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i just hooked up XBL today (my gamertag is : NeedzABetterSN (make me a buddy)) okie back to the story, i downloaded all the extra content for mechasssault and began looking for games. i got into a capture the flag staging area (where everyone is picking there ppl and sides) and i picked my side and then the nerdiest voices appear out of absolutely nowhere "we need more people!, needzabetter switch to blue!" then like more ppl would come on and then theyd be like "no!, needzabetter, switch back" and then they were directing everyone else as i held my anger and continued not to make noise. the kept telling me to switch my mech with others and that they need a 'runner' and crap like that. finally they got on my nerves and i cussed them out, in their o-so nerdiest voice they go "UHHHH profanity don't like profanity!!!" some how i was still not kicked.

so the game starts, as soon as it starts i run fo their base, my own guyz start shootin at me screamin for me to stay at the base, they would not call me by my gamertag, but by my 'mech' name, ("belial, get back here!") so i go back and hes like, "thats right, your my -blam!-!" so i shoot him dead, so then i ended up goin all lone ranger and goin around the side of the map, repeatly scoring until the end of the game.

stoopid nerds

  • 09.27.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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can't see your post....

edit: there it is

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  • 09.27.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
Yes, I love going out on my own in multiplayer games, yet its fun to follow orders like a grunt once and a while.


ditto

  • 09.27.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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Eh, going on an internet forum, dedicated to a scifi game, on an off topic board, about how you beat people at Mech-Assault, where you walk around in a big metal robot, doesn't really make you sound like the Anti-Nerd, does it?


:-)

Beat the idiots. Beat'em good. Kind of fun, actually.

--The nerdiest guy I've ever met on Mech was someone who insisted on roleplaying over the com as a robot.

"I've been shot. Distributing oil...Beep Beep. Robot Ranger111 Ready. Beep. I'm a robot. I'm a mech from the future sent to play XBL. Beep"

I dropped the controller and rubbed my forehead, remembering the mantra I've invented, which stops me from creating another "People who need to be bludgeoned to death with Lesson Bat" List.

  • 09.27.2004 4:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: NeedzABetterSN
i just hooked up XBL today (my gamertag is : NeedzABetterSN (make me a buddy)) okie back to the story, i downloaded all the extra content for mechasssault and began looking for games. i got into a capture the flag staging area (where everyone is picking there ppl and sides) and i picked my side and then the nerdiest voices appear out of absolutely nowhere "we need more people!, needzabetter switch to blue!" then like more ppl would come on and then theyd be like "no!, needzabetter, switch back" and then they were directing everyone else as i held my anger and continued not to make noise. the kept telling me to switch my mech with others and that they need a 'runner' and crap like that. finally they got on my nerves and i cussed them out, in their o-so nerdiest voice they go "UHHHH profanity don't like profanity!!!" some how i was still not kicked.

so the game starts, as soon as it starts i run fo their base, my own guyz start shootin at me screamin for me to stay at the base, they would not call me by my gamertag, but by my 'mech' name, ("belial, get back here!") so i go back and hes like, "thats right, your my -blam!-!" so i shoot him dead, so then i ended up goin all lone ranger and goin around the side of the map, repeatly scoring until the end of the game.

stoopid nerds


All you gotta do is counter their control-freakish attitudes. tell them to screw off, shoot back, screw up your team. all these work, and their all funny. also, get lots of friends (Johny Joe) so they can back you up.

  • 09.27.2004 5:00 PM PDT

xeroh what games ye be having for live yarrr

  • 09.27.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Why didn't you just cut the bastard's voice off?


Because Needz doesn't hate you that much, Barron

  • 09.27.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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How come you're not a mod?

  • 09.27.2004 5:08 PM PDT

Posted by: MakaVeli4LIfe1
Posted by: Banshee Barron
Why didn't you just cut the bastard's voice off?


Because Needz doesn't hate you that much, Barron


Whew, for a second there I thought that you were going to say that I needed to get a headset...

  • 09.27.2004 5:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Killgannon
How come you're not a mod?


He still is, he just was stupid and changed his avatar. ;-)

Maka, put "I'M STILL A MOD" in your sig, please.

[Edited on 9/27/2004 5:09:59 PM]

  • 09.27.2004 5:09 PM PDT

so maka still singing the " im so stupid i changed my avitar back to my normal one " blues

  • 09.27.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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Hes not a mod, hes a forum ninja.

Makaveli isn't a mod anymore; nope, can't edit people's posts or anything

Nope - Maka


[Edited on 9/27/2004 5:21:16 PM by MakaVeli4LIfe1]

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Why didn't you just cut the bastard's voice off?


PLEASE TELL ME HOW!

like i said i just set it up today and im still getting used to it

  • 09.27.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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Go into the options and choose who you want to ignore. Or just mute ALL of the idiots.

  • 09.27.2004 5:20 PM PDT
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--The nerdiest guy I've ever met on Mech was someone who insisted on roleplaying over the com as a robot.

"I've been shot. Distributing oil...Beep Beep. Robot Ranger111 Ready. Beep. I'm a robot. I'm a mech from the future sent to play XBL. Beep"


ROFLMAO

  • 09.27.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Mech Assault is a great game. It was the best of all XBL launch titles but it was just that, a launch title. It did not have the good features of all the other xbl games now. XBL games now have better lobbies, friends lists etc. Also Mech Assault came with XBL for the longest time. I've played Mech Assault more than any other game on XBL I own easily, and I haven't played in months. I played 24/7. I played so much I was rated in the top 10 of multiple scoreboards. I loved it. Than games like Rainbow Six 3 came out and all of the "cool" people on Mech Assault left to go play RS3, ESPN NFL, Battle front etc. I stopped playing Mech Assault because every game I was in, I felt like the only one who did not sound like a girl. Everyone who plays that game is 12 and 13 years old and acts like giant babies. "I'm losing, I'm going to quit. You can't kick me in the middle of a game so I'm going to TK. I hate you. Oh yeah well yo mama." I stopped playing Mech Assault then. They are all idiots. I fear for Halo 2 because of this. So when Halo 2 comes around I'll be hosting a lot so I can kick out said idiots. Hell I may do plenty of private games. Long story short Mech is not fun with the majority of the babies on that game.

As a side note when I got Mech Assault about 2 years ago, I was 13 years old and was mistaken for a girl a couple of times. It was funny to have people think a girl kicked their ass and see them react like OMG A GURL KICKED MY ASS!!11! and to watch them hit on me. Constantly, which scarred me for life. Well I haven't been mistaken in about a year and a half. But the main point of my story is, not all 13 year olds are babies. Just most of them. I know plenty of you that are mature and worth playing. Hell I've played with some 11 and 12 year olds. That is all.

  • 09.27.2004 6:20 PM PDT