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Subject: Our Webmaster is a real jerk.

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: defnop552
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
OT: So how does one submit a query to the mythical costumed inebriated hat-wearing gorilla menace that is the Webmaster?
DeeJ picks them from the Facebook comments on the Breaking In and Mail Sack articles.


The Webmaster doesn't even pick the question he answers, what a lazy bum. :3

(I think you are funny webmaster, :D)

[Edited on 08.15.2012 9:35 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 9:33 PM PDT

Owning Noobs Since 05

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Jim Harkins

I wonder if they'll start picking posts in the forums for this.

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
Could've just said dick...

Or I could've just said willy wonka or big billy johnson but I prefer willy wonka, thanks for your input!

[Edited on 08.15.2012 9:45 PM PDT]

  • 08.15.2012 9:43 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

The Webmaster! Sweet!

Wait, he last appeared a year ago... Why the heck do I not recall anything like this at all, ever?

  • 08.15.2012 9:57 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

The Darkness is ending soon! More and more things are happening!

  • 08.15.2012 9:57 PM PDT
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Oh, good! I missed these.

  • 08.15.2012 10:06 PM PDT

USAF Air Traffic Controller.
#moap

Not a bad start.

  • 08.15.2012 10:22 PM PDT

I am overjoyed at his return! Now track down Skip Weasel again and we are back in business!

  • 08.15.2012 10:24 PM PDT

"Why concentrate on the negative when we can speak of the positive?"
My File Share
Try using the Search Bar next time.
Halo 2 was the best Halo game
A7x FoREVer!

This is why I dedicated my Xbox Live avatar to the Webmaster!

  • 08.15.2012 10:36 PM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

The reply to Abraham nearly had me in tears.

  • 08.15.2012 10:42 PM PDT
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  • Veteran Legendary Member
  • gamertag: jyrine
  • user homepage:

I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

The webmaster is a badass and should be praised as such.

  • 08.15.2012 10:51 PM PDT

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
Young Grasshopper of The Year: ChorrizoTapatio 2012

A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

He's back..? Ohhhh yeahhhh!

  • 08.15.2012 11:18 PM PDT

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVEEEEEEEEE!

Sooooo glad to see his return! Made my night =)

  • 08.15.2012 11:55 PM PDT

Finally, something awesome happens here. :D

Have fun with those Halo 4 tattoos BTW.

  • 08.16.2012 12:03 AM PDT

Key

webmaster@bungie.com

Letter: sent.

  • 08.16.2012 12:18 AM PDT

I run Skirmish!!!

this should spice things up around here

  • 08.16.2012 12:32 AM PDT

"You dead yet? No? You will be!"

"How you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears."

"I'm gonna rip off his partridge and kick him in the pear tree!"

He's back! :D

  • 08.16.2012 1:58 AM PDT

I want her...

Hurray

  • 08.16.2012 2:03 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

They asked what I wanted to be when I grew up;

I wrote down happy.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment;

I told them they don't understand life. - John Lennon

Awesomeness.

  • 08.16.2012 2:21 AM PDT

Finally....the things we all want to say to "those" people but never do. The Webmaster is the inner jerk in all of us with the inhibitions removed.

Love it--and thank you for speaking up against the stupidity running rampant on social networks...for all of us!

  • 08.16.2012 2:39 AM PDT

feartehstickman...
Posted by: toxicpanther615
the only problem i have with mine is that it's unstable,[very shakey],so you'd need a tripod for it.

Posted by: CJ Olvaid 360
Just drink a beer and everything will be ok

5 and a half years isn't a bad toilet break.

  • 08.16.2012 2:51 AM PDT

Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.

Uhh question... What happens now?

  • 08.16.2012 2:54 AM PDT

Allons-y!

Where is his page located? MUST ASK QUESTIONS REGARDING LIFESTYLE.

  • 08.16.2012 3:33 AM PDT

Creative Extremist

Twitter
YouTube

How does he do it?

  • 08.16.2012 3:40 AM PDT

My YouTube Channel
Bungiepedia Page

"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

Abraham,

I've got a trade for you. If you are willing to stay as far away from our Facebook page as possible, I will pay your enrollment fee for a competitive multiplayer event I think you will love. It's called a spelling bee.
I laughed pretty hard at this.

  • 08.16.2012 3:45 AM PDT