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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

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So, you want to embark on a journey that will take alot of time and love to master? Well, go away, this will only take a few minutes to master if you write down the following tips, and then you'll be a real pro

1. Always scream and shout on all games the second you die.
2. Tk as much as possible and throw in some AFK
3. Always complain about even the slightest latency.
4. Always use rockets and fuel rod cannons, and I mean ALWAYS.
5. Constantly be in a vehicle and camp in the middle running people over.
6. Don’t forget to camp with rockets or fuel rod guns if you are not in a vehicle.
7. Insult and scream the living soul out of every sniper.
8. Always make up excuses of why you died ie. “it wasn’t my fault, you were h4xering.”
9. Always say rude stuff like “pwn’t noob” when you kill someone and teabag them for 30 seconds.
10. Don’t be helpful to anyone new, always insult them and give them false info like : “Yeah, to pick up a weapon, look straight down at it, right click, and stand completely still, a grenade looking thing should be seen, but it’s actually something that helps u pick up stuff.”
11. Be AFK for as long as possible and try to go on a popular server that you know you’ll be laggy on.
12. Always brag about double or triple kills and brag about it for the whole of 2 games minimum.
13. Teabag snipers until u get killed.
14. Always use the tank and tk anyone in a tank and steal it.
15. Always give your team’s vehicles to the opposing team.
16. Push the button saying CAPS LOCK, and whatever you do man, don’t push it again.
17. Always hog the overshields or any of your favourite weapons and tk people with that particular weapon.
18. Constantly say “HALO 1 SUCKS!!!!!! GET HALO 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
19. Help tkers as much as possible, defend them, and let them kill everyone, or even soften them up for the tker.
20. Never be friendly

Now you know the useful tips to ruin everyone's fun, now go, and kill kill kill!

Note: This thread has only been posted for entertainment, and is simply a sarcastic thread, so don't go flaming me about me being evil or a -blam!- or anything, post your opinions here.

[Edited on 6/18/2006]

  • 06.18.2006 3:15 AM PDT
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i would have to agree with that on how to ruin anyones game on halo pc.
well times to look forward to with all the people who are new and teamkillers doing this

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  • 06.18.2006 3:56 AM PDT
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Dont forget to spawn kill everybody by running them over in a banshee.

  • 06.18.2006 7:31 AM PDT
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Are you trying to encourage people to ruin the game? If so, bad post.

  • 06.18.2006 7:38 AM PDT
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You forgot the ALT-F4 trick, I've seen people fall for that. Lol, I can't help it, that's too funny.

  • 06.18.2006 9:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: stare3
So, you want to embark on a journey that will take alot of time and love to master? Well, go away, this will only take a few minutes to master if you write down the following tips, and then you'll be a real pro

1. Always scream and shout on all games the second you die.
2. Tk as much as possible and throw in some AFK
3. Always complain about even the slightest latency.
4. Always use rockets and fuel rod cannons, and I mean ALWAYS.
5. Constantly be in a vehicle and camp in the middle running people over.
6. Don’t forget to camp with rockets or fuel rod guns if you are not in a vehicle.
7. Insult and scream the living soul out of every sniper.
8. Always make up excuses of why you died ie. “it wasn’t my fault, you were h4xering.”
9. Always say rude stuff like “pwn’t noob” when you kill someone and teabag them for 30 seconds.
10. Don’t be helpful to anyone new, always insult them and give them false info like : “Yeah, to pick up a weapon, look straight down at it, right click, and stand completely still, a grenade looking thing should be seen, but it’s actually something that helps u pick up stuff.”
11. Be AFK for as long as possible and try to go on a popular server that you know you’ll be laggy on.
12. Always brag about double or triple kills and brag about it for the whole of 2 games minimum.
13. Teabag snipers until u get killed.
14. Always use the tank and tk anyone in a tank and steal it.
15. Always give your team’s vehicles to the opposing team.
16. Push the button saying CAPS LOCK, and whatever you do man, don’t push it again.
17. Always hog the overshields or any of your favourite weapons and tk people with that particular weapon.
18. Constantly say “HALO 1 SUCKS!!!!!! GET HALO 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
19. Help tkers as much as possible, defend them, and let them kill everyone, or even soften them up for the tker.
20. Never be friendly

Now you know the useful tips to ruin everyone's fun, now go, and kill kill kill!

Note: This thread has only been posted for entertainment, and is simply a sarcastic thread, so don't go flaming me about me being evil or a -blam!- or anything, post your opinions here.


Sounds like the revised version of the Maw code of ethics.

  • 06.18.2006 11:40 AM PDT
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Don't forget direct ip tkers, those guys are the worst.

  • 06.18.2006 11:41 AM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Damn, don't encourage idiots to ruin the game. The Bungie servers are in bad enough of a mess. Last thing we need is more 13 year olds getting cheap laughs at the expense of someone elses fun.

Note to all:
If you don't like the game, DON'T PLAY IT.

  • 06.18.2006 11:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: GoAtBoYz
what's an direct IP tker?

They are the worst of the worst, the devil incarnate times 6, the purest seed of evil, ...

I'm not going to answer your question, and noone should to be honest. We don't want to give people ideas now, do we?

Ignorance is bliss...

  • 06.18.2006 12:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Posted by: IceIceBaby
Posted by: GoAtBoYz
what's an direct IP tker?

They are the worst of the worst, the devil incarnate times 6, the purest seed of evil, ...

I'm not going to answer your question, and noone should to be honest. We don't want to give people ideas now, do we?

Ignorance is bliss...


So true. If you all know whats good, and don't want a pounding from me on Halo PC.. Don't tell.
Either way, don't tell. Direct IP was a good thing, turned horridly wrong by all the immature kids who play Halo PC. Espically on Bugie servers.

  • 06.18.2006 12:45 PM PDT
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Ignorance is bliss...
(Not when it causes racial profiling, stereotypes, neglect and wars.)

Anyways, I think someone posted a similar topic to this. I only recently found out what Direct IP tking, and I'm not sure if it's what you guys are talking about. But I think I have a good hunch what it is.

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  • 06.18.2006 3:38 PM PDT
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u frgt number 21. Hack into the server and use your time freeze/restart game at random moments so it pisses every1 off

  • 06.18.2006 6:55 PM PDT
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Hrm...are you sure that's possible? I don't think I've ever heard of that sort of thing for the whole time I've been around here...

That'd be so difficult that it would nullify any justification for doing it in the first place.

  • 06.18.2006 6:58 PM PDT
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i dont think its possible but there are people that can hack into other ppls servers and gain rcon priveledges It happened to me. some guy that wasnt the host that just joined kept kicking me.

  • 06.18.2006 8:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Dude, If I knew how to do that, there would be a lot of good changes to Halo PC...
A LOT.

  • 06.18.2006 10:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

You know, this wouldn't give many any ideas, because i'd doubt idiots and little kids would think they'd get ideas by reading a forum...

  • 06.19.2006 1:47 AM PDT
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22: Be a better player by legitimate tactics, using the sniper and pistol effectively, knowing basic map layout, stealing the enemy flag, not respond to other peoples flames and being an all around death machine. How DARE they use hard-earned skills like that?

  • 06.19.2006 1:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Uh, what are you talking about? if ur being sarcastic (and I know you are), camping in the middle with a rocket launcher or vehicle is not a skillful thing.

  • 06.19.2006 2:53 AM PDT

Posted by: GoAtBoYz
what's an direct IP tker?


First I will explain:

Direct IP - Its the feature that allows you to connect to a server if you know the IP. Basically it allows you to get in the game quickly. You don't have to go thru the game lobby and crap.

All servers have a TK limit, usually its 4 or 5, and if you go over it or meet it you get Auto Banned.

Basically a Direct IP Tker is someone who knows the server IP, they then input it into the Direct IP feature, go into a server and TK about 2 or 3 times, and then leave and Direct IP themself back and continue on until they either get banned or just get tired of it. The whole point of it is to avoid the Auto Ban so they can keep on TKing and annoy the crap out of everyone.

To find out the IP of a server, just go in a game, press F1 and it will be in the bottom right cornor.

Hope this answered you question.

  • 06.19.2006 5:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan_Funk
Posted by: GoAtBoYz
what's an direct IP tker?


First I will explain:

(blah blah blah)

Jeeeez, didn't you read the two posts after his question?

Thx for giving it away to all the immature kids who troll these forums.

Some people need to think before they act... seriously.

  • 06.19.2006 7:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: K121 Widowmaker
Are you trying to encourage people to ruin the game? If so, bad post.


I agree. This is an altogether useless thread.

  • 06.19.2006 7:34 AM PDT

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