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Subject: Ill even take another "Turkey Takedown".

Quote from x Foman123 x :
There is one thing the Illuminati fear. And that one thing is Bungie.

Anyone remember that minute and seventeen second long turkey eating extravaganza a while back? Well if you do then ya know how I feel when I say that i'm pumped for these guys next tiny release of a crumb of info. That turkey makes me so hungry that i'm drooling for a friggin drop of gravy!

What i'm really hyped for is how they are gonna pull the curtain on this baby. If its anything like some Halo 3 Starry Night then ill be pretty set... but another stack of leaked world domination papers would cool too.

Hit up the comments with what you'd think would be a sick way to unleash the game further from the dark. I'd personally wanna see an over the top drama sequence but without insanely crazy action like some money hungry milking organization...


[Edited on 08.16.2012 11:30 AM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 2:42 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Bungie livestreams a youtube video after 4 months. First 1 and a half minutes is a still shot of a white room with a huge turkey on it. Static, then Bungie employees walk in. They go on to finish the turkey in real time(no fast forwarding or anything). It takes them 2 hours. The plate suddenly projects an image onto a wall.

"DESTINY REVEAL TRAILER"

Bungie fans around the world start jizzing their pants, the employees fill the room and stand around the wall. All the gaming sites like IGN post articles like 'we were blown away by Destiny'.

Destiny is released. It is everything we imagined. People around the world are glued to their screens playing 24/7, stopping only for food breaks. Meanwhile, Bungie is swimming in cash. Activision laughs evilly when they too profit from Bungie's success. At the end of Destiny's campaign there is a message: "JOIN THE SEVENTH COLUMN OR THERE WON'T BE SEQUELS TO THIS GAME". Fans flock into the Bungie forums. Hundreds of millions of gamers are united under Bungie. It then orders the Seventh Column to attack Activision. Activision is furious at this breach of their contract, but they are quickly flattened by the angry fans.

Every significant corporation or government around the world is destroyed or assimilated into the Seventh Column. Bungie starts construction of the Slingshot. It is a huge project and millions of slaves are sent to help build it. Finally Step 7 is complete. Bungie has achieved world domination. The fans forget their purpose of the uprising in the first place and becoming mindless slaves for our overlords.


  • 08.15.2012 5:54 AM PDT
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So destiny isn't a game. It's step seven.

  • 08.15.2012 8:55 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

This thread makes my head confused

  • 08.15.2012 8:57 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Yes. Maybe? What????

  • 08.15.2012 10:06 AM PDT

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You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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There have been a lot of these threads lately, but why not.

Posted by: Shabiggles
Hit up the comments with what you'd think would be a sick way to unleash the game further from the dark.
The image on the Bungie.net homepage is the Destiny symbol in front of the Earth with the title "Through Boldness to the Stars." Clicking on the image brings up a giant timeline of the game's progress from the concept art to the current build. Every few weeks in the timeline there would be Bungie employees' notes about the game. The notes would range from "God I wish I didn't eat the last Swedish Fish packet" to "This track we made with Paul is absolutely beautiful." Of course they couldn't release all of their info, but it would certainly be enough to put an end to the darkness.

Bungie doesn't make any announcements to Youtube or Twitter, they rely on us to spread the information everywhere. All of the questions Bungie receives would be answered with "How about checking out our website?" Soon the whole gaming community would hear about Destiny and we would get some new members to the website. Finally a separate forum would be made for speculation and Bungie.next would soon follow.

  • 08.15.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Quote from x Foman123 x :
There is one thing the Illuminati fear. And that one thing is Bungie.

Quote from Jump into Hell:
Every significant corporation or government around the world is destroyed or assimilated into the Seventh Column. Bungie starts construction of the Slingshot. It is a huge project and millions of slaves are sent to help build it. Finally Step 7 is complete. Bungie has achieved world domination. The fans forget their purpose of the uprising in the first place and becoming mindless slaves for our overlords.


These ideas are sick lol. I wouldn't mind being a slave to the overlords... as long as I get snacks.

[Edited on 08.16.2012 1:30 PM PDT]

  • 08.16.2012 11:11 AM PDT

Quote from x Foman123 x :
There is one thing the Illuminati fear. And that one thing is Bungie.

Quote from IRISH 249:
Yes. Maybe? What????

So this is what you want your reaction to be when its post-undarkafied?

  • 08.16.2012 11:44 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

Your original post confused the heck out of me . . . .After reading several responses I believe I understand what you are asking . . .

I LOVED the H3 Stars commercial. I would love an unveiling that creates the excitement like that of the ODST unveil/Superintendent campaign. Before that not to be named corporation ruined it.

I am confident Bungie will make it fun . . . they always do.
Posted by: Shabiggles
Quote from IRISH 249:
Yes. Maybe? What????

So this is what you want your reaction to be when its post-undarkafied?

  • 08.16.2012 11:49 AM PDT