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Subject: I know how to get Bungie to unveil Destiny.

Bungie, your secret will be revealed unless you tell all.

You know that night, when you ravaged my soul with your massive, pleasurable ego. Well in the throes of expulsion, on that warm summer night you released something so precious into me, that to make it known to the world would be cataclysmic. If you do not tell us of Destiny, I will reveal to all the Bungie.net community the identity of the child which you sown into the depths of my womb.

You have been warned.

Don't worry child, I would never expose your true identity.

Wait, what if if tried to...

Oh dear god, what have I done...

  • 08.01.2012 9:30 PM PDT
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

Remember those waffles you ate on Bungie Day?

They had tapeworms in them

And the tapeworms comtained bombs that can be set off at any time sunshine and happiness!

When should I detonate the bombs?

  • 08.01.2012 10:17 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ


Posted by: SAM DA COOL MAN
Lets do. It.
Next Hint:
If the answer to the universe is 42, then what is the answer to Bungie?

7?

  • 08.01.2012 10:20 PM PDT

Jazzer008

Hey Bungie! You know that thing? Yeah, THAT THING. We'll I know too...about the thing.

Quick guys, what's a thing?!

Now we wait for a mod to reply and then quote him/her to bungie in standard text as bait! Hahaaa haha ahahaaha. The betrayal will be juicy!

  • 08.01.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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Typing in random letters = somewhat coherent username!

Posted by: TheOne008
Quick guys, what's a thing?!

Umm... bananas?

  • 08.01.2012 10:29 PM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

"I wonder how much blood you can lose from superficial wounds before you die."
-Shishka

"A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him."
-Believe

All counter-arguments to evolution are based on a gross misunderstanding of the theory.

Is this working yet?

Oh nothing to see here.

  • 08.01.2012 11:11 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

My guess is, they're crumbling under the pressure as week speak and attempting to resist posting. It's only a matter of time now.
Posted by: ZYTHON
Is this working yet?

Oh nothing to see here.

  • 08.02.2012 5:56 AM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: Helveck
My guess is, they're crumbling under the pressure as week speak and attempting to resist posting. It's only a matter of time now.
Posted by: ZYTHON
Is this working yet?

Oh nothing to see here.




They shall [crumble] open the website and [spill their guts] talk about all kinds of things under the sun.

  • 08.02.2012 7:08 AM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

Helveck, I see you have a bit of free time. Bungie is built up of a bunch of wimpy prunes. I like the idea though!

  • 08.02.2012 7:13 AM PDT
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...And when i am standing there, watching as the slingshot is cranked back into the shadows, a smile will bestow upon my face as I softly whisper one word..."blam...."


Check out my Youtube Channel!

hahaha this is great!

  • 08.02.2012 7:31 AM PDT

DEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE DEEEEE

I PMed you which Bungie is Canadian, and illegally in the country. If they don't release Destiny soon... I'll have them deported.

  • 08.02.2012 7:40 AM PDT

Time to pull out the big guns!

We, after researching for countless years, have discovered the holy grail of all things bungie, what the word bungie means!

If you do not give us one tantalizing piece of the puzzle, one scrumptious tiblet of information, we will unleash this knowledge to the world! The clock is ticking....

  • 08.02.2012 8:14 AM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

When will we reveal the answer to all your questions, Bungie? Soon (tm).

  • 08.02.2012 9:01 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Al1757XNA
Time to pull out the big guns!

We, after researching for countless years, have discovered the holy grail of all things bungie, what the word bungie means!

If you do not give us one tantalizing piece of the puzzle, one scrumptious tiblet of information, we will unleash this knowledge to the world! The clock is ticking....
I think it may be a little preemptive, but we shall continue.

The public would be outraged! New international treaties will have to be signed, and the national identity of France may be drawn into question. This is serious.

  • 08.02.2012 9:03 AM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Posted by: Kickimanjaro
This is serious.


The Internet is always serious, Kick. And we aren't toying around.

  • 08.02.2012 9:15 AM PDT

@JosephBiwald
View my Art

Per Audacia Ad Astra

-blam!-

  • 08.02.2012 9:40 AM PDT


Posted by: devastat0r09
I PMed you which Bungie is Canadian, and illegally in the country. If they don't release Destiny soon... I'll have them deported.


I'm seriously concerned that Marty is secretly Canadian. I wanted to like him but it's getting harder and harder.

Marty seems like a cool guy!

  • 08.02.2012 10:03 AM PDT

thou shall not smite thee. thou shall smite thi with gluteus maximus fire.

you know we could ask these guys to get destiny info they did a good job on DICE.

  • 08.02.2012 10:04 AM PDT

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.


Posted by: Duardo

Posted by: Commander GX
Posted by: Hylebos
I do like your idea for text that Employees can't read, can we develop a simillar text that Forum Ninjas can't read?
For that we need an extra layer of repellant.
What kind of repellant?

Root Beer.

  • 08.02.2012 10:09 AM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Posted by: Halo biggest fan
-blam!-
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

We will bribe the employees with bacon filled doughnuts, it is their true weakness.All we have to do is mug the delivery truck, they won't even see it coming.

  • 08.02.2012 10:11 AM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

Ninja's cant cook a good meatloaf

  • 08.02.2012 10:13 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: Helveck
Posted by: Kickimanjaro
This is serious.


The Internet is always serious, Kick. And we aren't toying around.
Look at this, people, even a Helveck thinks this is serious. Helvecks are not known for being serious.

The situation is even more grave than previously imagined.

  • 08.02.2012 11:28 AM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: Helveck
Posted by: Kickimanjaro
This is serious.


The Internet is always serious, Kick. And we aren't toying around.
Look at this, people, even a Helveck thinks this is serious. Helvecks are not known for being serious.

The situation is even more grave than previously imagined.
I was always under the impression Canadians aren't legally allowed to be serious.

  • 08.02.2012 11:36 AM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

What you say has to be bolded
Posted by: Rabid Grunt 3
Ninja's cant cook a good meatloaf


OT: Did you guys hear about all those snacks that Bungie has? I feel sorry for them.

[Edited on 08.02.2012 11:48 AM PDT]

  • 08.02.2012 11:38 AM PDT

Hope to someday work at this place! :)


Posted by: gorocurt
We have uncovered Ling-Ling's body.


Ransom material

[Edited on 08.02.2012 5:11 PM PDT]

  • 08.02.2012 5:06 PM PDT