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Subject: What is your relationship with the Banhammer?
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

We've had an on-off relationship going on for many years now. Usually it lasts for 3-14 days (once a month) and then realise we're not right for each other and we go our seperate ways, leaving me broken and torn.

Also:
Posted by: just another fan
I call her Vera.

*sobs* WHY?!? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CANCEL IT?!?

[Edited on 07.29.2012 7:39 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2012 7:39 PM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

We may have been drinking buddies once, but once I was accepted at Yoozel's table it never was the same.

  • 07.29.2012 7:42 PM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

Haven't gone on a date with her since 3 years.

  • 07.29.2012 8:02 PM PDT

I have exchanged blows with it on occasion.

  • 07.29.2012 8:07 PM PDT

Member of team Master Theory.

17th Mythic Conqueror of Halo 3.
5th Mythic Conqueror of ODST.
If you would like to know more about Mythic difficulty please go to this thread. Thank you.

Please do not send me "recruitment messages" as I'm not interested in joining any groups currently.

We had a quick chat once over a misunderstanding. Nothing major, just a warning. And we have yet to meet again.

  • 07.29.2012 8:12 PM PDT

He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

Ockeghem
Missa Prolationum

It was a near miss in a dimly lit speakeasy.

Our eyes met as we crossed paths. I could see the promises in their mysterious depth, but I resisted temptation and passed by.

I still remember the lingering scent of her manly perfume.

  • 07.29.2012 8:17 PM PDT

I love you

Never been banned. Probably because it is impossible to ban perfection.

  • 07.29.2012 8:23 PM PDT
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"To conserve the fighting strength!"

Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

We swing.

  • 07.29.2012 8:25 PM PDT

Oh hey there

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It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

I have no problem with it, just the people swinging it.

Bunch of scumbags if you ask me.

  • 07.29.2012 8:30 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazyHUNTER 95

Posted by: Tigey
Nonexistent

  • 07.29.2012 8:32 PM PDT

Graphic Design in Seattle.Not Pro.
All around nice guy.
Step 7=In Progress
My piece featured in the Mail Sack

I heard she can exclude people from certain things and many people fear her for that reason alone...she also gets around some days more then others.

[Edited on 07.29.2012 8:43 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2012 8:42 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

We used to fool around in the past, I was new in town and had to figure out my place in society. I figured she was hangin' with the wrong crowd so I split. That's that.

[Edited on 07.29.2012 8:44 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2012 8:43 PM PDT

The sound of iron shocks is stuck in my head, The thunder of the drums dictates
The rhythm of the falls, the number of dead's the rising of the horns, ahead
From the dawn of time to the end of days I will have to run, away
I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste of the blood on my lips, again

I hate when she's around, but I can't seem to get around her.

  • 07.29.2012 8:47 PM PDT

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you

Im a good boy.

  • 07.29.2012 8:50 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Had a rocky past but we're starting to understand eachother nowadays

  • 07.29.2012 8:50 PM PDT

ShawtyHullstineFilms CEO-Team MLG EXTREME

I've met her twice. We don't plan on seeing each other anymore.

  • 07.29.2012 8:59 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

Never met him. Though I did have a run in with his younger brother Warning once.

  • 07.29.2012 8:59 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

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You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

We've seen each other for short periods of time, I've learned better from since then.

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I am 12 years old and what is this?


You joined Bungie.net when you were 8?
Woosh

  • 07.29.2012 9:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: just another fan
I call her Vera.


How long have you been a mod?

  • 07.29.2012 9:07 PM PDT

Graphic Design in Seattle.Not Pro.
All around nice guy.
Step 7=In Progress
My piece featured in the Mail Sack

I had to make a quick photoshop just for this thread...

Banhammer

[Edited on 07.29.2012 9:11 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2012 9:07 PM PDT

A large man

She covered me in red paint and peeled me like an apple once, never again....

  • 07.29.2012 9:09 PM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

Me and the ban hammer have a very good relationship. We see each often and take weekly strolls on the beach.

  • 07.29.2012 9:09 PM PDT

meh...

We have a distant relationship, if you can call it a relationship. I've never even met the hammer. I'm kinda like the twilight girls, it's all in my head.

  • 07.29.2012 10:00 PM PDT

Trust me, it didn't take to long before I knew she was in complete control. Now I'm always smiling :)

[Edited on 07.29.2012 10:03 PM PDT]

  • 07.29.2012 10:02 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along
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[Edited on 07.29.2012 10:06 PM PDT]

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