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Subject: Laws of Bungie.net
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  • 08.12.2012 10:22 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (70+ Laws So Far, plus Top Ten!)

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias


Posted by: MiloOmega

Posted by: edableshoe
DOWN WITH DEAD ORBIT


~DWDO
NEVER!!! DEAD ORBIT IS BEST ORBIT!!!

Nope.

ur nt evn mythix, so stawp bein a pleeb

~DWDO

  • 08.12.2012 10:29 AM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.


Posted by: ReconsReckoning
He will return to strike down our oppressors.

The Internet is where I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I drown the Flood in Meatspin, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe the Ninjas will save them so that they can watch them clamoring over each other to stay in the light. They can watch me troll an entire forum and when they have truly understood the depth of their failure, we will fulfill John Cena's destiny... We will destroy their IPs and then, when it is done and Flood is Meatspin, then they have my permission to leave.


Your punishment must be more severe.

  • 08.12.2012 10:47 AM PDT
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

If you vote for Master Chief in a Master Chief vs. X thread, you are a fanboy who don't know nothing.

  • 08.12.2012 11:29 AM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH


Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
Hate to be that guy but... my top ten rule is still listed as #51, even though it was switched to number 53 to make way for hot topic (grrrrrr -_-). Also, your is spelled as yor in #61. (lol, also one of my laws.) alright, I'm done being that guy... for now.


alright lol i got you. it seems to be only your laws i mess up on.

  • 08.12.2012 12:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: edableshoe

Posted by: MiloOmega

Posted by: edableshoe
DOWN WITH DEAD ORBIT


~DWDO
NEVER!!! DEAD ORBIT IS BEST ORBIT!!!

Nope.

ur nt evn mythix, so stawp bein a pleeb

~DWDO
You'll regret saying that as Dead Orbit hunts you down

  • 08.12.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

The worst user is this user. Also, don't fall for that link.

[Edited on 08.12.2012 4:09 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2012 4:08 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

i decided to add the top 3 lawmakers! (well 4, because there was a 3 way tie for second)

  • 08.12.2012 4:40 PM PDT
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Tie your shoes as you leaving your house.

It's not 'your', but 'you're'! Get it right!

  • 08.12.2012 4:50 PM PDT

Duardo banning people is a game.

He always wins.

  • 08.12.2012 5:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gaara444
Duardo banning people is a game.

He always wins.
It is... The Most Dangerous Game!!!

  • 08.12.2012 5:30 PM PDT

The Beta, it's super.

  • 08.12.2012 5:41 PM PDT

Key

71. If you ask to be a Forum Ninja, you will not be a Forum Ninja.

72. You can ask a question in the Mail Sack, but it will not be answered.

73. Once you become a Forum Ninja, your posting rate will go down.

  • 08.12.2012 5:42 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

You're not allowed to know where the term "bungie" came from.

Its the punchline of a dirty joke.

We lie a lot.

Groups are Chapters. The Community Forum is The Septagon. The Universe Forum is the Underground. The Halo 2 Forum is New Mombasa.

No one cares about your signature.

Dink

Kitchen 8 is the Flood's official kitchen.

The Webcams...the webcams.

  • 08.12.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Will you master Beta?

  • 08.12.2012 5:59 PM PDT
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When on fire: stop, drop and roll.

You must send a message to Achronos, asking him to give Burrito his spinning mustache bomb.

Don't make an off-topic thread in an off-topic forum.

The forum ninjas are us with a bigger hammer.

Mentioning BUNGLE can have slight consequenses.

Evilcam is a nice guy.

Any attempt on insulting ninjas will be never work

Evilcam is a time traveler!

[Edited on 08.12.2012 10:28 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2012 7:20 PM PDT

Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Orioles

Bungie is not going to "verse" you.

  • 08.14.2012 8:50 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

First Rule: do not talk about the Forums.

Second Rule: DO NOT NOT TALK ABOUT THE FORUMS!

Rule: If a Ninja says "stop", bans someone important to the discussion, or locks the thread, the Topic is over

Rule: One thread at a time.

Rule: No inappropriate topics, no re-posts.

Rule: Threads will go on for as long as they have to.




Sorry, Fight Club rules also count, right?

Rule: You are your own worst enemy here, any mistakes will be noticed and exploited.

[Edited on 08.14.2012 9:12 AM PDT]

  • 08.14.2012 9:11 AM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

damn you got me there for a second. how do you do that?
Posted by: st3althsniper22
The worst user is this user. Also, don't fall for that link.

  • 08.15.2012 11:29 AM PDT

You make a Named Hyperlink to this url: http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx :)
Posted by: Halfa55al
damn you got me there for a second. how do you do that?
Posted by: st3althsniper22
The worst user is this user. Also, don't fall for that link.

  • 08.15.2012 11:30 AM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

"Satisfy Your Grunty Thirst"
"Our Webmaster Wears a Gorilla Suit and a Jetpack"
"Johnston Knows What the Ladies Like"
"You're a good player, and your mom is a classy lady"
"Get the Slingshot Ready!"
"Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991"
"Bip. Bap. Bam! Welcome to Bungie."
"Don't Make us Kick Your Ass"
"People have been pounding out site for Years. Big Time."
"Stats like phat stacks."
"We promise to keep our Sniper Rifles off the streets."
"Achronos is getting lazy, he blames Stosh"


"Always check where those links are actualy taking you."


I also found an anchient post while looking for the original whambulance quote. It said:

"Someone call the Whaaaaambulance!"

[Edited on 08.16.2012 1:19 AM PDT]

  • 08.16.2012 1:08 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (75+ Laws So Far, plus Top Ten!)

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

Sorry guys, took me awhile to update the list.

Looks like Arbiter 739 is toppin' the leaderboards with 7 laws.

[Edited on 08.16.2012 5:02 AM PDT]

  • 08.16.2012 5:02 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (70+ Laws So Far, plus Top Ten!)

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."


Posted by: Halfa55al

Posted by: DE4THINC4RN4TE
Hate to be that guy but... my top ten rule is still listed as #51, even though it was switched to number 53 to make way for hot topic (grrrrrr -_-). Also, your is spelled as yor in #61. (lol, also one of my laws.) alright, I'm done being that guy... for now.


alright lol i got you. it seems to be only your laws i mess up on.


Only DE4THINC4RN4TE's laws require rewriting.

Somewhere, someplace, their IS a person who cares. BUNGIE is not that place.

Never except the Assisant Community Manager Job at BUNGIE, your liable to get punched in the face by Urk.

DeeJ doesn't lie. (Definetly not a lie.)

Random pointless attempt to make more laws.

Trying to ge into BUNGIE is akin to jumping into the tiger pit at the zoo. If your lucky, you won't loose a limb. If your REALLY lucky, you'll live.

Ninjas are volunteers, not punching bags.

  • 08.16.2012 5:27 AM PDT

My future is certain, I will one day fly away. All because I am saved from the penalty of sin. I know he lives.

Never mess with a man and his Viola!!!

  • 08.16.2012 6:09 AM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

You are jealous of Marty's Air Viola move.

  • 08.16.2012 7:09 AM PDT