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Subject: Our Webmaster is a real jerk.

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: edableshoe
This has to mean something. They wouldn't just bring him out of his drunken stupor for no reason, I think this has something to do with the darkness....

I think they are so desperate to keep us entertained, they've fallen back on their last resort....


I think this is a conspiracy to get us all to make facebook and Twitter accounts for Bungie.next.

  • 08.15.2012 4:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Please wait
As much as I enjoy Bungie's humor, this seemed really d-bagish (is that a phrase?) with the responses at times.
That = point.

Altitude of point > altitude of your head.

  • 08.15.2012 4:34 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

How long till someone asks the webmaster for a copy of Destiny?

  • 08.15.2012 4:36 PM PDT
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I like him. And I feel like he's right behind m-

  • 08.15.2012 4:40 PM PDT
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I guess he finally zipped up his pants. About damn time!

Welcome back, you bastard.

  • 08.15.2012 4:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
I guess he finally zipped up his pants. About damn time!

Welcome back, you bastard.
That takes dedication. You've gotta have a constant stream of drinks going into you to take a piss for that long.

  • 08.15.2012 4:49 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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How long till someone asks the webmaster for a copy of Destiny?
Soon(tm)

  • 08.15.2012 4:50 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


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Posted by: Duardo
I guess he finally zipped up his pants. About damn time!

Welcome back, you bastard.
That takes dedication. You've gotta have a constant stream of drinks going into you to take a piss for that long.


" I sense a great disturbance in the force..."

What brought the webmaster back?

  • 08.15.2012 4:51 PM PDT

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  • 08.15.2012 4:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Der Todesengel
This doesn't mean I don't still hate you


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There's a hot pocket in the fridge. Eat it.

  • 08.15.2012 4:52 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
There's a hot pocket in the fridge. Eat it.


That was considerate of webmaster to make sure the kid had food. What a swell guy.

  • 08.15.2012 4:54 PM PDT

My old Halo 2 account is Devil brothers

This is brilliant. We need MOAR.

  • 08.15.2012 5:00 PM PDT

// Chapter
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2/15/12: Francisco Porras, I'll miss you. Rest in Peace.

This coming back made my week.

  • 08.15.2012 5:03 PM PDT

Swag punks, fu­­ck off!

I'm sorry to hear that DeeJ. Good thread this is.

  • 08.15.2012 5:07 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

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If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

So he's back from his bathroom break?

  • 08.15.2012 5:08 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Not gonna lie, I lol'd... hard.

Glad to see these making a comeback =). Or in the words of the Webmaster, 'bout damn time.

  • 08.15.2012 5:11 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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Posted by: CheckedBRUTES
I can not believe that the Webmaster is back.
Fix'd

  • 08.15.2012 5:13 PM PDT
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The webmaster isn't a jerk, he is just simply pissed off with rage.

  • 08.15.2012 5:14 PM PDT
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  • 08.15.2012 5:14 PM PDT
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  • 08.15.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Read all of the Webmaster's comments. I laughed my ass off.

  • 08.15.2012 5:19 PM PDT

Welcome back Webmaster. Welcome back.

[Edited on 08.15.2012 5:21 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 5:20 PM PDT

Food for thought, does this mark a possible transition in the near future? I hope so. :D

  • 08.15.2012 5:50 PM PDT