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Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (80+ Laws So Far, plus Top Ten!)

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

This is a tribute to Murphy's Laws of Halo.
Now Edited for better viewing clarity!

These are the fundamental laws of roaming the Bungie.net forums. Please post your laws as you wish. I will keep updating the list with my favorites as more people post. (Note: This is just for fun. Be as funny or random as you want!)

TOP 3 LAWMAKERS
1. Arbiter 739 (7 laws)
2. evilcam (6 laws)
3. MiloOmega (4 laws)





TOP TEN LAWS
1: 3. You Have No Rights (Geegs30)
2: 33. Never ask when the weekly update is coming out. That's another 5 minutes of waiting (relliK42)
3: 23. Real Fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless (evilcam)
4: 22. Did you try the searchbar? (Kr1egerdude)
5: 27. Being Mythic gets you all the girls (Lobster Fish 2)
6: 29-30. Avoid Double Posting (SkilPhil)
7: 53. If you have to ask a forum ninja if it's appropriate for the forum, it's not (DE4THINC4RN4TE)
8: 45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you are across the street (MightyMarcher01)
9: 32. If you were banned, you did do something wrong (im am b0red)
10: 35.True Underdog does not approve.
Honorable Mentions:
31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it (SkilPhil)
8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar


List of Laws from the Community, for the Community.
1. First! (I ZEROC00L I)

2. Firs.... dammit! (MattyFez)

3. You Have No Rights (Geegs30)

4. Blame Stosh

5. Quoting employees makes you cool (antony X1000)

6. Ken owns more Bungie swag than you. (Lobster Fish 2)

7. Ken owns way more Bungie swag than you. (defnop552)

8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar

9. Pics or it didn't happen (Arbiter 739)

10. Pants are optional (Terren_117)

11. '04 or bust (Top_Gun_2021)

12. When posting about Halo, just remember rule #13

13. Bungie is No Longer Managing the Halo Universe
(farmerscott21)

14. NEVER ask the Flood for advice.

15. If you can't find your answer here, try xbox.com (CrazzySnipe55)

16. Play Nice (King Fluffs)

17. The OP can't inb4. No matter what. (thenewxegk)

18. -blam!-! (Arbiter 739)

19. When leaving Bungie.net, remember to frog-blast the vent core! (TheSpiderChief)

20. Never Let Bungie meet your Mom (DTA MoonDawg)

21. Keep It Clean (IRISH 249)

22. Did you try the searchbar? (Kr1egerdude)

23. Real fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless. (evilcam)

24. PM Duardo (evilcam)

25. Bobcast knows your mom (evilcam)

26. Nathan Fillion only returns calls from Bungie, and not us. (MiloOmega)

27. Being Mythic gets you all the Girls (Lobster Fish 2)

28. You're a good player and your mom is a classy lady (Darth Kooky)

29. Avoid Double Posting

30. Avoid Double Posting (SkilPhil)

31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it. (SkilPhil)

32. If you were banned, you did do something wrong (im am b0red)

33. Never ask when the weekly update is coming out. That's another 5 minutes of waiting (relliK42)

34. The Cake is a lie (mark117 mia2553)

35. True Underdog does not approve.

36. no lumpy pudding (Bobcast)

37. When in doubt, nuke it from orbit (Arbiter 739)

38. Don't Click suspicious links. (LordMonkey)

39. Yes, you can haz Recon! (OfTheBloodguard)

40. Never ask for Recon.

41. Soon(TM) (LC o MagiikZ)

42. Always ask for Blue Flames. Especially in a PM to DJ, or in the mailsack. (edableshoe)

43. Bungie has been satisfying your mom since 1991 (Wikked Navajoe)

44. If rule #15 doesn't work, contact Bungieur.net for more help (Unanimate Objec)

45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you're across the street (MightyMarcher01)

46. Yes, Bungie.net can earn you a seasoned steak (Unanimate Objec)

47. Speaking of rule #46, luke owes all of us a steak dinner. (cameo_cream)

48. You will be judged... harshly... for no apparent reason. (DE4THINC4RN4TE)

49. Girls don't exist on the internet (Boss of OWNAGE)

50. Rule #50 doesn't exist (MiloOmega)

51. Hot Topic! (SPRTN One One 7)

52. Only Recon can have the Number 52 (TheSpiderChief)

53. If you have to ask a forum ninja if it's appropriate for the forum, it's not. (DE4THINC4RN4TE)

54. This is the end of the list (ZippingFilly817)

55. evilcam's favorite species of duck is the Mandarin Duck (Leprechaun209)

56. The Old Navbar > You (True Underdog)

57. If you say something someone doesnt't like, you're a troll (H4LO)

58. Let me google that for you (EachToxic wolf)

59. "Does elmicker hate it? Good!" (spawn031)

60. Foman knows what the ladies like.

61. Its not a matter of if, but when your jimmies are rustled (DE4THINC4RN4TE)

62. Achronos is watching. Always. (Puma Knight)

63. Don't tell sage, he'll nerf it! (Arbiter 739)

64. If you were banned by a forum ninja, please don't call the Waahmbulance (relliK42)

65. Sharing is Caring (catman6)

66. No, Hoobla. No. (gorocurt)

67. Choppers on Lost Platoon don't count. (LordMonkey)

68. Your title will come back, stop whinning. (st3althsniper22)

69. <<< lolololol

70. Dead orbit is the best orbit (MiloOmega)

71. Someone call the Whaaaaambulance! (Arbiter 739)

72. Don't Make Bungie Kick Your Ass (Arbiter 739)

73. Always check where those links are actually taking you (Arbiter 739)

74. This user is the worst user (st3althsniper22)

75. Bungie is not going to "verse" you.

76. Forum ninjas are just like us, but with a bigger hammer (MiloOmega)

77. No one cares about your signature (evilcam)

78. You are not allowed to know where the term "bungie" came from (evilcam)

79. Kitchen 8 is the flood's official kitchen. (evilcam)

80. You're just jealous of Marty's Air Viola Move. (st3althsniper22/Bulldawg61)

81. Life isn't fair. Bungie.net isn't any different. (Bulldawg61)

82. For Duardo, banning people is a game. He always wins. (Gaara444)

83.











[Edited on 08.16.2012 10:33 AM PDT]

  • 08.05.2012 4:51 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net

Rock Chalk Real Talk
Minnesotan, currently going to school at KU.


@Geegs30

You have no rights.

  • 08.05.2012 4:53 PM PDT

2. First!

Damn you Geegs.

[Edited on 08.05.2012 4:54 PM PDT]

  • 08.05.2012 4:53 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

2. '04 or bust

  • 08.05.2012 4:54 PM PDT

Quoting employees makes you cool.

  • 08.05.2012 4:54 PM PDT

Ken owns more Bungie swag than you.

  • 08.05.2012 4:59 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Ken owns way more Bungie swag than you.

  • 08.05.2012 5:00 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

The Flood is made up of only three Super Users, and everyone else is just an alt.

All the Mods, all the time, always drink.

  • 08.05.2012 5:00 PM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

"I wonder how much blood you can lose from superficial wounds before you die."
-Shishka

"A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him."
-Believe

All counter-arguments to evolution are based on a gross misunderstanding of the theory.

Don't use the mustache bomb avatar.

  • 08.05.2012 5:02 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit

We need an equivelant of Stosh's hatred of toast for Deej.

  • 08.05.2012 5:05 PM PDT


Posted by: ZYTHON
Don't use the mustache bomb avatar.
I agree that nobody else should. Unoriginal copy cats.
*sigh*

Can't wait for the day I get a spinning mustache bomb...

  • 08.05.2012 5:10 PM PDT

Posted by: burritosenior
Can't wait for the day I get a spinning mustache bomb...
Burrito, eventually they will catch on.

Or, you could take the high road and send DeeJ 5 PMs a day until you break him.

  • 08.05.2012 5:12 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit


Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: burritosenior
Can't wait for the day I get a spinning mustache bomb...
Burrito, eventually they will catch on.

Or, you could take the high road and send DeeJ 5 PMs a day until you break him.
I support the latter

  • 08.05.2012 5:13 PM PDT

Just an average Iowa State University student. Go Cyclones!

Stosh and toast never mix.

  • 08.05.2012 5:29 PM PDT

Кланяються мені!

Sages Beard

  • 08.05.2012 5:35 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Mythic Member

I came for Halo, but I heard the Tru7h, fought thru Carnage, and stayed for Bungie.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.--Teddy Roosevelt

Using Coup will give you a headache.

  • 08.05.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Blue Men's Group is best group.

  • 08.05.2012 5:42 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: st3althsniper22
Blue Men's Group is best group.
Best Halo team out there.

BlueMansGroup4Life

  • 08.05.2012 5:44 PM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
  • user homepage:

I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: Commander GX
Posted by: st3althsniper22
Blue Men's Group is best group.
Best Halo team out there.

BlueMansGroup4Life


This!

Also, I'm not sure if I agree wit rule 7 :s

  • 08.05.2012 5:53 PM PDT

-Watertribe-

I can be the only Avatar.

  • 08.05.2012 5:56 PM PDT


Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Or, you could take the high road and send DeeJ 5 PMs a day until you break him.
If my pathetic attempts to sound off-handed and not suggestive continue to fail, I may.
:P

  • 08.05.2012 6:02 PM PDT

"It's better to burn out than fade away..."

Join Sapphire for intense and pleasing sex­ual pleasure.

Being the first poster in any of Deej's threads makes you almighty.

  • 08.05.2012 6:02 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

Achronos is always right.

  • 08.05.2012 6:05 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Haha the seventh one makes me laugh.

  • 08.05.2012 6:13 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

8. Luke owes us all a steak dinner

  • 08.05.2012 6:14 PM PDT