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Subject: BumHitman's Unlocked Training Regimen!

Posted by: Trochan001
This thread is a perfect example of how every question in history has been asked in this forum.

Since Halo3 is on the way, and at least two multiplayer maps have been confirmed, I wanted to create a training excersise to prepare the not so talented.
I've figured out a way to get better at sniping (mainly @ no-scoping ), or at least more quick on getting a headshot. ( NO , It's not Sweep Sniping )

To train yourself for this you must follow my directions very carefully!
You also have to be very consistent and train at least 3 times a week.
Please be commited to the training (remember it's for your own good)

1. 2 - 3 Hours before you begin to play Halo 2 , go to your kitchen.
2. Eat as much junk food and random foods as you possibly can in 15 minutes
I recommend Frozen Burritos, Nuggets, Cheesesticks, Pizza, etc. (Please cook the foods to prevent foodbourne illnesses.
3. Drink about 1 galon of any beverage, I recommend anything with gas.
4. Go brush your teeth or they'll rot.
5. Take a break for a couple of hours and whatever you do don't relieve yourself in the bathroom (this is VERY important)
6. Turn on your Xbox, start Halo 2 and start a custom game.
7. Sign in a Guest (not a playable character, just a target), Start a Custom Game of Slayer/ Snipers, (no nades) 25 kills
8. Pick any map you want. I recommend Lockout. It's layout is great and it's not too big.
8. Make sure your guest is not on your team (kinda obvious i know... iknow)
9. Start the game.
10. By now you must be REALLY wanting to go to the bathroom and take a Sh#$%^ or a leak.
11. This is where the training begins: the objective of this training is to hunt down your guest and kill him before you SH$%^% your pants.
12. You can't go to the bathroom until you get the 25 kills.

The benefits from this training technique are the following:

a You will learn to play under preasure (very helpful if you're planning on going to tournaments)
b You will force yourself to go for the headshot kill
c You will learn to move around the map more quickly and find shortcuts to getting from one place to another
d You will be training your eyes to scan an area more quickly
e You'll be learning the typical spawn points in the map
f And finally you will be getting better at no-scoping since it's a faster kill and you'll be REALLY needing to get it over with .




For the more experienced Halo 2 Players:

Just eat more food, drink more beverages, wait longer before you start playing and change the killcount to 50


* Disclaimer *


Try this training excersise AT YOUR OWN RISK, and go out and play sports in between training sessions to ensure you do not become obese. I will not be held responsible for paying for your lipo, nor will I be responsible for damages to your colon. Any suggestions to further improve this revolutionary technique are welcome. **If you try to correct my spelling mistakes... Try to be nice, English is not my first language.

  • 06.17.2006 12:59 AM PDT
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You know they are gonna to ban all addresses from your computer, so unless you have another computer with a different ip address near by you screwed

  • 06.17.2006 1:03 AM PDT
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leeve du bumsende Naz*

  • 06.17.2006 1:10 AM PDT

Posted by: Trochan001
This thread is a perfect example of how every question in history has been asked in this forum.

What? I thought the H3 Sniping Practice Guide was nice! What are you talking about?

  • 06.17.2006 1:12 AM PDT