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Subject: Master Chief's new armor
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It is a step up from the MJOlNIR armor. In Halo 3 it will be CHKNRS armor. Made solely from Chuck Norris droppings.

  • 06.17.2006 10:24 PM PDT
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*smacks forehead* Other than that, great post!

  • 06.17.2006 10:27 PM PDT
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Now that's what I'm talking about. Finally someone that is solving the secrets...

  • 06.17.2006 10:27 PM PDT
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Chuck Norris doesn't need armor..

  • 06.17.2006 10:45 PM PDT
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How is that even funny to you? That is stupid, and you are wasting forum space. Some people think the problem with Halo is the little kids. I think it is the people acting like little kids.

  • 06.17.2006 11:00 PM PDT
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Chuck Norris was personally taught by Bruce Lee but you guys like Chuck to much he can't act worth a crap his show is crap his cartoon is crap his martial arts looks weird. but I don't care how the masterchief looks aslong as it's cool

  • 06.17.2006 11:03 PM PDT

Posted by: dudemanwhatsup
It is a step up from the MJOlNIR armor. In Halo 3 it will be CHKNRS armor. Made solely from Chuck Norris droppings.

You deserve a medal.

  • 06.17.2006 11:05 PM PDT
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Seriously, what is the deal with Chuck Norris anyways, maybe its just where I live, but the only time I ever heard about the guy was in some e-mail making jokes about him.

  • 06.17.2006 11:06 PM PDT
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Seriously, what is the deal with Chuck Norris anyways, maybe its just where I live, but the only time I ever heard about the guy was in some e-mail making jokes about him.


you dont know who chuck norris is?

well, chuck norris knows who you are

  • 06.17.2006 11:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ikwa
Posted by: Nekura Ryuukei
Seriously, what is the deal with Chuck Norris anyways, maybe its just where I live, but the only time I ever heard about the guy was in some e-mail making jokes about him.


you dont know who chuck norris is?

well, chuck norris knows who you are


Really? By the Cursed One thats creepy.... really, is he watching me right now?

  • 06.17.2006 11:27 PM PDT

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you mean jokes like these...

Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting he goes killing...

When God rested on the seventh day Chuck Norris Took over...

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits....

whats the quickest way to a mans heart...Chuck Norris' Fist...

When Chuck jumps in a pool he doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised...

  • 06.18.2006 12:21 AM PDT