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Subject: You wake up, go on Bnet, you're a Forum Ninja...

No PM asking if you'd like to help moderate the site, thankfully no wet noodle, but absolutely no time to prepare!

I'd probably PM DeeJ asking what the -potatoes!- is going on and then proceed to pass out. So, my fellow members of The Screw, what's your plan of attack in this situation? What is the first thing you would do?

  • 08.07.2012 3:02 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

clear halo of retards

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Spread the love...

I'd be like "Oh, sweet", and just start moderating. I'd probably review the rules first though. It would be fun. I'd also check out HFCS...so secret...

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT
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I would run outside and scream to the world that I am AN INTERNET moderator.

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT
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It was once said that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could reproduce the works of shakespeare... Now thanks to the internet we know that this is not true
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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet

Have achronos remove the ninja status from my account immediately. Why anyone would want to moderate on this site is beyond me.

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Halfa55al
clear halo of retards

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
"If only, if only,"
The woodpecker sighs,
"The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies."
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely;
Crying to the moon,
"If only, if only."

Just make one thread in the Flood and watch the masses drool over a regular 3 year old member with Ninja powers.

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Ban everyone! None shall escape my reign of terror.

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Flood.
Gone.
Largest carpet ban in history.

  • 08.07.2012 3:03 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Liberate The Flood!

Seriously though, I would assume I'm stuck in a world like Inception and probably try to wake myself up. If that didn't work, then I'd PM Achronos.

  • 08.07.2012 3:04 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie

would just ban, warn, and post. its nothing that special but id like to be able to help out instead of just report :/
yorkie

  • 08.07.2012 3:05 PM PDT
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global warming isn't proven and won't be - it's more of a political play for funding for "research"

Immediately nuke several annoying groups I hate.

Also ban some people.


EDIT

Also ban every user that signs their posts.

[Edited on 08.07.2012 3:06 PM PDT]

  • 08.07.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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Exalted Unexplainable Member

Inform Achronos or DeeJ of the issue through a PM. Keep all my activity to the groups. Tell no one.

  • 08.07.2012 3:06 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

Massive bans spree!

  • 08.07.2012 3:07 PM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
Young Grasshopper of The Year: ChorrizoTapatio 2012

A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

Destroy evil..limited to B.net.

  • 08.07.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Tell all my friends and relatives.

  • 08.07.2012 3:08 PM PDT

<3

I would be VERY responsible (wink wink, nudge nudge)

  • 08.07.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: funkbrotha10
Have achronos remove the ninja status from my account immediately. Why anyone would want to moderate on this site is beyond me.


It's quite simple. They have no lifes.

[Edited on 08.07.2012 3:13 PM PDT]

  • 08.07.2012 3:09 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

I would probably start my ban spree with this guy.

  • 08.07.2012 3:10 PM PDT
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Mistake.

  • 08.07.2012 3:10 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
"If only, if only,"
The woodpecker sighs,
"The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies."
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely;
Crying to the moon,
"If only, if only."

Posted by: Sven Nietzsche
I would probably start my ban spree with this guy.
ohh ho ho, You got me there.

  • 08.07.2012 3:11 PM PDT

I'll continue in with my daily life.

  • 08.07.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

I would log off for the day, and just not get on till the next day. If I were still a mod, I would probably never use that account, and just make another one.

  • 08.07.2012 3:13 PM PDT

PM Achronos about the obvious glitch in the system. Get the situation resolved. Go about my business as usual.

  • 08.07.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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Ban everyone I don't like.

  • 08.07.2012 3:14 PM PDT