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Subject: Our Webmaster is a real jerk.

When I started working here, they warned me about this guy.

The rumors are true. He's a jerk. Up until now, he let me manage the community all by myself. It's best if he just stays at his desk. He doesn't have the best temperament for this type of work. I tried to keep our social networking channels a secret, but he found those, too.

Try and look the other way. I still love you.

DeeJ

  • 08.15.2012 1:57 PM PDT

http://www.capturemyhaloclips.com/ - Get your Halo clips captured.
The Artists Corner - Show other members your artistic talent.
Storywrite - Where I am writing my book.

First (My life is complete!)

So the Webmaster has returned?!

[Edited on 08.15.2012 2:00 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 1:58 PM PDT

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So he's not a jURK?

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  • 08.15.2012 1:58 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

Troll! Report and move on.

  • 08.15.2012 1:58 PM PDT

"If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too."
Posted by: Recon Number 54
You have no idea how revolting I can be.


DeeJ's Challenge

A new Letters to the Webmaster?!?!?

  • 08.15.2012 1:58 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

HE'S BACK!

:D

omg

He's so funny.

[Edited on 08.15.2012 2:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 1:58 PM PDT

The Webmaster's back?

  • 08.15.2012 2:01 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

Duuuuuuuuuuude Hell yes!!!

Posted by: Verachi
I wish they still updated the letters to the webmaster page. Those responses are hilarious.


Thank you Bungie for answering my prayers!

  • 08.15.2012 2:02 PM PDT
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I came for Halo, but I heard the Tru7h, fought thru Carnage, and stayed for Bungie.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.--Teddy Roosevelt

Posted by: antony X1000
The Webmaster's back?

dun dun dun

[Edited on 08.15.2012 2:05 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 2:04 PM PDT

Watch out. If I post in your thread, chances are it'll die. I've been cursed, and if I kill your thread, I'm sorry.

As much as I enjoy Bungie's humor, this seemed really d-bagish (is that a phrase?) with the responses at times.

  • 08.15.2012 2:05 PM PDT

The Forerunner, the Great Journey, and Heaven Theory

[Announcement Trailer] Halo: Forerunner

Posted by: Agustus
I lol'd at the absurd miscommunication that occurs whenever dibbs post something. Perhaps his brain is so highly evolved that he can no longer clearly communicate with lesser life forms, even among his own species.

This has been absent from this website for far too long. Glad it's back.

Will this be a regular (semi-regular?) segment from now on?

  • 08.15.2012 2:07 PM PDT
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Exalted Unexplainable Member

The Webmaster hath returned. And I thought someone was pulling our legs when they said he found out about their Twitter and Facebook. I was wondering who at Bungie decided to like my comment; it'd make my day if I knew it was him. :D

  • 08.15.2012 2:08 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

I will be your finest Knight against His Tyranny... if you would have me, my lord?

  • 08.15.2012 2:11 PM PDT

So that's why the servers were playing up yesterday.

  • 08.15.2012 2:11 PM PDT

Tin shacks and catfish bones.


Posted by: Please wait
As much as I enjoy Bungie's humor, this seemed really d-bagish (is that a phrase?) with the responses at times.


Don't get all mushy on us, pansy boy.

  • 08.15.2012 2:12 PM PDT
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I dislike the webmaster, I would love to 1v1 him. I would def. Drop the bag.

<3

  • 08.15.2012 2:13 PM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Wow the return of the Webmaster. I thought that pee break would never end.

  • 08.15.2012 2:16 PM PDT

-Watertribe-

1v1 me webmaster.

  • 08.15.2012 2:17 PM PDT

Oh God it's back.

  • 08.15.2012 2:18 PM PDT
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What? Got something against Yetis?

Yes. Just... Yes.

  • 08.15.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

"Bows"


I am not worthy!

Sounds like he hit his head jetpacking.


Anyone care to fill me in on the webmaster?

  • 08.15.2012 2:22 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Sweet :D

  • 08.15.2012 2:22 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

I am offended webmaster only takes questions on Facebook

>:(

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  • 08.15.2012 2:22 PM PDT

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
Also
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Check out this Thread on how to help new members here on Bungie.net


Posted by: da bomb drop
"Bows"


I am not worthy!

Sounds like he hit his head jetpacking.


Anyone care to fill me in on the webmaster?



Its a gorilla that does nothing but sit around and get drunk all day and now writes these letters.

  • 08.15.2012 2:23 PM PDT

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
Also
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Check out this Thread on how to help new members here on Bungie.net


Posted by: spartain ken 15
I am offended webmaster only takes questions on Facebook

>:(


A couple of those were from twitter

  • 08.15.2012 2:23 PM PDT