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Subject: 777 ways to know your obsessed with Halo
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when you paint a baseball blue and put glue on it and chuck it at your friends

  • 06.19.2006 6:13 PM PDT
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We've been here since you left.
We left before you came.

121. When you spend all day trying to figure out the next thing to say

  • 06.19.2006 6:16 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

When your friend says he's getting a new monitor and you shout "Don't trust him!"

When you jump off your roof and are surprised that you get hurt even though you landed on a slanted rock.

And for those Marathoners out there...

When you were wary of low-flying defense drones all throughout Halo 1 and 2.

  • 06.19.2006 6:18 PM PDT
Subject: 777 ways to know your obsessed with Halo
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Alright, im just making this post cause im bored and i think that some of your ideas are funny and i want to hear them. Please dont say "OMFG there are too many of these posts" cause i havent seen many of these types. Just post your way....ill start

1. When you hear about a flood in Florida you grab your shotgun and race towards Florida to save everyone

  • 06.18.2006 9:22 PM PDT

Oh, hello there.

123.When You Start A Fight You Pick Up A Stick And Start Meeling Them In The Back.

  • 06.19.2006 6:30 PM PDT
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when you are me

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its the name of thor's hammer

  • 06.19.2006 6:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEMESTIC
Getting in the back of a truck and pretending to be a gunner for a warthog.
MJOLNIR, what does that mean... did'nt catch it it the book...

4got to quote

  • 06.19.2006 6:41 PM PDT
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when you read #117 you wet your pants because of teh numerical symbolism

  • 06.19.2006 6:43 PM PDT

The last with pagan blood.
IMMORTAL.

When you go to Africa and start killing all the gorillas and you run away from the last one thinking it will go bezerk.

When you go to Africa and start digging for an Ark

  • 06.19.2006 6:59 PM PDT

"Great success!" -Borat
Oly Oly Oxen Free... -Spartan II Code Phrase

127. When you wake up with a SMG in your hands, a voice says "Slayer", and you immediately race around your house looking for a sword and rocket launcher.

128. When you have all the action figures and are currently designing Halo 3 action figures in the hopes Bungie will buy them of you and mass produce them.

129. When you jump up and tuck in your legs to go higher.

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130. When youre jacking off to a rocket launcher in ur player guide. ( I dont do this but the thoufght of it was sad) SRyy if this thread closes

  • 06.19.2006 8:01 PM PDT
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#131 -You see a volleyball on the beach, run over,grab it, run home then stand in your living room for ten seconds. Afterwards your speaker system says: Bomb Armed, Bomb Planted!
and you run back to the beach and find a volleyball.

#132 -You travel to africa to look for "REX" written in the stones.

#133 -Your taking a hike and something hits you. So you jump off the edge for a "playball."

#134 - After three times running back and fourth from the beach to your house. You wounder why you didn't win the game.

#135 - You start posting multiple time and saying Double Post!, Triple Post!...

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  • 06.19.2006 8:20 PM PDT
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HERES ALOT



You know you're addicted to halo when...
136. You drive a warthog, ghost, wraith, or banshee.
137. You will only wear Red or Blue
138. Instead of your age you tell people your ranking.
139. You hate the covenant.
140. You wish Cortana was your girlfriend.
141. You think Master Chief is sexy.
141. You have a strange urge to grab all flags you see and run.
143. You never stand still because your'e afraid someone might snipe you.
144. You have tried to get your family to become a clan.
145. You ask people to call you by your gamertag.
146. When someone drops something you immediately think it's a grenade and start running.
147. You wear a headset and think if you push the communicator button to off no one can hear what your'e saying.
148. If you get hurt you crouch in a corner until you "power up" again.
149. You have nightmares about the flood.
150. You think it would be nice to get married on Lockout because of all the snow.
151. And have the reception at Coagulation.
152. You wish you had an announcer saying everything you do including "Flag Taken!"
153. You think you can flip over vehicles with the push of a button.
154. Instead of calling your friends you just log into Xbox Live.
155. Your'e kinda party is a LAN party.
156. Your goal in life is to one day get an un-freaking believable!22. You add a machine gun turret to the back of your jeep
157. You kneel down to avoid being picked up by radar
158. You walk into green walls expecting to teleport..



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  • 06.19.2006 8:25 PM PDT
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* You have sex to "Remembrance.mp3"

  • 06.19.2006 8:26 PM PDT
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160. When You Look Like This:Click Here to See a halo addict

  • 06.19.2006 8:40 PM PDT