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Subject: My Halo 3 Idea(Counter move towards the teabag)

Now, first off, you need to know a bit of anatomy, this being, that when you die, your bowels are flushed because the muscles go limp and can't keep it in anymore. Now, knowing this, I have thought of a simple move that could be used against the people that like to teabag you after death. This being, when you are about to die, the buttflap on your armor opens, and when you die, your bowels are flushed. Since said buttflap is open, and if you happen to be lieing with your stomach against the floor, your feces will be released into the air, and into the visor of the enemy that has to degrade himself to teabagging in order to feel superior to you, the enemy. The fecal matter will temporarily blind your opponent with a gloppy brown goop, and it will take a good 10 seconds before it goes away.

This is my grand idea for Halo 3's multiplayer.

[Edited on 6/16/2006]

  • 06.16.2006 10:25 PM PDT

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OMGWTFBBQLOLPWNSAUCE!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.16.2006 10:26 PM PDT

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You REALLY have too much time on your hands.

  • 06.16.2006 10:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Trochan001
This thread is a perfect example of how every question in history has been asked in this forum.

You are a crazed, crazed, mentally ill, madman. That's the best way I can put it.

  • 06.16.2006 10:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Spartan2010
You REALLY have too much time on your hands.

I was bored, this guy teabagged me, and my friend was telling the other team how he liked to make love to his own feces.

  • 06.16.2006 10:28 PM PDT

Come on! It's a great idea!

  • 06.16.2006 10:35 PM PDT
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dum dum. dum dum. dum dum dum dum dum dum DUM DUM


BAN HAMMER!!!!

  • 06.16.2006 10:37 PM PDT

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Except you forgot the suit is sealed... You shouldn't spam the forums with these kinds of posts. I'm suprised the mods let such spammers live to post another day.

  • 06.16.2006 10:39 PM PDT
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live to post another day i like that

  • 06.16.2006 10:40 PM PDT

Posted by: SS_Zag1
Except you forgot the suit is sealed... You shouldn't spam the forums with these kinds of posts. I'm suprised the mods let such spammers live to post another day.
I'm sure it can be opened, somehow. Imagination dude.
Also, this isn't spam, it's a legitimate idea, a bit disturbing, but legitimate. Also better than some other stuff i've seen, so please, don't call this spam just because you don't like it.

  • 06.16.2006 10:41 PM PDT
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I don't think it is even legitimate because it displays the epitome of human stupidity.

  • 06.16.2006 11:06 PM PDT

It is a pretty stupid idea, but dang, it's funny as hell!

  • 06.16.2006 11:32 PM PDT

Posted by: The Gunshark 360
I don't think it is even legitimate because it displays the epitome of human stupidity.
Stupid? Doesn't that also include half of the other suggestions and "theories" in this forum? I think it fits right in.

  • 06.17.2006 12:39 AM PDT