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Subject: Our Webmaster is a real jerk.

Holy cow, Bungie has been talking about killing BOB's since 1996? What's that all about?

  • 08.15.2012 5:51 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Struvee
Holy cow, Bungie has been talking about killing BOB's since 1996? What's that all about?


"B.O.Bs, kill them all"

  • 08.15.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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L,PTM,TC,PJ,PP,FP

[5,3,0,1,14,155]

155-sounds fake :/

YAAAY! What a jurk! ^.^
[3,0,0,0,76]

  • 08.15.2012 6:02 PM PDT

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

Most games have some sort of "helper" that guides you through.
There better be an easter egg in Bungie's next game where the helper is the Webmaster, he just makes sarcastic comments and laughs at your failures.

  • 08.15.2012 6:15 PM PDT

Bout time! I was one more "can i haz blue flames" away from becoming a permanent twitter/facebook troll on Bungie's behalf. Reading all of the Webmaster's responses reminded me of that scene from Office Space where they destroy the copy machine with "Damn it Feels Good To Be a Gansta" in the background. Ha.

  • 08.15.2012 6:24 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

I liked the part where he strangled DeeJ.

On a "happier" note, I laughed my ass off while reading this.

  • 08.15.2012 6:26 PM PDT

KOTOR Click on the link or else!

Mechwarrior Online

Yes! He's finally returned.

  • 08.15.2012 6:32 PM PDT

DMH | TMA | Blueprint

Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel the devil walking next to me.

Haha, the last one is DTA Moondawg.

  • 08.15.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Ah, someone leaked. Now to find the leak and.... plug it.
With justice.

I use coup 5
Never Played halo 1 = Invalid opinion
Bloom isn't whats broken, its your idea of what good is and your opinion
Thats like saying uber nerf armor lock because like 20 percent of the community hates it. Oh wait..................


Posted by: AxJARxOFxDIRT
A new Letters to the Webmaster?!?!?


8/15/12
The return of the webmaster
[Thread Saved]

  • 08.15.2012 7:26 PM PDT

My Screenshots / My Group / Remember to follow the rules or you will get trapped in a box.

He is always drunk anyways. Of course he will be evil.

  • 08.15.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Dang. They'll pull anything out of their hat to keep the Community entertained. The game doesn't come out until 2013. I'm only going to check in here about once a month.

  • 08.15.2012 8:01 PM PDT

We should have the Webmaster answer questions for a mailsack.

[Edited on 08.15.2012 8:19 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 8:03 PM PDT
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Return of the King. Though I wish the Webmaster would respond to emails only--they're the more sophisticated form of communication--and not some tweets.

  • 08.15.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: mark117 mia2553
Welcome back Webmaster. Welcome back.
Welcome back, Mr. Potter. Welcome back.

Doris Cropford, Mr. Potter. I can't believe I'm meeting you at LAST.

Ha-Harry P-P-Potter. C-can't tell you how p-please I am to meet you.

Allo, Professor.

Oh god... Why... the fact that I know that scene... says so much about me... I'm sorry you had to see that.

  • 08.15.2012 8:17 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

So, has he threatened to stab you to death with a meat stick yet?

  • 08.15.2012 8:23 PM PDT

The world is not beautiful: And that, in a way, lends it a sort of beauty.

~Kino's Journey


Posted by: DeeJ
It's best if he just stays at his desk.


Then how does he pee?

  • 08.15.2012 9:00 PM PDT

I'm probably an alt. You can probably guess for whom.

Posted by: DarkJet7
Posted by: DeeJ
It's best if he just stays at his desk.


Then how does he pee?
Catheter.

  • 08.15.2012 9:01 PM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

Posted by: catman7
Posted by: DarkJet7
Posted by: DeeJ
It's best if he just stays at his desk.


Then how does he pee?
Catheter.
Nvm. I thought it said 6 instead of 7.

[Edited on 08.15.2012 9:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 9:03 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: R0flc0pt3r
Posted by: catman7
Posted by: DarkJet7
Posted by: DeeJ
It's best if he just stays at his desk.


Then how does he pee?
Catheter.
Nvm. I thought it said 6 instead of 7.
Wut?

  • 08.15.2012 9:04 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins


Posted by: DarkJet7

Posted by: DeeJ
It's best if he just stays at his desk.


Then how does he pee?


with.....his -blam!- (willy wonka)? That's how I pee.

  • 08.15.2012 9:07 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

His humor is eerily similar to my own.

  • 08.15.2012 9:08 PM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).


Posted by: catman6
Posted by: R0flc0pt3r
Posted by: catman7
Posted by: DarkJet7
Posted by: DeeJ
It's best if he just stays at his desk.


Then how does he pee?
Catheter.
Nvm. I thought it said 6 instead of 7.
Wut?
I thought you had received a ban or something that took away your titles.

  • 08.15.2012 9:19 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Verachi

Posted by: DarkJet7

Posted by: DeeJ
It's best if he just stays at his desk.


Then how does he pee?


with.....his -blam!- (willy wonka)? That's how I pee.
Could've just said dick...

OT: So how does one submit a query to the mythical costumed inebriated hat-wearing gorilla menace that is the Webmaster?

  • 08.15.2012 9:20 PM PDT

somebody never learned that if he doesn't have something nice to say then he should say nothing at all

  • 08.15.2012 9:26 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
OT: So how does one submit a query to the mythical costumed inebriated hat-wearing gorilla menace that is the Webmaster?
DeeJ picks them from the Facebook comments on the Breaking In and Mail Sack articles.

  • 08.15.2012 9:29 PM PDT