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Subject: Which forum ninja would win in a cage match vs all other ninjas?

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

All the Bungie.net forum ninjas are placed in a cage. The last one standing wins. Who wins?

Plot Twist: The only way you can lose is by death.

Oh, and this includes the Ninjas from all time.

[Edited on 07.28.2012 8:34 AM PDT]

  • 07.27.2012 11:25 AM PDT
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Who wins?
The terrorists.

  • 07.27.2012 11:32 AM PDT

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I'm guessing evilcam. He scary!

  • 07.27.2012 11:33 AM PDT

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  • 07.27.2012 11:34 AM PDT

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Foman because of the smell.

  • 07.27.2012 11:35 AM PDT

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  • 07.27.2012 11:35 AM PDT

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They all win. You can't simply "cage" ninjas!

  • 07.27.2012 11:37 AM PDT

He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

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The problem with ninja cage matches is that, just because they are in a cage, you still cant see ninjas.

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  • 07.27.2012 12:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Arbiter 739
They all win. You can't simply "cage" ninjas!

Bungie seems to have been able to chain them to a desk, so I don't see how this is much of a stretch.

  • 07.27.2012 12:06 PM PDT

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  • 07.27.2012 12:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: defnop552
Whoever wins... We lose.


Because there can be only one!

  • 07.27.2012 12:17 PM PDT

I think yoozel would win. No doubt about it..

  • 07.27.2012 1:02 PM PDT
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Slayer. Have you seen his youtube videos? He's absolutely insane and terrifying. No one would dare go near him.

  • 07.27.2012 1:04 PM PDT


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  • 07.27.2012 1:05 PM PDT

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Slayer. Have you seen his youtube videos? He's absolutely insane and terrifying. No one would dare go near him.
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  • 07.27.2012 1:22 PM PDT

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Whoever wins... We lose.

  • 07.27.2012 1:24 PM PDT

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  • 07.27.2012 1:26 PM PDT

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I would say Yoozel, but he's too nice. I'll go with Foman. I'm sure that beneath that white collar exterior beats the heart of a Spartan.

  • 07.27.2012 1:28 PM PDT

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  • 07.27.2012 1:33 PM PDT

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Slayer. Have you seen his youtube videos? He's absolutely insane and terrifying. No one would dare go near him.
I agree, his opponent would simply run away in fear.

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Slayer. Have you seen his youtube videos? He's absolutely insane and terrifying. No one would dare go near him.


This is what he did to the last person who challenged him

  • 07.27.2012 1:50 PM PDT

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Slayer. Have you seen his youtube videos? He's absolutely insane and terrifying. No one would dare go near him.
I second that, his videos scare me..

  • 07.27.2012 1:51 PM PDT

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  • 07.27.2012 1:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
Slayer. Have you seen his youtube videos? He's absolutely insane and terrifying. No one would dare go near him.
This. He's like an old school Batman villian.

  • 07.28.2012 12:23 AM PDT

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