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Subject: Does the Webmaster Still Exist?

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Is he gone for good, still here or is he still on one of his "HTML research missions"?

[Edited on 08.01.2012 4:44 PM PDT]

  • 08.01.2012 4:43 PM PDT

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Bye.

He lurks in the shadows... of the restroom.

  • 08.01.2012 4:43 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

He's still on his potty break.

  • 08.01.2012 4:45 PM PDT
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The most dangerous gunslinger in the west.

He's just waiting for the right moment.

When that is? We'll never know.

  • 08.01.2012 4:46 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

The webmaster was reported as MIA after one of his missions. Of course he is still out there, as webmasters never die.

We currently have intel that he is on vacation (family leave) with an injury. It also indicates that he may have obtained said injury in the process rescuing his company from the clutches of Microsoft. Of course after such a long time chances are that his leave is a reward for his efforts.


I have no idea. I have not heard of him mentioned in years. It was a pretty good mascot if you ask me.

[Edited on 08.01.2012 4:50 PM PDT]

  • 08.01.2012 4:46 PM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

He always exists

  • 08.01.2012 4:47 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: arch4ng13
He's still on his potty break.
Some people ask why he's been gone so long. My answer to them is do you have any idea how difficult it is to go to the bathroom in a Gorilla Suit?

  • 08.01.2012 4:49 PM PDT

http://www.capturemyhaloclips.com/ - Get your Halo clips captured.
The Artists Corner - Show other members your artistic talent.
Storywrite - Where I am writing my book.


Posted by: Commander GX
Posted by: arch4ng13
He's still on his potty break.
Some people ask why he's been gone so long. My answer to them is do you have any idea how difficult it is to go to the bathroom in a Gorilla Suit?

And that one question opens the flood gate and the rest come rolling through about him and that gorilla suit.

  • 08.01.2012 4:52 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Hes the personification of a physical constant. Anything short of the Universe ceasing to exist couldn't possibly rid us of him. He'll endure. He'll persist.

None of us are safe.

  • 08.01.2012 4:56 PM PDT
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I heard, from a reliable source, that he is a figment of his own imagination, that he willed himself into existence, and he is therefore invulnerable to all but the power of his own imagination.

  • 08.01.2012 5:02 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

*Checks closet*

  • 08.01.2012 5:04 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

I wish they still updated the letters to the webmaster page. Those responses are hilarious.

  • 08.01.2012 5:07 PM PDT

http://www.capturemyhaloclips.com/ - Get your Halo clips captured.
The Artists Corner - Show other members your artistic talent.
Storywrite - Where I am writing my book.


Posted by: evilcam
None of us are safe.

Is he behind Skynet?

  • 08.01.2012 5:08 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

I scared him off.

  • 08.01.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

He burst the seal the last time he went to pee, once you pop...

  • 08.01.2012 5:17 PM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
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Chapter

He's in Cryo right now.

  • 08.01.2012 5:19 PM PDT
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X, X, Y, Right Stick= Pump Butt

Hes like gravity, birds fly, grass grows, and the webmaster is hammered as always.

  • 08.01.2012 5:35 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

He still posts on the Marathon Story Forum now and then.

  • 08.01.2012 6:40 PM PDT

He hasn't chosen the right stall.

  • 08.01.2012 6:41 PM PDT

Graphic Design in Seattle.Not Pro.
All around nice guy.
Step 7=In Progress
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You mean he's still out there somewhere?

  • 08.01.2012 6:46 PM PDT

He's still here, lurking in the shadows.

  • 08.01.2012 6:48 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

Commander, CammCam's Queensguard; Sapphire Mod; 34th Seat, Table of Avalon(Exiled);Captain, HAND

yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-

I think the webmaster is Lukems, as they have both disappeared around the same time.

  • 08.01.2012 6:53 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

it is alive

  • 08.01.2012 8:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Der Todesengel
This doesn't mean I don't still hate you


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RIP BerserkerBarage DeathPimp72


Posted by: Verachi
I wish they still updated the letters to the webmaster page. Those responses are hilarious.

  • 08.01.2012 8:46 PM PDT

To be blunt and perfectly honest, he is taking the world's longest piss. Ever.

  • 08.01.2012 9:06 PM PDT

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