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Subject: Laws of Bungie.net
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Bringing in Fikst. Bringing back lmao.
Inheritor # 475 world,

#6 In the Country.

Halocharts.com

"Quoted for fail"

  • 08.06.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: ankerd123
"Quoted for fail"
"Quoted for Truth"

  • 08.06.2012 7:37 PM PDT

Caboose -1


It looks like a Puma?!?

Try xbox.com

  • 08.06.2012 7:39 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

WW2 Russia wins everything.

  • 08.06.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Join the Outer Haven group!

Spartans always win.

  • 08.06.2012 8:03 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

I do not approve.

  • 08.06.2012 8:11 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ


Posted by: True Underdog
I do not approve.

It's not the same without the Narwhal... :(

  • 08.06.2012 8:14 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Don't be in, get in!

  • 08.06.2012 8:15 PM PDT

|Best group|FileShare|Bungie.me Profile|Do it!|Click here!

If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.


Posted by: im am b0red

Posted by: True Underdog
I do not approve.

It's not the same without the Narwhal... :(
We have to let go..

  • 08.06.2012 8:17 PM PDT

Grammar is your greatest ally. If you betray it, you shall have hell to pay.

  • 08.06.2012 8:23 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: im am b0red

Posted by: True Underdog
I do not approve.

It's not the same without the Narwhal... :(


In case of emergency, see my signature to alleviate your withdrawal symptoms.

  • 08.06.2012 8:42 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (30+ Laws So Far!)

Bungie can't read italics.

  • 08.06.2012 9:08 PM PDT
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O-3 US Army Reserves AMEDD APMC
"To conserve the fighting strength!"

Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

No lumpy pudding.

  • 08.06.2012 9:09 PM PDT

Don't click suspicious links.

[Edited on 08.06.2012 9:28 PM PDT]

  • 08.06.2012 9:15 PM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
Young Grasshopper of The Year: ChorrizoTapatio 2012

A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

The flood knows everything there is to know about ladies.

  • 08.06.2012 10:33 PM PDT
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Dead Orbit Is Best Orbit


Posted by: gorocurt
Bungie can't read italics.

And ninjas can't read underlined items

  • 08.06.2012 10:52 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

You can haz Recon.

  • 08.06.2012 10:52 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

No one cares about your opinion.
If your opinion is bad it's trolling.
Anything not normal is trolling.
No girls are on bungie.
It's the internet, don't get butthurt.
Offer popcorn during a good flamming.
If your grammar sucks you're obviosly dumb.

  • 08.06.2012 10:52 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (30+ Laws So Far!)

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Remember that Halo book with the unggoy character yapyap, yipyip, or something like that? I remember a general order issued to the grunts. It went something like this:

When in doubt: Shoot.
or
When in doubt: Fire your weapon.

I thereby suggest one of the folowing

"When in doubt: Nuke it from Orbit."
or
"Always nuke it from orbit."
or
"Nuke it from orbit."




Posted by: bobcast
No lumpy pudding.

Posted by: LordMonkey
Don't click suspicious links.

Posted by: relliK42
Never ask when the weekly update is coming out. That's another 5 minutes of waiting.


[Edited on 08.07.2012 12:56 AM PDT]

  • 08.07.2012 12:52 AM PDT

"Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." -Shishka

--

http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid32227

Posted by: Disembodied Soul
That does not mean what you think it means.

  • 08.07.2012 1:04 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Rule 34: If it exists, there is a reply about it.

  • 08.07.2012 1:19 AM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

Trust me, I'm Mythic.

  • 08.07.2012 1:25 AM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (30+ Laws So Far!)

**Devil's advocate of the Flood. My posts may or may not represent my personal opinion, I just enjoy disagreeing with people. None of my posts are representative of the official view of the Navy or any government agency.

Non Sibi Sed Patriae
Homework questions? Forget the Flood, join The Academy.
I've got a fan!


Posted by: Halfa55al
14. ALWAYS ask the Flood for advice.


FTFY

  • 08.07.2012 1:35 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

How about "We do not care about your relationship problems"

  • 08.07.2012 3:41 AM PDT