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Subject: Our Webmaster is a real jerk.

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
I am offended webmaster only takes questions on Facebook

>:(
Then make a Facebook.

  • 08.15.2012 2:24 PM PDT
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This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness... soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little. -Ansem


Posted by: spartain ken 15
I am offended webmaster only takes questions on Facebook

>:(
YA! Why does MySpace get no love! :P

  • 08.15.2012 2:24 PM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.


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Posted by: da bomb drop
"Bows"


I am not worthy!

Sounds like he hit his head jetpacking.


Anyone care to fill me in on the webmaster?



Its a gorilla that does nothing but sit around and get drunk all day and now writes these letters.



Minus the gorilla outfit, is that not exactly what DeeJ does?

[Edited on 08.15.2012 2:26 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 2:26 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Will the Webmaster be on this weeks MailSack panel?

  • 08.15.2012 2:27 PM PDT


Posted by: TheSpiderChief
So the Webmaster has returned?!

  • 08.15.2012 2:29 PM PDT
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Thanks webmaster!

  • 08.15.2012 2:34 PM PDT

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I never really knew about this guy, but now I know why he has his face on a lot of avatars.

  • 08.15.2012 2:36 PM PDT

Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Chief vs the scarab? I find that hard to believe to roundhouse boot the scarab's figurative emotion out of the gaming zone.

Nice, but now I want more.

  • 08.15.2012 2:36 PM PDT

ShawtyHullstineFilms CEO-Team MLG EXTREME

There are those who said this day would never come...

...what are they to say now?

  • 08.15.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Webmasters back.

The Zionists are taking over....

  • 08.15.2012 2:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
I am offended webmaster only takes questions on Facebook

>:(
YA! Why does MySpace get no love! :P
Because MySpace is a bloody mess in HTML format.

  • 08.15.2012 2:40 PM PDT

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[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

"Letters to the Webmaster - 2012"

Coincidence? I think not.

  • 08.15.2012 2:41 PM PDT

You are all constructs of my solipsist mind.

Guess who's back? Back again?

  • 08.15.2012 2:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: spartain ken 15
I am offended webmaster only takes questions on Facebook

>:(
I don't think you really want the Webmaster answering one of your questions...

Abraham,

I've got a trade for you. If you are willing to stay as far away from our Facebook page as possible, I will pay your enrollment fee for a competitive multiplayer event I think you will love. It's called a spelling bee.
LOL'd hard

  • 08.15.2012 2:42 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
I am offended webmaster only takes questions on Facebook

>:(
I don't think you really want the Webmaster answering one of your questions...
Oooohhh

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  • 08.15.2012 2:44 PM PDT

Finally a pee break!

And when I say a pee break, I mean he finally stopped peeing to drink a few more beers.

  • 08.15.2012 2:45 PM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

Awesome as always, DeeJ.

  • 08.15.2012 2:46 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

He has returned. With hilarity.

  • 08.15.2012 2:47 PM PDT

I wondered where that dusty old gorilla suit went. Awesome.

  • 08.15.2012 2:48 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Bahahahahaha, I can't believe the Webmaster responded to my Twitter post from a month ago. Oh man, this is pure gold.

So glad these are back!

  • 08.15.2012 2:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Suddenly, bungie's facebook page becomes a mess of "answer my question!" and "look at me!".

  • 08.15.2012 2:53 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten



Zubin,

Speaking of families, your mom has asked me to tell you not to kiss her with that mouth anymore. Also, she won't be home for dinner. There should be a Hot Pocket in the freezer.

Eat it.


lol

  • 08.15.2012 2:56 PM PDT

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AWESOME! More sarcasm!

  • 08.15.2012 2:56 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

I figure that as long as I never post on Facebook, I'll be safe from such ridicule.

How have I not read these before?The best advice I can give you is to do what feels right, even if it involves a bottle of nitroglycerine labelled "Orange Juice - Shake Well."

[Edited on 08.15.2012 3:18 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 3:01 PM PDT