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Subject: Will Johnson somehow get a girl?

Poll: Will Johnson somehow get a girl?  [closed]
Yes:  45%
(5 Votes)
No:  27%
(3 Votes)
What?:  27%
(3 Votes)
Why?:  0%
(0 Votes)
Total Votes: 11

I know Bungie is not creating Halo any longer, but I am wondering if the dev teams at 343 will follow through.

Remember, Halo 4 Sgt Johnson gets a woman, Angela Bassett was supposed to be on board?...

For those that don't know, he says he has been promised a woman in halo 3 in the outtakes of Sgt Johnson that were once available on here. they were the "Say What?!" outtakes from Halo 2...

Just saying.

Will try to link soon...

  • 07.26.2012 10:38 PM PDT

He's dead.

  • 07.26.2012 10:39 PM PDT

He was hugging an elite at the end of Combat Evolved, death hasn't stopped him yet ;)

  • 07.26.2012 10:42 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

There's an speculation that he was already married. You should read Contact Harvest. It is unknown but he might have married to Jilan al-Cygni.

[Edited on 07.26.2012 10:49 PM PDT]

  • 07.26.2012 10:48 PM PDT


Posted by: Furl Hawkens
He was hugging an elite at the end of Combat Evolved, death hasn't stopped him yet ;)


I'm guessing you haven't played Halo 3 at all.

  • 07.26.2012 10:54 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Johnson is alive. Unfortunately that's classified. You all can forget about those adjustments to your AR2 scope.

[Edited on 07.26.2012 11:04 PM PDT]

  • 07.26.2012 10:58 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Mythic Member

....spongy, bungie, who cares? I got mine!

Johnson is dead now, so he's living his "dream world", he FINALLY has a girl, sadly, it's probably Oprah.

  • 07.27.2012 1:44 AM PDT
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  • Exalted Legendary Member

He's dead dead this time not Halo CE dead.

  • 07.27.2012 4:10 AM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

But i thought he was... dead?

  • 07.27.2012 4:54 AM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.

He got a girl in Contact Harvest

  • 07.27.2012 6:27 AM PDT


Posted by: MasterSin
There's an speculation that he was already married. You should read Contact Harvest. It is unknown but he might have married to Jilan al-Cygni.
This.

Also, I don't think that scene of Johnson hugging an Elite is canon. I think Bugien put it in there for the lulz.

  • 07.27.2012 7:19 AM PDT


Posted by: HundredJono
He's dead.


He was my favorite marine

  • 07.27.2012 8:03 AM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: Sigma617
Heh, don't you know? Johnsons never die.

inb4inuendo


Heh heh what's the matter Marine, can't get it up? I'm over 80 years old and I can please any women. Trust me, I know what the ladies like.

  • 07.27.2012 10:53 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

He did once. It was awful.

  • 07.27.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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"I only die once. It's hard enough coming back the first time."
Beat you to it OP.

[Edited on 07.27.2012 7:41 PM PDT]

  • 07.27.2012 7:38 PM PDT


Posted by: Timmie
Johnson is dead now, so he's living his "dream world", he FINALLY has a girl, sadly, it's probably Oprah.


lmfao wut.

[Edited on 07.27.2012 9:12 PM PDT]

  • 07.27.2012 9:12 PM PDT