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Subject: Parents say dumb things
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Go away, I am with my fellow Floodians.

Name a time a parent said something dumb. Me first. `My computer is infected, stay away from it!`

  • 07.26.2012 4:29 PM PDT
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My mother called me a "Son of a -blam!-" once.

  • 07.26.2012 4:29 PM PDT

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"You'll ruin your life by doing drugs"

Stupid parents, injecting heroin never hurt anybody.

  • 07.26.2012 4:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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OT: You need to tuck your trousers into your socks.

  • 07.26.2012 4:30 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

not sure about anything dumb but they would confront me for the darndest things like not washing my clothes, as if i intentionally wanted to go against them in a sort of uprising.

  • 07.26.2012 4:30 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: Insane Monx
"You'll ruin your life by doing drugs"

Stupid parents, injecting heroin never hurt anybody.

That's worse than the "we should ban soil" thread.

  • 07.26.2012 4:56 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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I can't recall a time where my mom said something stupid.

  • 07.26.2012 4:57 PM PDT

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My parents believe that Barack Obama is an Islamic Al Qaeda associate.

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Posted by: OPs Dad
Inb4God

You may have just saved this thread from utter chaos. I tip my hat to you, sir.

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>Tell you not to interrupt them.
>They interrupt you.

*facepalm*

  • 07.26.2012 4:57 PM PDT

Everybody says dumb things.

  • 07.26.2012 4:58 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

My father is all paranoid about some motorcycle gang people coming to ask me about a shirt.

That's just a few days ago. There's too much to list.

  • 07.26.2012 4:59 PM PDT

Flash Kicks beat Armor Lock.

TheLab.

"Wake up, it's time to go to bed."

  • 07.26.2012 5:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

I wouldn't say that they have ever said anything really stupid but my mum has this irritating habit of waiting five minutes before she responds to something I say.

  • 07.26.2012 5:07 PM PDT

I am Brosidon, King of the Brocean

When I ask my mom a question, she will often respond with a completely irrelevant answer, and I will have to ask multiple times.

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  • 07.26.2012 5:12 PM PDT

Posted by: xnative kidx
Parents say dumb things

YOU DON'T SAY?

They're human as well.

  • 07.26.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Most arguments they try and start with me make them seem stupid.. I ask them for reasoning and their answer most of the time is "Shut up"

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  • 07.26.2012 5:18 PM PDT

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  • 07.26.2012 5:21 PM PDT
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*Presents perfectly logical counter-argument*

Don't argue with me!

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ahahahaha

  • 07.26.2012 5:22 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

idk, but my mom always gets offensive when you prove her wrong.

  • 07.26.2012 5:34 PM PDT
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"Each of you [my 2 sisters] gets only 10 minutes on the hair dryer."
*10 minutes later*
"It's time to go!"

How to math?

  • 07.26.2012 5:38 PM PDT

My mom will call me from the next room, so I'll be like "Yeah?", and she doesn't answer, so I don't come. And then she loses her -blam!-.

  • 07.26.2012 5:49 PM PDT

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