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23. at dinner u see "hold y to dual wield fork"
24. when the only books you've ever read in your life are Halo: Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
25. When your in church and the preacher starts talking about halos over your head and you say where,..... where are they, and then you go on a killing spree because he wasn't talking about the game Halo.
26. when u go to bed u make sure theres no grunts in your closet and no elites under your bed27. when u put a orange cup on your dog to have a pet grunt28. when your in a crowd of people your gernade finger twitches29. when u go to the library u demand the index and go kill nerds thinking there trying to infect you
30. when somone takes the spot on the couch that you want you tell your amaginary friend Jonhson that "I need a wepon"[Edited on 6/18/2006]
31. When you paint your wee wee like master cheif[Edited on 6/18/2006]
32. When you tell a bully to stop or i'll get master cheif to beat you up ( with own underwears in mouth)[Edited on 6/18/2006]
33. when you hear about a lighting storm in the area you take out double maching guns and open a bazooka wepons locker thinking the lightings Covanent plasma torpedos[Edited on 6/18/2006]
34. When you dress up as an Elite for Halloween and kill your neighbor Mr. Johnson
35. when you jump of a high spot thinkning you wont "take" any fall damage
36. When you are half asleep and talking to your wife about her new job, and start thinking about Halo 3 while you're talking- and then you tell her that she needs to be "creative and courageous in battle".Yes... this really happened.[Edited on 6/18/2006]
37. When you risk dying just because you think you will re-spawn a few seconds later
38. You throw yourself onto the floor and scream 'GRENADE' when a ball is passed to you
39. You get beat up at school for coloring your bike helmet like the master chiefs
40. When asked in a career interview what job would suit you the most, you reply with Spartan
41. You pick a fight with four guys twice the size of you who you swore had ODST tattoos on their biceps
43. When you're standing behind someone in line and you think to yourself, easy assassination.
When you see Keith David on the street and you say, "OMG its teh Arbiter!!"
when you wake up in the morning and say "where's my food nipple?"when you play on xbox live for 24 hours straight.when you walk around talking to ur "AI" in ur head.when your mom tells you to go to the library you grab a shottie and hide in teh corner.
when you dream that you are fighting the covenant
After playing a sport you say that you've "built up a big grunty thirst"
51. When you see a skull in a museum, you try to grab it from its glass case.
52. When you think you always have a SMG with you.
53. when you have an emblem tatooed on your shoulder[Edited on 6/19/2006]