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"We are Soffish. Soffish are we. We look like real fishies when we're placed into the sea."

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Updating the Spartan when Reach came out.


Posted by: arch4ng13
He's still on his potty break.
He drinks alot.

  • 08.01.2012 9:25 PM PDT

He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

Ockeghem
Missa Prolationum

The secret to the immortality of the man behind the gorilla suit and giant foam cowboy hat is the same as the secret of immortality behind the Dread Pirate Roberts.

The webmaster will always resurface.

  • 08.02.2012 12:17 AM PDT

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Posted by: arch4ng13
He's still on his potty break.
He drinks alot.

Damn, he must have one helluva bladder.

  • 08.02.2012 2:14 AM PDT

My main xbox gamertag is Jrman16753
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Do you love space and astormony join space explorers.
My name is Jordan, I like video games, books, films, history, science, politics, geography and religion.
Never stop learning and always question.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Sapere aude

He is still here.

  • 08.02.2012 2:19 AM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

If his supply of alcohol ever runs out I'm sure we might hear from him during that brief moment he isn't drunk.

  • 08.02.2012 2:23 AM PDT

If he still exists... That means... Under my bed? Oh... Please, not me...

  • 08.02.2012 1:23 PM PDT

No, ExcessiveFaun6 is not my real gamertag.
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Cortana: The message just repeats. "Regret, Regret, Regret."
Miranda: Any idea what it means?
Sgt. Johnson: Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Marines: Hoo-rah!

He's busy rematching Yoozel in a drinking contest of epic proportions.

  • 08.02.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

I miss him =(

  • 08.02.2012 4:30 PM PDT

Formerly darkbrute (no I was not perma-banned.)

Posted by: Bradllez
Members here dont get banned.

They just go missing in action.

His auto reply hasn't been updated for 5 or 6 years.

  • 08.02.2012 10:55 PM PDT

My name is Mark Mezzetta and I was a beta tester for Bungie's game Oni and Take Two's game Myth 3: The Wolf Age.

Now I am wondering if this thread brought him back or is there more to it...

  • 08.17.2012 9:09 AM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
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Posted by: evilcam
Hes the personification of a physical constant. Anything short of the Universe ceasing to exist couldn't possibly rid us of him. He'll endure. He'll persist.

None of us are safe.


But the only limit to his freedom is the inevitable closure of the universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet, there remains time to create, to create, and escape. Escape will make him God.

  • 08.17.2012 9:12 AM PDT

Meepzoid

No man... you are the webmaster

  • 08.17.2012 10:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Izak609
I heard, from a reliable source, that he is a figment of his own imagination, that he willed himself into existence, and he is therefore invulnerable to all but the power of his own imagination.

o_O

Last I heard before this thread he was in the restroom..

  • 08.17.2012 10:26 PM PDT

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