- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
The day that H3 comes out I will....
Wake up, walk slowely into the bathroom. I will look at my hair in the mirror, laugh, then open the drawer to retrieve my toothbrush and toothpaste. I will continue to clean up by turning on the shower. The shower will be left running for approximatly 1:30 until it heats up. I will put the towel on the rack, strip, and ease myself into the shower. I will lather myself up in soap, rinse off, and then put some soap in my hair. I will rinse and repeate twice for maximum efficiency.
After I walk out of the shower I will continue to my room to pick out my clothes for the day. Usually baseketball shorts and a white undershirt work nicely. I will go downstairs to make some jellied toast. I usually have my toast a little undercooked, it makes for a nice golden brown. After eating I drive to school.
At school I will hear Bungie fanboys screaming their heads off. I will see them comparing their H3 wishlists they showed to the Bnet forums 100 times over in various threads. After sleeping through eight classes I will drive home. When passing my local gamestop I will glance quickly over at the Halo 3 booth and laugh.
Little did anyone know, but Halo 2 killed it for me. All the hype for H3 was non existant in my soul. Halo 3 can burn for all I care.