- Jump Into Hell
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- Honorable Heroic Member
Bungie livestreams a youtube video after 4 months. First 1 and a half minutes is a still shot of a white room with a huge turkey on it. Static, then Bungie employees walk in. They go on to finish the turkey in real time(no fast forwarding or anything). It takes them 2 hours. The plate suddenly projects an image onto a wall.
"DESTINY REVEAL TRAILER"
Bungie fans around the world start jizzing their pants, the employees fill the room and stand around the wall. All the gaming sites like IGN post articles like 'we were blown away by Destiny'.
Destiny is released. It is everything we imagined. People around the world are glued to their screens playing 24/7, stopping only for food breaks. Meanwhile, Bungie is swimming in cash. Activision laughs evilly when they too profit from Bungie's success. At the end of Destiny's campaign there is a message: "JOIN THE SEVENTH COLUMN OR THERE WON'T BE SEQUELS TO THIS GAME". Fans flock into the Bungie forums. Hundreds of millions of gamers are united under Bungie. It then orders the Seventh Column to attack Activision. Activision is furious at this breach of their contract, but they are quickly flattened by the angry fans.
Every significant corporation or government around the world is destroyed or assimilated into the Seventh Column. Bungie starts construction of the Slingshot. It is a huge project and millions of slaves are sent to help build it. Finally Step 7 is complete. Bungie has achieved world domination. The fans forget their purpose of the uprising in the first place and becoming mindless slaves for our overlords.