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Subject: Will Kelly be in halo3!!???
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Posted by: mnmrocks504
Is that really Kelly in the trailer , is Kelly dead??!! The last book never says if shes dead or not. And the spartan in the trailer looks bruised and everything so maybe Dr.Healsy sent her on a really dangerous mission (well she proably did). Hopefully this will get explained in the movie or in the third game.
You make me laugh. Apperantly you didn't read any updates, that isn't Kelly, it is Master Chief. Get over it, no other Spartans.

  • 06.18.2006 12:38 AM PDT
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... fine whatever. It's kelly. She's not actually holding an Assault Rifle, it's really a peanut butter jelly sandwhich, but bungie realized that it looked like the Assault rifle and so they made sure they left it open to speculation.

Master Chief jumped off the Forerunner ship and landed on new armor which instantly graphed itself to his current armor.

He cleaned off his visor to make it more reflective.

The background rings are actually 3 different Halos that crashed suddenly out of nowhere.

The books were written by the Bungie Ape. This fact alone makes it official story tied into Halo 5.

Bungie is secretly planning to release Halo 3 on the Nintendo.

Hunters are made up of creampuffs, despite what people are saying about a bunch of "sentient worms". Psssh... as if anyone believes that.

Earth is actually a giant orb of death. Except this one wasn't built by Darth Vader or The Emperor.

The Ark is actually an illusion... caused by radiation... from puppies.



LoL, hahahaha

if you look at fram 3:46:37 you can see the other spartans in the covenant flagship window (the 352'nd from the left) having a massive roman orgy

but seriously, to the creator of this thread, the spartan in the trailer is MC. bungie has already confirmed this. it's gonna be john 117, nothing more

i like the idea, but at this stage it has a little problem meshing with the trilogy

  • 06.18.2006 12:41 AM PDT
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The following is not true... at all.

During the slipspace jump, Master Chief was caught on board the forerunner ship by Truth's Brutes. He was taken to Truth where they played a game of paper rock scissors. Master Chief lost and had to give Truth his armor. (that's just the rules in strip RPS) Truth found that, while it fit on him fairly tight, MC's armor was very sleek, and the ladies loved it.

The Spartan in the trailer is in fact Truth coming to inspect how the Dig is going.

The covenant aren't looking for the ark, but for the Startgate burried under the explosive coverstones. The bright light is the Goa'uld dialing earth to try and thwart a cunning group of Humans stopping them with wits and sassy lines.

Daniel Jackson plays Master Chief... as a celestial being... who isn't supposed to change the outcome of anything... whatsoever.

Cortana is scheduled to appear in the next Dead or Alive.

The Warthog is scheduled to appear in the next Burnout game.

Grunts are scheduled to appear in the next issue of playboy. (foodnipple footage)

The Halo books are actually Canon, designed to blow the original story line out of the water, so that fans of the Halo series can pick through the remains, and create horrific frankenstein theories out of the debris!

Cortana went crazy from having to listen to the Gravemind talk.
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These are some of the easter eggs to come in Halo 3:

- A diamond can barely be seen on the outer edge of a Halo ring. This is a reference to Katamari Damacy, and the marriage of the King and Queen.

- Grunts now scream "Can't touch this" and dance like MC Hammer if you turn around backwards and upside down... while pressing... Q.

- Master Chief catches on fire in the last level when he finds out that Cortana is his distant cousin, and is also Dr. Halsey's grandson, who just happens to also be... Johnson's... fiance. You can only get this alternate ending by grabbing Sargent Johnson's butt with an Elite near by.

- A warning sign has a grunt on it. Oh wait that actually IS an easter egg.. Ummm... a warning sign has a picture of... michael jackson on it... chasing a small boy.

- Sticky nades are still in the game along with: scratchy nades, s-blam!- nades, spikey nades, sparkly nades, spiffy nades, smashing nades, snorkling nades, spelunking nades, and of course... sexy nades. Sexy nades are unlockable after beating the game on... really really hard mode. Which is like... listening to Paris Hilton sing.

- You breifly see Master Chief without his helmet on in one of the levels and he looks like...

- Frankie
- Shishka
- Bill Gates
- A grunt
- Chewy
- Mike Tyson
- Cortana
- Dr. Halsey's twin sister who's actually a man.
- Sargent Johnson... somehow.
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The reason why the covenant didn't kill Master Chief is because he has B.O.

The Humans didn't put up a fight because they were busy watching "Survivor - Outer Planets!"

Hunters allie with the Humans and give MC a big hug to show their friendship.

Hunters attend the funeral of MC after a tragic hugging incident.

The arbitor is in the first few seconds of the game, but is quickly killed allowing millions of people to not have to suffer Schizophrenia yet again.

Ghosts can now travel though walls. Wraiths can now ignore master chief and go chase Frodo. Phantoms no longer fly in the sky, but play creepy music under theatres. The Specter goes back to appearing in DC comics.

Red vs. Blue make a guest appearance as the voices of the Flood!

"Gurgle argh grunt whine blargh gurgle?"
(You ever wonder why we're here?)
"Gurgle gak gloopty garf yargh whine belch gurgle."
(It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it.)

  • 06.18.2006 2:55 AM PDT
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The following is not true... at all.

During the slipspace jump, Master Chief was caught on board the forerunner ship by Truth's Brutes. He was taken to Truth where they played a game of paper rock scissors. Master Chief lost and had to give Truth his armor. (that's just the rules in strip RPS) Truth found that, while it fit on him fairly tight, MC's armor was very sleek, and the ladies loved it.

The Spartan in the trailer is in fact Truth coming to inspect how the Dig is going.

The covenant aren't looking for the ark, but for the Startgate burried under the explosive coverstones. The bright light is the Goa'uld dialing earth to try and thwart a cunning group of Humans stopping them with wits and sassy lines.

Daniel Jackson plays Master Chief... as a celestial being... who isn't supposed to change the outcome of anything... whatsoever.

Cortana is scheduled to appear in the next Dead or Alive.

The Warthog is scheduled to appear in the next Burnout game.

Grunts are scheduled to appear in the next issue of playboy. (foodnipple footage)

The Halo books are actually Canon, designed to blow the original story line out of the water, so that fans of the Halo series can pick through the remains, and create horrific frankenstein theories out of the debris!

Cortana went crazy from having to listen to the Gravemind talk.
---
These are some of the easter eggs to come in Halo 3:

- A diamond can barely be seen on the outer edge of a Halo ring. This is a reference to Katamari Damacy, and the marriage of the King and Queen.

- Grunts now scream "Can't touch this" and dance like MC Hammer if you turn around backwards and upside down... while pressing... Q.

- Master Chief catches on fire in the last level when he finds out that Cortana is his distant cousin, and is also Dr. Halsey's grandson, who just happens to also be... Johnson's... fiance. You can only get this alternate ending by grabbing Sargent Johnson's butt with an Elite near by.

- A warning sign has a grunt on it. Oh wait that actually IS an easter egg.. Ummm... a warning sign has a picture of... michael jackson on it... chasing a small boy.

- Sticky nades are still in the game along with: scratchy nades, slime-y nades, spikey nades, sparkly nades, spiffy nades, smashing nades, snorkling nades, spelunking nades, and of course... sexy nades. Sexy nades are unlockable after beating the game on... really really hard mode. Which is like... listening to Paris Hilton sing.

- You breifly see Master Chief without his helmet on in one of the levels and he looks like...

- Frankie
- Shishka
- Bill Gates
- A grunt
- Chewy
- Mike Tyson
- Cortana
- Dr. Halsey's twin sister who's actually a man.
- Sargent Johnson... somehow.
---

The reason why the covenant didn't kill Master Chief is because he has B.O.

The Humans didn't put up a fight because they were busy watching "Survivor - Outer Planets!"

Hunters allie with the Humans and give MC a big hug to show their friendship.

Hunters attend the funeral of MC after a tragic hugging incident.

The arbitor is in the first few seconds of the game, but is quickly killed allowing millions of people to not have to suffer Schizophrenia yet again.

Ghosts can now travel though walls. Wraiths can now ignore master chief and go chase Frodo. Phantoms no longer fly in the sky, but play creepy music under theatres. The Specter goes back to appearing in DC comics.

Red vs. Blue make a guest appearance as the voices of the Flood!

"Gurgle argh grunt whine blargh gurgle?"
(You ever wonder why we're here?)
"Gurgle gak gloopty garf yargh whine belch gurgle."
(It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it.)

  • 06.18.2006 2:57 AM PDT
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And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Gurgow Guchika gurgow gurgow

(Bow Chika Bow Wow!)

  • 06.18.2006 5:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Seriously, if they put kelly in halo 3, there will be alotta horny wierd nerds...

  • 06.18.2006 5:35 AM PDT
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Bottom Line.


Will Kelly be in halo3!!???
No.

  • 06.18.2006 5:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: stare3
Seriously, if they put kelly in halo 3, there will be alotta horny wierd nerds...


Sadly, that's true. Some people are just so -blam!-ly deprived...or just blatantly haven't had a girlfriend that they are that desperate....

  • 06.18.2006 9:11 AM PDT

That is Master Chief in the trailer, as Frankie himself stated in the FAQ.

As for the spartans, notice how there's four left on Earth. I imagine that means that if we get four-person co-operative, they are incorporated into the story.

Kelly, hopefully, will be integrated because I'd hate to be left in the dark about where she and Dr. Halsey ended up.

  • 06.18.2006 9:19 AM PDT

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The books have nothing to do with the game.

There Loosely based on it.

Your the final spartan


In the Words Of Bender:

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!...... *BUURP

Bungie has confirmed the books are cannon to the stiory line that why on the 3 ones sitting right in front of me right now it sais

well in this case fall of reach

The OFFICAIL!! prequel to the award winning xbox game.

  • 06.18.2006 9:32 AM PDT
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Halo lover what maes you think they cant extend the graphcis so it looks ike she has boobs geez its noyt that hard.

  • 06.18.2006 10:00 AM PDT
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Nothing personal...

No.

  • 06.18.2006 10:05 AM PDT
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I think his team of spartans will be in the game cuz the books said they were left behind on Reach. It never said they were all killed.

  • 06.18.2006 10:45 AM PDT
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But.... what if the chief is Frankie? O_o and kelly is cortana..... and the real chief is a mime with a thing that talks for him? We will never know.....

  • 06.18.2006 10:59 AM PDT

Hated by many, confronted by none.

One of life's great mystery's. Like...hmmm...women

  • 06.18.2006 11:09 AM PDT
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i doubt there will be more spartans in this game........but thats just me

its not kelly in the trailer.

  • 06.18.2006 11:11 AM PDT

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[quote]Posted by: mnmrocks504
Will Kelly be in halo3!!???quote]

I don't know...

why are you asking me!!??

LEAVE ME ALOOONE!

*burst into tears.

  • 06.18.2006 11:15 AM PDT
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of course it is kelly but she is not holding a pbj sandwich its turkey...............

  • 06.18.2006 11:16 AM PDT
Subject: Will Kelly be in halo3!!???
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Don't forget about the other spartans in the storyline, 3 were too far away to be called back to the rest of the spartans to fight on reach if you do the homework, so all in all there is 8 remaining spartans, Fred Will Linda Kelly John and 3 more.

  • 06.18.2006 11:21 AM PDT

I wish that redvsblue thing would happen that would be hilarious. I would proably die like 50,000 times because I would be laughing so hard.

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the books ARE an official part of the halo storyline. Its just that they make no difference to the story in the games. So no, kelly wont be in the game. Shell be in the next book.

  • 06.18.2006 1:54 PM PDT

To the people nwho say that the books don't have to do with the game the books do say that they are the offical novels of the games. Also don't forget that bungie has fooled us many times before.

  • 06.18.2006 1:57 PM PDT
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Bungie has confirmed that the books are indeed canon to the storyline in the first two games. However, because of continuity and other issues, they could not include a lot of things that are included in the book. If you've actually read them, you'd realize they are canon, because they tie everything together and fix a bunch of questions and loopholes that the games could have introduced. The only major discrepancy that I can think of is the ending of Halo: CE if you beat it on legendary: Johnson holds an Elite when the PoA explodes. But that's just a funny Easter egg, it's not part of the real story.

So please stop saying that the books have nothing to do with the games. You're wrong.

  • 06.18.2006 1:58 PM PDT

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So please stop saying that the books have nothing to do with the games. You're wrong.


AMEN

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Posted by: Grunt_Slayer
Halo lover what maes you think they cant extend the graphcis so it looks ike she has boobs geez its noyt that hard.


Dude, think, that is heavy armour, metal, that doesn't bulge to a females chest, and also all the Spartan are really muscular, and I wonder what happens to a females chest when she gets muscular.... I'll let you look that one up. No point in starting an argument about it here.

  • 06.18.2006 4:04 PM PDT

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