- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: stare3
So, you want to embark on a journey that will take alot of time and love to master? Well, go away, this will only take a few minutes to master if you write down the following tips, and then you'll be a real pro
1. Always scream and shout on all games the second you die.
2. Tk as much as possible and throw in some AFK
3. Always complain about even the slightest latency.
4. Always use rockets and fuel rod cannons, and I mean ALWAYS.
5. Constantly be in a vehicle and camp in the middle running people over.
6. Don’t forget to camp with rockets or fuel rod guns if you are not in a vehicle.
7. Insult and scream the living soul out of every sniper.
8. Always make up excuses of why you died ie. “it wasn’t my fault, you were h4xering.”
9. Always say rude stuff like “pwn’t noob” when you kill someone and teabag them for 30 seconds.
10. Don’t be helpful to anyone new, always insult them and give them false info like : “Yeah, to pick up a weapon, look straight down at it, right click, and stand completely still, a grenade looking thing should be seen, but it’s actually something that helps u pick up stuff.”
11. Be AFK for as long as possible and try to go on a popular server that you know you’ll be laggy on.
12. Always brag about double or triple kills and brag about it for the whole of 2 games minimum.
13. Teabag snipers until u get killed.
14. Always use the tank and tk anyone in a tank and steal it.
15. Always give your team’s vehicles to the opposing team.
16. Push the button saying CAPS LOCK, and whatever you do man, don’t push it again.
17. Always hog the overshields or any of your favourite weapons and tk people with that particular weapon.
18. Constantly say “HALO 1 SUCKS!!!!!! GET HALO 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
19. Help tkers as much as possible, defend them, and let them kill everyone, or even soften them up for the tker.
20. Never be friendly
Now you know the useful tips to ruin everyone's fun, now go, and kill kill kill!
Note: This thread has only been posted for entertainment, and is simply a sarcastic thread, so don't go flaming me about me being evil or a -blam!- or anything, post your opinions here.
Sounds like the revised version of the Maw code of ethics.