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Subject: Our Webmaster is a real jerk.

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I made this thread a while ago. Combine that with this, and you have some pretty strong evidence BUNGIE is trying to wake up the community for the end of the darkness.

  • 08.16.2012 5:01 AM PDT

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Two wrongs do not make a right, however three wrongs do make a
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I actually like the Webmaster.
He reminds me of nicer days.

  • 08.16.2012 5:30 AM PDT
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That was really funny, I hope this becomes a regular thing on B.net.

  • 08.16.2012 5:36 AM PDT

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Classic.

I enjoyed the hell out of this.

  • 08.16.2012 6:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: AxJARxOFxDIRT
A new Letters to the Webmaster?!?!?

  • 08.16.2012 6:38 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Your tears of anguish sustain him.

  • 08.16.2012 7:49 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: SkilPhil
Your tears of anguish sustain him.


I don't think he is necessarily a jerk, I think he just speaks the truth.

  • 08.16.2012 7:52 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: SkilPhil
Your tears of anguish sustain him.

I don't think he is necessarily a jerk, I think he just speaks the truth.

Some people just can't handle the truth.

  • 08.16.2012 7:57 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

haha, I'm glad to see this return.

[Edited on 08.16.2012 8:18 AM PDT]

  • 08.16.2012 8:17 AM PDT

Clutchin' is a habit! 7th Column fo' lyfe

This was GREAT.

  • 08.16.2012 8:24 AM PDT

grunts are capable of getting brained (headshoted) by marines and quick witty one liners. and they're funny to watch.

BORN LEADERS!

I think the webmaster should contribute to mailsacks. I'd like to see his take on a lot of things.

  • 08.16.2012 8:42 AM PDT

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I like this.

  • 08.16.2012 8:46 AM PDT

lolnope.

It's good to see the webmaster make a return. When I first joined Bungie.net, it was just a few moments before The Webmaster went dark on us. Good to join him on the new frontier.

  • 08.16.2012 9:34 AM PDT

RIP Halo 2: November 9, 2004-May 10, 2010
I was the 2nd to last person to get kicked off Halo 2, see the thread Here

He's finally back. <3

  • 08.16.2012 10:06 AM PDT
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Dick Valentine<3

I think the funniest part was when he didn't get them water for their burns.

  • 08.16.2012 10:15 AM PDT

IIIIIII

ZOMG!

  • 08.16.2012 10:28 AM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

So we have a new jerk in the 7th column, what's new? Glad to see dat webmaster after a long pee at the bathroom.

[Edited on 08.16.2012 11:10 AM PDT]

  • 08.16.2012 11:09 AM PDT

There are no words to express my love for this thread.

  • 08.16.2012 11:14 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

We need one of those for The Flood forum.

Anyways, that was hilarious.

  • 08.16.2012 11:50 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


Posted by: burritosenior
I am overjoyed at his return! Now track down Skip Weasel again and we are back in business!
I hope against hope, dream against dream, wish against wish, that an upcoming mailsack features The Webmaster, The Soul, and Skip Weasel.

Also, The WM used to acknowledge that his exterior facade was a sweaty monkey suit. This time around he calls it a pelt. Did he upgrade? Is it still sweaty?

  • 08.16.2012 1:11 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

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Posted by: evilcam

Posted by: burritosenior
I am overjoyed at his return! Now track down Skip Weasel again and we are back in business!
I hope against hope, dream against dream, wish against wish, that an upcoming mailsack features The Webmaster, The Soul, and Skip Weasel.

Also, The WM used to acknowledge that his exterior facade was a sweaty monkey suit. This time around he calls it a pelt. Did he upgrade? Is it still sweaty?
I think he has worn it so long that the 'suit' has started binding to his skin.

  • 08.16.2012 1:13 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: evilcam

Posted by: burritosenior
I am overjoyed at his return! Now track down Skip Weasel again and we are back in business!
I hope against hope, dream against dream, wish against wish, that an upcoming mailsack features The Webmaster, The Soul, and Skip Weasel.

Also, The WM used to acknowledge that his exterior facade was a sweaty monkey suit. This time around he calls it a pelt. Did he upgrade? Is it still sweaty?
Disembodied Soul answers mail? Since when does the Soul do anything other than consume the souls of the banned and continue his slow crawl to infinity?

  • 08.16.2012 1:16 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: evilcam

Posted by: burritosenior
I am overjoyed at his return! Now track down Skip Weasel again and we are back in business!
I hope against hope, dream against dream, wish against wish, that an upcoming mailsack features The Webmaster, The Soul, and Skip Weasel.

Also, The WM used to acknowledge that his exterior facade was a sweaty monkey suit. This time around he calls it a pelt. Did he upgrade? Is it still sweaty?


Do you think Skip Weasel's tips on how to pick up women have changed?

  • 08.16.2012 1:17 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

That was very enjoyable!

  • 08.16.2012 1:18 PM PDT

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He is back Whoah.

  • 08.16.2012 1:18 PM PDT