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Subject: I was thinking about Johnson

Bend it like Barrera

And he really sucked >.>
Only speaking about halo 3, he got his team and himself captured by brutes right at the start of the game. He failed to secure the bomb in Crows nest, he then again failed to deactivate the shields in the covenant and got captured again. Miranda was killed trying to save him. And in the level Halo he killed me multiple times while watching my back with the laser >.>

I don't know why he is that great.

  • 08.06.2012 4:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: Real Madrid
And he really sucked >.>
Only speaking about halo 3, he got his team and himself captured by brutes right at the start of the game. He failed to secure the bomb in Crows nest, he then again failed to deactivate the shields in the covenant and got captured again.

In all of those situations the Covenant were there in force. There's no way he and his team could've defeated them in each situation.

  • 08.06.2012 4:17 PM PDT

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  • 08.06.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

he was a spartan 1.

  • 08.06.2012 4:27 PM PDT
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> he got his team and himself captured by brutes right at the start of the game.

He was trying to hold an extraction point. Then later, he was being boxed in.

> He failed to secure the bomb in Crows nest,

At least he left his mark. His cigar was still there. He left an imprint of his awesomeness right under the Covie noses.

> he then again failed to deactivate the shields in the covenant and got captured again.

The absence of dead Brutes leads me to believe that no marine even reached the tower's door. It's likely the Pelican pilot miscalculated during the drop off, sending dozens of marines plummeting to their deaths, with only Johnson managing to survive but being knocked unconscious. The Brutes carried a few marines and their weapons over to the door (which is why when you move them and come back from the upper floor, they'll be back in the same place) so they could take credit for these embarrassing deaths. As for the Pelican pilot, well he was obviously drunk so he probably drove into the waters and drowned.

> Miranda was killed trying to save him.

She was killed trying to stop the Halo rings from firing and was going to kill him to prevent Truth from accessing the Ark.

> And in the level Halo he killed me multiple times while watching my back with the laser >.>

Blame Bungie for giving power weapons to marines.

Besides, I've never been hit by Johnson. Mainly because I never play the level as intended. Playing any Halo game after CE like it's supposed to be played is asking to be punished, brutalized, and screwed over.

> I don't know why he is that great.

Don't let them hear that!

  • 08.06.2012 5:46 PM PDT

We got jackals in the courtyard!

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Posted by: Real Madrid
And he really sucked >.>
Only speaking about halo 3, he got his team and himself captured by brutes right at the start of the game. He failed to secure the bomb in Crows nest, he then again failed to deactivate the shields in the covenant and got captured again.

In all of those situations the Covenant were there in force. There's no way he and his team could've defeated them in each situation.


And I mean come on, give the man credit, he's around 60-70 years old. He's gotta rest sometime.

  • 08.06.2012 7:01 PM PDT

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  • 08.06.2012 8:41 PM PDT
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  • 08.06.2012 8:46 PM PDT
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Never. Insult. Johnson.

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  • 08.06.2012 10:32 PM PDT

Bend it like Barrera


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Am I the only one who giggled like a freshman at the thread title?

tsss I just can't sleep thinking of him :p

jk

  • 08.06.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Why would you insult Johnson? He knows what the ladies like, AND he got sent out with a bang...

  • 08.07.2012 8:43 AM PDT

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Posted by: Real Madrid
And he really sucked >.>
Only speaking about halo 3, he got his team and himself captured by brutes right at the start of the game. He failed to secure the bomb in Crows nest, he then again failed to deactivate the shields in the covenant and got captured again. Miranda was killed trying to save him. And in the level Halo he killed me multiple times while watching my back with the laser >.>

I don't know why he is that great.


hey! watch it! he could be your daddy but... oh nevermind

  • 08.07.2012 9:01 AM PDT

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  • 08.07.2012 9:03 AM PDT

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This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: Quantam
There were Jackals in the Courtyard. He didn't stand a chance.

  • 08.07.2012 10:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: Quantam
There were Jackals in the Courtyard. He didn't stand a chance.
Hmm funny, I remember Johnson killing Jackals better than the substandard marines (who never aimed at the body or hand). Why if Johnson were to grace Reach with his presence, Reach would be much better than it is now.

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  • 08.07.2012 12:50 PM PDT