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Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (45+ Laws So Far!)

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  • 08.07.2012 12:56 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (50+ Laws So Far!)
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I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

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  • 08.07.2012 1:09 PM PDT
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  • 08.07.2012 1:14 PM PDT

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  • 08.07.2012 1:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: Coux73
Never go to the Reach forum without a flamesuit.


so true

  • 08.07.2012 1:20 PM PDT

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it doesnt matter how many times you submit a question for the mailsack, your questions remain un- answered

  • 08.07.2012 1:20 PM PDT
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  • 08.07.2012 2:15 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net
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Forum Tryhards in the superior group

  • 08.07.2012 2:20 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (50+ Laws So Far!)
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  • 08.07.2012 2:20 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

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  • 08.07.2012 2:25 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (45+ Laws So Far!)

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

I'm going to start the top 10 list, and i want to know what the community likes the most. so if you could please state your favorite rule so far along with your suggestion for the list, i will take both into consideration.

  • 08.07.2012 3:09 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (50+ Laws So Far!)
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Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
global warming isn't proven and won't be - it's more of a political play for funding for "research"

52. Rectify wins all polls

  • 08.07.2012 3:13 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (45+ Laws So Far!)

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Posted by: Halfa55al
I'm going to start the top 10 list, and i want to know what the community likes the most. so if you could please state your favorite rule so far along with your suggestion for the list, i will take both into consideration.
Very Well.

top 10, in order of their submission time.

- 1. First! (I ZEROC00L I)
- 4. Blame Stosh
- 8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar
- 22. Did you try the searchbar? (Kr1egerdude)
- 23. Real fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless. (evilcam)
- 27. Being Mythic gets you all the Girls (Lobster Fish 2)
- 31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it. (SkilPhil)
- 41. Soon(TM) (LC o MajiikZ)
- 45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you're across the street (MightyMarcher01)
- 49. Girls don't exist on the internet (Boss of OWNAGE)

  • 08.07.2012 3:18 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (50+ Laws So Far!)

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

The law of averages states that you are a bad person and you should feel bad.

  • 08.07.2012 3:18 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
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W00T made the list!

  • 08.07.2012 3:19 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

No touchy burritosenior's mustache bomb.

  • 08.07.2012 3:20 PM PDT
Subject: Laws of Bungie.net (50+ Laws So Far!)

My favorite Top 10:

6. Ken owns more Bungie swag than you. (Lobster Fish 2)
7. Ken owns way more Bungie swag than you. (defnop552)
8. Only burritosenior may use the mustache bomb avatar
23. Real fish might hurt the human body. Soffish is 100% harmless. (evilcam)
27. Being Mythic gets you all the Girls (Lobster Fish 2)
31. If it exists, there is already a thread about it. (SkilPhil)
37. When in doubt, nuke it from orbit (Arbiter 739)
40. Never ask for Recon.
45. Jerome will kick your ass. Even if you're across the street (MightyMarcher01)
48. You will be judged... harshly... for no apparent reason. (DE4THINC4RN4TE)

Woot woot for shameless self-promotion!

  • 08.07.2012 3:21 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Posted by: catman6
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I find the lack of rule 32 in your lists disturbing...

  • 08.07.2012 3:24 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: im am b0red
Posted by: catman6
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I find the lack of rule 32 in your lists disturbing...
I find your lack of faith in my list disturbing.

  • 08.07.2012 3:25 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ


Posted by: catman6
Posted by: im am b0red
Posted by: catman6
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I find the lack of rule 32 in your lists disturbing...
I find your lack of faith in my list disturbing.

Your list... it lacks something important.... me.

  • 08.07.2012 3:26 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.


Posted by: im am b0red

Posted by: catman6
Posted by: im am b0red
Posted by: catman6
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I find the lack of rule 32 in your lists disturbing...
I find your lack of faith in my list disturbing.

Your list... it lacks something important.... me.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • 08.07.2012 3:27 PM PDT

Posted by: im am b0red
Posted by: catman6
Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
I find the lack of rule 32 in your lists disturbing...
You see, I did mull over #32 being put in my life, but it would be a little funnier with some irony to it. I'd rather:

If you were banned, you probably didn't do something wrong.

  • 08.07.2012 3:28 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

If you ask for advice to name something (i.e. a pet, a baby, a gamertag, etc.), expect to get ifarted69.

Employees will make fun of you.

[Edited on 08.07.2012 3:33 PM PDT]

  • 08.07.2012 3:32 PM PDT

Another rule:

He isn't talking about coup.

  • 08.07.2012 3:34 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Talking about coup results in getting sni-

  • 08.07.2012 3:36 PM PDT