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Subject: Say you meet a Bungie employee or a ninja in real life...

I'd want a high five.

  • 08.11.2012 6:11 AM PDT

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I can see through windows.

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Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
Have a chat I guess
Depending on your reputation with the mods, it could get awkward.

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  • 08.11.2012 6:21 AM PDT

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I would offer them a plethora of Chinese food and different assortments of alcoholic beverages laying on a shag rug in the back of my F-van. My Ffffffffun Van.....

  • 08.11.2012 6:33 AM PDT

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I would hope it wasn't Jerome.

  • 08.11.2012 7:02 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: QuirkyNate
I would hope it wasn't Jerome.

Actually, you would be surprised.

Jerome is a consummate professional. Kind, polite, and every time that I have had the pleasure to encounter him, he has been a true gentleman.

I would not however want to be someone (or be between Jerome and that someone) who had ignored his advice/warning or endangered a boundary/individual that he was tasked with protecting.

  • 08.11.2012 7:28 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

depends which employee and which ninja

  • 08.11.2012 7:28 AM PDT

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#moap

When I met achilles I had an egg drop immediately. Same for kmart and impurity.

  • 08.11.2012 7:37 AM PDT

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Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

*spartan handshake*

  • 08.11.2012 7:41 AM PDT

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Have Fai7h

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Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
Have a chat I guess
Depending on your reputation with the mods, it could get awkward.

JOHN CENA: Oh hai, bobcast, remember me!?
Ohh! Good time had by all.

Good point i suppose

  • 08.11.2012 7:43 AM PDT

Shake their hand, and ask whats in store fore the future.

  • 08.11.2012 8:00 AM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

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I would falcon punch them and run away saying insert username that I don't like wuz here!

  • 08.11.2012 8:09 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: Verachi
I would falcon punch them and run away saying insert username that I don't like wuz here!

Well that decides it, I am wearing a cup at PAX.

  • 08.11.2012 8:13 AM PDT

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Posted by: Verachi
I would falcon punch them and run away saying insert username that I don't like wuz here!
I can see it now.

Hey Martin O'Donnell, I'm DeeJ. *PUNCH*

  • 08.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Verachi
I would falcon punch them and run away saying insert username that I don't like wuz here!

Well that decides it, I am wearing a cup at PAX.

I would suggest something with more body coverage.

  • 08.11.2012 8:18 AM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Verachi
I would falcon punch them and run away saying insert username that I don't like wuz here!

Well that decides it, I am wearing a cup at PAX.

You are wise my friend, wise indeed.

  • 08.11.2012 8:20 AM PDT

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Have a conversation.

  • 08.11.2012 9:10 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: halo odst 117 MC
Have a conversation.

I am all in favor and tend to enjoy that option. Especially since it doesn't require any protective gear.

  • 08.11.2012 9:14 AM PDT

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Furious George: The new -blam!-

I'd probably get drunk with them. (That's happened)

I'd get coffee with them. (That's happened)

I like meeting people from this website, though, regardless of who it is. Y'all are good people.

  • 08.11.2012 9:16 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

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If i met an employee:

"You make great games, sign my bungie shirt?"

If I met a ninja:

"Care to play dodge ball with my pirate like friends here?"

  • 08.11.2012 9:16 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: da bomb drop
"Care to play dodge ball with my pirate like friends here?"


Well then.

  • 08.11.2012 9:21 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: da bomb drop
"Care to play dodge ball with my pirate like friends here?"


Well then.
Remember that second Dodge; it's the most important.

  • 08.11.2012 9:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Remember that second Dodge; it's the most important.


^This kid would break down in tears, and praise them.

  • 08.11.2012 9:32 AM PDT

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Well, it would include 3 bank robberies, a high speed chase, one barrel full of fine wine, 90 pounds of Anfo, 5 beans, and a blowtorch.

So, you know, everyday stuff.

  • 08.11.2012 9:43 AM PDT

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Yeah pretty much talk about anything, get to know them better and If they wanted to go hangout for lunch or something I would Definitely go. I'm sure Bungie.net would come up at some point.

  • 08.11.2012 9:49 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Depends on the Mod. If it's Foman, I'd have to shake his hand with one of those joke zap thingys. Then throw a bucket of water on him while singing the Cherokee Rain Dance that I've learned. Also, salt. Lots and lots of salt.

Pretty much any of the other Mods I'd probably just chat up, although I can't say I'd ever see them HERE (North Carolina) because there's nothing worthwhile ever going on. It'd probably be at PAX, in which case, I'd try and see if they want to continue hanging out or if they want to go their separate way.

As for an employee, I'd find something for them to sign, thank them for all the awesome games, get a picture with them, and shake their hand.

  • 08.11.2012 9:57 AM PDT