- Hysterical Joker
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- Elder Mythic Member
Now, first off, you need to know a bit of anatomy, this being, that when you die, your bowels are flushed because the muscles go limp and can't keep it in anymore. Now, knowing this, I have thought of a simple move that could be used against the people that like to teabag you after death. This being, when you are about to die, the buttflap on your armor opens, and when you die, your bowels are flushed. Since said buttflap is open, and if you happen to be lieing with your stomach against the floor, your feces will be released into the air, and into the visor of the enemy that has to degrade himself to teabagging in order to feel superior to you, the enemy. The fecal matter will temporarily blind your opponent with a gloppy brown goop, and it will take a good 10 seconds before it goes away.
This is my grand idea for Halo 3's multiplayer.
[Edited on 6/16/2006]