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Subject: Sergeant A.J. Johnson in Halo 3
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The most quotable character from the Halo games has got to be Sergeant A.J. Johnson.

From his rallying speech at the beginning of the Pillar of Autumn in Halo 1...

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, now... we've stumbled onto something their so hot for that they're scramblin' over eachother to get it. Well I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--blam!--machine or a giant hula hoop, we aint gonna let 'em have it. What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead and a pool/ of their own blood to drown in. Am I RIGHT marines!?"

To his motivational speech at the beginning of Metropolis in Halo 2...

"When I joined the Corps we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks, we had sticks... two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon... and we had to share the rock. Buck up soldier you're one very lucky marine."

And his one-liners

"Don't shake the lightbulb..."

"Listen, you don't like me and I sure as hell don't like you..."

"Hey! Bastards! Knock knock!"

"How you doin'?"

What kind of situations and lines would you like to hear from the Master Motivator in Halo 3? Or barring that what are some of your favorites from the earlier games and books?

"Listen up men, there are three rules in war. Rule number one: young men die. Rule number two: you can't change rule number one. Rule number three: somebody has got to walk the point."

"Get off my planet!"

"Better keep up split-lip. I haven't even broken a sweat and I've dropped more of these monkeys than you."

"Hey oracle... you see this coming." BLAM.

  • 06.16.2006 10:05 PM PDT
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I like these. Keep it up! How about:

"Eat some lead for breakfast, you furry monkey bastard!"
"You did NOT just step on my home turf, -blam!-!"

"We are standing on the edge of another GI-normous battle for against those Covenant motha****as, but I don't care if we have to throw rocks at them or use street signs as weapons. We will not let them have their way with our dead bodies! DO YOU GET ME, MARINES?!?!?"

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  • 06.16.2006 10:07 PM PDT

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This link beats 'em all.
Those are most of his dialouge.. As for Halo 3 ones? I'm sure he'll have some more awesome coming out of his mouth.

These were mostly contributed to HBO by CaptainSpark and Hellhawk.


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  • 06.16.2006 10:15 PM PDT
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"I know this looks bad men, but listen up. Joshua 1:11 reads: Prepare for yourselves provisions for a journey; for within three days you are to cross this Jordan, to go in to possess the land which which the Lord, your God gives you... and shoot the -blam!- out of any gun-toting monkey who's possessing it before you. This is your God-given land, this is your God-given planet, and for what these space apes have done, we're gonna give them to God. What he does with 'em after that is entirely his business."

  • 06.17.2006 3:05 PM PDT