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Subject: Say you meet a Bungie employee or a ninja in real life...

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Probably wrongly blame him or her for some ban/warning I'd received in the past. (then realize it was really my own fault and I deserved it)

  • 08.11.2012 1:44 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: A Pimpin Lady
I'd like to chat with True Underdog. I think we'd have enough to talk about to keep a decent conversation going for a little while. I discovered that we graduated from the same University just a year apart... I would have loved to have met him on campus.


wat

  • 08.11.2012 1:45 PM PDT
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  • Exalted Legendary Member
  • gamertag: dm8ns
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24 years old.
BA in Politics. MSc in Business Management.
Buyer in Medical Technology Industry.
Music: Ambient, Folk, Alternative.
Interests outside of Halo - Soccer, Philosophy, Movies, Politics, Natural Science, Space, Animation, Gym Freak.

Employee - Ask for their honest opinions on Reach and how it has affected the Halo brand.

Ninja - Just general conversation about the site and Bungie games.

  • 08.11.2012 1:49 PM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

treap it's a trap...
Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: A Pimpin Lady
I'd like to chat with True Underdog. I think we'd have enough to talk about to keep a decent conversation going for a little while. I discovered that we graduated from the same University just a year apart... I would have loved to have met him on campus.


wat

  • 08.11.2012 1:53 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

No -blam!-, SofT.

  • 08.11.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

TU will be my ultimate pokemon.

  • 08.11.2012 2:15 PM PDT


Posted by: dmg04
TU will be my ultimate pokemon.
He used to know Swim by default, but somehow he unlearned an HM when he transformed into a monkey instead of a narwhal.

  • 08.11.2012 2:17 PM PDT

Math rules the world.

You will need a master ball to catch him though...
Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: dmg04
TU will be my ultimate pokemon.
He used to know Swim by default, but somehow he unlearned an HM when he transformed into a monkey instead of a narwhal.

  • 08.11.2012 2:27 PM PDT


Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: A Pimpin Lady
I'd like to chat with True Underdog. I think we'd have enough to talk about to keep a decent conversation going for a little while. I discovered that we graduated from the same University just a year apart... I would have loved to have met him on campus.


wat


I'm not a stalker, I promise! You were in College Station, TX. when I was living there going to school.

  • 08.11.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Hi, I am GrandmasterNinja the founder of a group called The Shadow League.If you are looking for a fun but serious group to join, this is your chance. If you do decide to Join, please PM me back to I can alert the Moderators of a new member. Remember, Honor The Code.

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Posted by: A Pimpin Lady


The ladies are after you TU, the PIMPIN LADIES ARE AFTER YOU LOL...wait a sec...the Bungie.net ninja powers are true...

[Edited on 08.11.2012 2:52 PM PDT]

  • 08.11.2012 2:51 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

-"You work at Bungie, right?"

-"Yep."

-"Awesome, love the games. Great job. Have a nice day."

  • 08.11.2012 2:53 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Someone is hot for you! Oh baby, turn on the AC!

~Delta
Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: A Pimpin Lady
I'd like to chat with True Underdog. I think we'd have enough to talk about to keep a decent conversation going for a little while. I discovered that we graduated from the same University just a year apart... I would have loved to have met him on campus.


wat

  • 08.11.2012 3:44 PM PDT

Posted by:ScubaToaster
Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

As long as I were able to meet Joe Staten, Marty, Sketch or Ryan Harold, I'd be happy.

  • 08.11.2012 3:47 PM PDT

I do see employees walking around in Bellevue. I don't bother them.

  • 08.11.2012 3:56 PM PDT
  • gamertag: ALI217
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: tha man
Any mods who ever banned me, I would hit them with a hammer and say, "Who's got the ban hammer now?"

(JKROFL)


or warned*

  • 08.11.2012 4:26 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Probably complain about the smell.

  • 08.11.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

If I meet a Bungie's employee or Bungie's forum moderator in real life...

My head would quite simply explode into billion of tiny little pieces, painting the surrounding area with cranium guts.

  • 08.11.2012 4:31 PM PDT

What a hipster.

- "Hey, you work at Bungie, I love your games...

...and I've been stalking you and all your friends for the past 4 years now".

- "Awkward silence."

  • 08.11.2012 4:45 PM PDT

"So- So this means Im just going to be miserable for the rest of time?!"

"No. This means that you have to live life to the fullest. You have one life, live it well. Make sure you die without regrets. Get a new life, new mate, new family. You, out of all people, don't deserve a terrible fate of misery like that. Having nothing to look forward to is good. It makes sure you want to keep on going. Living is a right, not a privilege."

Hm. If it was Bobcast, I'd say he's my favorite mod, say he's awesome, and good job on modding.

If it was Recon, I'd be in awe, say he's awesome, and good job on modding.

If it was Yoozal, I'd say thanks for drinking in one of my bar threads, say he's awesome, and good job on modding.

If it was any of the bungie employees, I'd express my love for their work, and I'll buy their next game.

If it was Foman, I'd firmly shake his hand, look him in the eye, and say "So long, and thanks for all the bans." Smile, walk away.

[Edited on 08.11.2012 4:50 PM PDT]

  • 08.11.2012 4:49 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

If it's an employee:
I'd request one thing...
My title to say "DeeJ was here."
If it's a forum mod:
Posted by: XB Fighter
Hm. If it was Bobcast, I'd say he's my favorite mod, say he's awesome, and good job on modding.

If it was Recon, I'd be in awe, say he's awesome, and good job on modding.

If it was Yoozal, I'd say thanks for drinking in one of my bar threads, say he's awesome, and good job on modding.

If it was any of the bungie employees, I'd express my love for their work, and I'll buy their next game.

If it was Foman, I'd firmly shake his hand, look him in the eye, and say "So long, and thanks for all the bans." Smile, walk away.


If it's K Mart, I'd make some reference to this

[Edited on 08.11.2012 4:53 PM PDT]

  • 08.11.2012 4:50 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Quote them and see how much my cool-o-meter rises.

  • 08.11.2012 5:38 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I'd kidnap and sexy female Bungie employee.

  • 08.11.2012 5:44 PM PDT

Welcome to the town of "Diligence." I'm Mayor Due.

Ever so gently suggest we go grab some hookers and blow.


I mean, what's left to accomplish except party now that I've met these fine folk right?

and we start the night with this

[Edited on 08.11.2012 6:12 PM PDT]

  • 08.11.2012 5:51 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Depends where I meet them. If we pass on the street, I'd just introduce myself, and that's pretty much it. If it was at PAX or something I'd probably grab a beer with them.

The only thing we have in common (so far) is that we both use this website, and that's not much.

  • 08.11.2012 6:29 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

I'd probably underplay my fanboyism so hard to point where I wouldn't even seem interested.

  • 08.11.2012 6:47 PM PDT