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Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (20+ Laws So Far!)

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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  • 08.06.2012 9:23 AM PDT
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  • 08.06.2012 9:30 AM PDT
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SHISHKA IS A PEGBOY (though I'd suggest you don't actually add this to the OP, you don't want to draw his wrath)

Real fishes might hurt human body. Soffish is 100% harmless.

This soffish do not eat.

Skip Weasel is the true heart of Bungie Studios.

Bobcast knows your mom.

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  • 08.06.2012 9:34 AM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
SHISHKA IS A PEGBOY (though I'd suggest you don't actually add this to the OP, you don't want to draw his wrath)

Real fishes might hurt human body. Soffish is 100% harmless.

This soffish do not eat.

Skip Weasel is the true heart of Bungie Studios.

Bobcast knows your mom.

PM Duardo.

Seven is darker.


You took all the good ones man...

  • 08.06.2012 9:35 AM PDT

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I can see through windows.

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Like they always say, "You mess with the Helix Nebula, you get the WinyPit82."

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Wait a second!

I remember a thread very similar to this was created and locked in early 2012...

But no matter.

  • 08.06.2012 9:35 AM PDT
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You should post the first thing that evilcam said in the OP.

  • 08.06.2012 9:36 AM PDT

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  • 08.06.2012 9:42 AM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Quote ALL the ninjas!
Fix'd

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You're just jealous of Bungie's air viola skills.

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  • 08.06.2012 9:46 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

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  • 08.06.2012 9:53 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (25+ Laws So Far!)

If you post in the flood, you are an idiot.

If you post in the septagon, you are a circle-jerk.

Porches are a taboo subject



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  • 08.06.2012 9:57 AM PDT

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  • 08.06.2012 10:12 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

2?.) We're not making Halo 4.

  • 08.06.2012 10:15 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (25+ Laws So Far!)
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  • 08.06.2012 10:17 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (20+ Laws So Far!)
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Posted by: evilcam
SHISHKA IS A PEGBOY (though I'd suggest you don't actually add this to the OP, you don't want to draw his wrath)


Shishka works at 343 now. There's nothing he can do to you on BNet without the aid of Ninjas or former co-workers.

  • 08.06.2012 10:20 AM PDT

This thread is so stupid my brain hurts.

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Posted by: evilcam
SHISHKA IS A PEGBOY (though I'd suggest you don't actually add this to the OP, you don't want to draw his wrath)


Shishka works at 343 now. There's nothing he can do to you on BNet without the aid of Ninjas or former co-workers.
While its true Shishka has moved on to other endeavors, never underestimate his power, or his malice.

  • 08.06.2012 10:31 AM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam

Posted by: Darth Kooky
Posted by: evilcam
SHISHKA IS A PEGBOY (though I'd suggest you don't actually add this to the OP, you don't want to draw his wrath)


Shishka works at 343 now. There's nothing he can do to you on BNet without the aid of Ninjas or former co-workers.
While its true Shishka has moved on to other endeavors, never underestimate his power, or his malice.
Does he still have power? o.O

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  • 08.06.2012 10:47 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (25+ Laws So Far!)

3. DeeJ is ALWAYS first.

  • 08.06.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Being Mythic gets you all the girls.

  • 08.06.2012 11:19 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (20+ Laws So Far!)

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH


Posted by: evilcam

Posted by: Darth Kooky
Posted by: evilcam
SHISHKA IS A PEGBOY (though I'd suggest you don't actually add this to the OP, you don't want to draw his wrath)


Shishka works at 343 now. There's nothing he can do to you on BNet without the aid of Ninjas or former co-workers.
While its true Shishka has moved on to other endeavors, never underestimate his power, or his malice.


I'm tempted to put that in the OP anyway...

  • 08.06.2012 12:02 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net

29: If, for any reason, you can't blame Stosh. Blame Stosh.

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