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Subject: The pessimistic thread

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

I suppose that since no solid info is avaliable about Bungie's new game that this would be a good time to post such a thread.


What do you fear that Bungie's new game will be like?
What horrible feature do you hope Bungie's game won't have?

(When I posted this thread, I thought I was posting it in the community forum. I'm going to wait until this hits page 2 before I re post it, as I've only gotten four things right now.)

[Edited on 07.29.2012 12:36 AM PDT]

  • 07.27.2012 12:36 PM PDT

I SWEAR to GOD.
If that green DOUCHE-CANOE 'Master chef' or whatever his name is is in the game I'm going to FLIP MY -blam!-.
How many gravelly voiced bad-asses do we need in pop culture?
Why can't he sound like John Travolta or Austin Powers?
I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?
Batman seems to LIVE on the stuff, and Chief is almost as bad.
The dude sounds like he has a frickin' Stoma.

  • 07.27.2012 12:43 PM PDT

Tag 'm and Bag 'm


Posted by: Flaming glacier
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?


Because those are the best damn smoothies.

  • 07.27.2012 1:26 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!


Posted by: Flaming glacier
IHow many gravelly voiced bad-asses do we need in pop culture?
Why can't he sound like John Travolta or Austin Powers?
I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?


You know I'd have to agree somewhat. It'd be nice to have a main character who didn't sound like that. Though Batman sounded far more gravely than Master Chief did, IMO.

[Edited on 07.27.2012 1:34 PM PDT]

  • 07.27.2012 1:33 PM PDT

Half of what I say is true. The other half are also lies.


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David Scully FTW!

  • 07.27.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

It's time you be straight with everyone and not hold back your true feelings. We can take it . . .


Posted by: Flaming glacier
I SWEAR to GOD.
If that green DOUCHE-CANOE 'Master chef' or whatever his name is is in the game I'm going to FLIP MY -blam!-.
How many gravelly voiced bad-asses do we need in pop culture?
Why can't he sound like John Travolta or Austin Powers?
I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?
Batman seems to LIVE on the stuff, and Chief is almost as bad.
The dude sounds like he has a frickin' Stoma.

  • 07.27.2012 9:08 PM PDT

What a waste....


Posted by: Sgt Bash X77

Posted by: Flaming glacier
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?


Because those are the best damn smoothies.
Razor sand and wood chips.

Good times.

  • 07.27.2012 10:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Arbiter 739

Posted by: Flaming glacier
IHow many gravelly voiced bad-asses do we need in pop culture?
Why can't he sound like John Travolta or Austin Powers?
I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?


You know I'd have to agree somewhat. It'd be nice to have a main character who didn't sound like that. Though Batman sounded far more gravely than Master Chief did, IMO.

Yeah, but nobody's telling his crazy ass otherwise.
Plus, I have to respect Kevin Conroy, he's not only the voice of Batman, he's the first person to ever to use two different regular voices for the same character (Batman and Bruce Wayne).
Uh...I mean.
YEAH, SCREW HIM.

  • 07.28.2012 8:52 AM PDT
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You know what I'm talking about.

  • 07.28.2012 12:23 PM PDT
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If Bungie's new game is about farming...

  • 07.28.2012 12:30 PM PDT

Facebook integration *Shudder*

  • 07.28.2012 12:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Nocbl2

Posted by: Sgt Bash X77

Posted by: Flaming glacier
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?


Because those are the best damn smoothies.
Razor sand and wood chips.

Good times.
I've actually heard they drink gravel and spiders.

  • 07.29.2012 6:54 AM PDT

I love you [b]

I'll bet its a game where you make smart-alec comments to people online and try to not get banned.

  • 07.29.2012 7:01 AM PDT

Haters are going to hate.
Praisers are going to praise.

The Bungie Forums are what keeps my mind sharp and my fingers active, between writing my own movie scripts, drawing, and studying industrial design. At the moment I'm working on miniatures for a short movie that I'll hopefully be able to film once I've saved up for a camera... That's me, with the mug, trying to have a conversation with Konoko.

If it's yet another game whose sole goal is to make you to feel bad ass, whilst playing, if its only way to impress is through epic set pieces, if the game believes the only way to make you feel for its characters is through superior graphics, if the game engine makes any form of sacrifice in order to look better, if it's a game that relies on expansions rather than its core gameplay mechanics, and finally, if the game fears to be its own master, then, then I'll be very sad indeed, Michael Cain sad that is.

  • 07.29.2012 11:02 AM PDT


Posted by: the real Janaka
If it's yet another game whose sole goal is to make you to feel bad ass, whilst playing, if its only way to impress is through epic set pieces, if the game believes the only way to make you feel for its characters is through superior graphics, if the game engine makes any form of sacrifice in order to look better, if it's a game that relies on expansions rather than its core gameplay mechanics, and finally, if the game fears to be its own master, then, then I'll be very sad indeed, Michael Cain sad that is.


That is pretty much every recent game...sadly

  • 08.02.2012 6:01 PM PDT

Why are you here?


Posted by: Arbiter 739

Posted by: Flaming glacier
IHow many gravelly voiced bad-asses do we need in pop culture?
Why can't he sound like John Travolta or Austin Powers?
I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?


You know I'd have to agree somewhat. It'd be nice to have a main character who didn't sound like that. Though Batman sounded far more gravely than Master Chief did, IMO.



Batman sounded like that kinda, but more on the raging retard bellow kind of sound.

  • 08.03.2012 3:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Flaming glacier
I SWEAR to GOD.
If that green DOUCHE-CANOE 'Master chef' or whatever his name is is in the game I'm going to FLIP MY -blam!-.
How many gravelly voiced bad-asses do we need in pop culture?
Why can't he sound like John Travolta or Austin Powers?
I MEAN JESUS CHRIST.
Why is it that all the heroes nowadays drink razor-sand smoothies?
Batman seems to LIVE on the stuff, and Chief is almost as bad.
The dude sounds like he has a frickin' Stoma.


Not really. He has a pretty smooth and almost soothing voice compared to every other protagonist around.

  • 08.05.2012 3:52 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

I fear that it won't be better than Halo.

  • 08.05.2012 9:15 AM PDT

Mmmm....razor-sand smoothies. I could go for one of those right now!!!!!!.

  • 08.06.2012 10:32 AM PDT
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Wort, wort, wort!

They should hire Jon St. John to do all of the male voices. I betcha no two voices would still sound the same.

  • 08.06.2012 11:10 AM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Brian Blessed needs to do the voice for a video game protagonist.

  • 08.06.2012 1:21 PM PDT

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I just hope it won't be one of those "ugh, this game again" kind of deals, where something similar is already available, like tower defense games.

  • 08.06.2012 2:07 PM PDT