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Subject: One day on a Maw Blood Gulch Battle
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You guys make the story, pick up where the last person left off. (just for fun :D, got this idea from the New Mombasa forum)

Fire_Bullet connected
Lggwilv connected
Fastmatt connected
Robo_leader connected
MasterKim connected
Rest of the Mawers connected :)
Grunts connected :D
Laggers and hackers connected :(
Guardians connected O_o

The grunts are pwning everyone and everyone is going OMG, when the guardians.............

[Edited on 6/16/2006]

  • 06.16.2006 10:46 PM PDT
Subject: Maw Gathering Blood Gulch Battle

Halo Custom Edition: p0lar_bearâ„¢
Favorite Server: Diesel PL 3rd Server - NY

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BioHalo v1.1a Singleplayer Map for CE

BUNGIE HAS CUT CUSTOM SINGLE-PLAYER SUPPORT FROM HALO 2 VISTA. COPY, PASTE, AND BOLDFACE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS CUT.

... kill everyone in the server.

Fire_Bullet was killed by the guardians
Lggwilv was killed by the guardians
Fastmatt was killed by the guardians
Robo_leader was killed by the guardians
p0lar_bear was killed by the guardians
HaloMan321 was killed by the guardians
Yayap was killed by the guardians
Mehmep was killed by the guardians

New001 was killed by the guardians
Caboose was killed by the guardians
Donut was killed by the guardians
Cupid was killed by the guardians
Killer was killed by the guardians
Hambone was killed by the guardians
Hollywood was killed by the guardians
Noodle was killed by the guardians

The lagging, hacking noobs don't like this one bit, so they...

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P.S., I named every player that could have joined. Me and Haloman are the Mawers, Yayap and Mehmep are the grunts, and the other players are the noobs; names taken from the list of auto-generated names in Halo.

  • 06.16.2006 10:57 PM PDT
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(Fire_Bullet is me, lol)

Join forces, the laggers share their lag, and the hackers share their hacks, in the new game of Blood Gulch they totally PWN everyone and the poor little grunts, :( , when everyone saw a grunt tear and cry, thats when lggwilv, the admin used the ultimate admin tool, the..............

  • 06.16.2006 11:00 PM PDT
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Iggwilv then kicked all hackers and lackers and invited everybody on his xfire list (If Master Kim was in that first list, then so should I)and they all join together and wtf pwn the guardians, wich in turn........

[Edited on 6/18/2006]

  • 06.17.2006 8:17 AM PDT
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caused the guardians to become all god-like, and kick everyone asses with their Sniper Assult Rifles, when FIre_bullet connected and spawned next to a rocket laucher next to the guardians which he pwned the guardians with it, then the laggers and hackers came back when..........

[Edited on 6/17/2006]

  • 06.17.2006 8:22 AM PDT
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Why do you spell Iggwilv "Lggwilv?"

  • 06.17.2006 9:14 AM PDT
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...Master Kim came to the scene with a warthog and company. He basically killed anything that crossed his path until...

(Yeah, it's Iggwilv with an i, not an L.

  • 06.17.2006 9:42 AM PDT
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the bases transformed into gaints mechs with transformer music in the background, the guardians then went all power ranger and jumped into the mechs and were totally pwning everyone, until...........

  • 06.17.2006 9:48 AM PDT
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...all this nonsense basically created a disruption in the time-space continuum thus destroying the universe and negating all existence. (:P)

  • 06.17.2006 10:33 AM PDT
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.... then the server reset and A ROCK came in and team killed everyone untill ROBO LEADER smashed a hog in his face, then ROCK direct IP connected.....

  • 06.17.2006 10:37 AM PDT
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Which pissed off Iggwilv so he called in all of his teamspeak friends wich cussed out a rock until the space time continuim(<---- spelling? thats right i stole it) was disrupted again and everybody started spawning in diferent maps (a la red vs blue)..........

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.... Eventually everyones game had minimized and said "Gathering Excpetion Data" do to the strange happenings at the maw bloodgulch battle....

  • 06.17.2006 7:09 PM PDT
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.....and then ateabanana connected, but spawned under a moving Warthog, and after respawning, headed for safer ground, meeting the grunts in their overshield cave, and collaborating with them in their ultimate quest to take out the Guardians, but only after finishing his run-on sentence. Then in the cave entrance three vague silhouettes appeared....

  • 06.17.2006 7:16 PM PDT
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..... and «TUI»muskt! pwned them all and got a killtacular because 15 seconds before he had killed.....

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...himself then the space-time continuum warped causing ratrace to auto-load which caused a splice in bloodgulch creating one super-map of ratrace\bloodgulch with Flood....

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...then Musket was chased by Node, which in turn was chased by grunts, the guardians, Iggwilv, and just about everybody else, and went through the blue base teleporter. However, Master Kim was camping at the blue teleporter spawn and simply kept meleeing the air above the teleporter. So basically anybody who went through the teleporter was immediately killed as they were given a whack to the back as soon as they spawned. There was a huge pile of bodies on the teleporter when all of a sudden...

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...the host accidentaly tryed to make a new game but instead pressed restart game so everyone's score was erased. So the guardians got all pissed and started giving a hissy fit and the hackers just sat there and laughed becuz the flood, being shocked stupid by the restart started mating and then Apocalypse, having just joined the server went around and bashed every1 in the back of the head with a gravity rifle that somehow was in hands when he spawned so he shot everyone with the gravity rifle and the gravity rifle shoots implosion rounds causing everyone to be sucked into a little ball and explode with blood and bird feces flying everywhere and then.......

  • 06.17.2006 8:49 PM PDT
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Everyone is going all hacker becasue this was Halo PC, not Halo 2 and they were going WTF, why did Apocalypse have a gravity rifle???, and then basicly instead of banning the dude, they just restarted the guy with rocket starts, and had a grunt at every spawn point in the red team, and the dude was just getting bashed in the back by grunts, so sad, and then..

  • 06.17.2006 8:57 PM PDT
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...ROBO LEADER smashed them all with a warthog, went to steal the flag, only to find out that they wern't playing CTF anymore, and was hit with 5 rockets and a fuel rod gun simultaniously from the respawning grunts and thier rocket start madness.

ROBO LEADER disconnects.



JEFF -Blam!- (ROBO's bro) connects.

JEFF -Blam!- kills five teammates at the same time with a rocket hog on accedent when trying to kill a red guy.

JEFF -Blam!- is banned.

ROBO LEADER attempts to connect, only to find that his bro snuck on again and got him banned.

ROBO LEADER: MOTHER****ER!!!!! I need a password.

Iggwiliv unbans ROBO LEADER......

[Edited on 6/17/2006]

  • 06.17.2006 10:59 PM PDT
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Then one of the hackers spawns a longsword and nukes the map, killing everybody.
Fire_Bullet was killed by haxxor876
Lggwilv was killed by haxxor876
Fastmatt was killed by haxxor876
Robo_leader was killed by haxxor876
p0lar_bear was killed by haxxor876
HaloMan321 was killed by haxxor876
Yayap was killed by haxxor876
Mehmep was killed by haxxor876
some_guy was killed by haxxor876

New001 was betrayed by haxxor876
Caboose was betrayedby haxxor876
Donut was betrayed by haxxor876
Cupid was betrayed by haxxor876
Killer was betrayed by haxxor876
Hambone was betrayed by haxxor876
Hollywood was betrayed by haxxor876
Noodle was betrayed by haxxor876
haxxor876 commited suicide
haxxor876 quit

Then Iggwilv got tired of it and started a new game with friendly fire turned off and bans all grunts and guardians. some_guy then snipes that whore Master Kim, who was camping on the teleporter again, and then makes the flood breed with blue team, resulting in the shielded flood in Halo2. He then takes nothing but a plasma pistol and wtf pwns the flood humping the blue team, but leaves the infection forms alive. He then takes out everybodies shields and laughs as they all run around in circles, their bodies being taken over by the flood..........

[Edited on 6/18/2006]

  • 06.18.2006 7:22 AM PDT
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Ummm... Flood?

  • 06.18.2006 9:01 AM PDT

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