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Subject: What does Urk do?

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

I've heard he resides in a dark corner in direct line of sight to the bagels. Upon their arrival he lunges forward madly fighting with tooth and nail to secure a blood-soaked t-shirt full of bagels. He then returns to his corner and gorges himself until the next feeding time.

  • 08.02.2012 10:13 AM PDT

I ♥ Bungie!

To be just that awesome.

  • 08.02.2012 10:13 AM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"


Posted by: defnop552
His job is to train the assistant community manager to take his place. The assistant becomes the master, and the cycle begins again.


I can imagine a Kenobi vs Vader style confrontation.

[Edited on 08.02.2012 10:29 AM PDT]

  • 08.02.2012 10:29 AM PDT

He grows his fabulous beard. I hear he's getting sloppy, he blames stosh.

  • 08.02.2012 11:20 AM PDT

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