- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
LISTEN TO ME YOU PUMPKIN PIE HAIRCUTTED FREAKISH LOW LIFE YELLOWBELLIED HEARTLESS, UNNATRACTIVE LOSERS! STOP WITH ALL THESE THEORIES THAT WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THE TRUTH ABOUT! WAIT FOR THE GAME AND ENJOY THE SURPRISE OF THE ENDING! WHO CARES IF THE GLOWING THING IN THE TRAILER IS THE ARK OR GRAVEMIND'S PERSONAL DISCO FLOOR! WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE THAT THE purple LADY IN THE TRAILER IS DR. HALSEY OR BARBARA STREISSAND!? AND I LOVE CAPS LOCK BIG DEAL YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT!? ARRRRRRGH! I AM SPITTING ANGRY! ARRRRRRGH! I'M GONNA GO DRINK A RED BULL AND DROOL OVER PICTURES OF MUSCULAR WOMEN BECAUSE I AM GOING CRAAAAAAZY!