I fully agree with and then you make posts where you go full retard.

Would you kindly stop straddling the line so I can discern whether I should value your posts or not?

  • 07.21.2012 7:32 PM PDT