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Subject: Official (hopefully) joke thread
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Just tell a joke. Pretty self explanitory. Just dont tell any bannable ones ones. And one joke per-post. I'll start it.

--Why does Micheal Jackson like twentynine year olds?--

--Because there are twenty of them.--

  • 09.27.2004 7:09 PM PDT

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aaaaahahahaaha good one

Whats the same between Michael jackson and McDonalds?

40 year old meat between 9 year old buns *oooooooo*

  • 09.27.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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(these two go together)

--What is orange and white and floats at the bottom of a pool?--

--A baby with slashed floaties--


--What is orange white and red and floats at the top of a pool?--

--A slashed baby with floaties--

  • 09.27.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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oooo..nice.

  • 09.27.2004 7:12 PM PDT

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ahaha these are so bad :p i have ones that are even worse, but i don't wanna get in trouble ^_^

  • 09.27.2004 7:13 PM PDT
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worst joke ever:

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

  • 09.27.2004 7:24 PM PDT

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ok i edited that answer, yes i got it right but i'm gonna get blacklisted ^_^

[Edited on 9/27/2004 7:28:35 PM]

  • 09.27.2004 7:27 PM PDT
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Joke:"Man your mom sure has grown she"-oww wait bannable. I lied.

  • 09.27.2004 7:28 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

How do you kill a blond?

Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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How do you confuse a blond?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner.

How does a blond confuse you?

When she tells you she found it.
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A blond, a burnette, and a readhead find a magical mirror. From out of nowhere, a voice suddenly says "Look into my depths. Tell me something truthful, and you shall then see and receive you hearts desire. But shall you lie, you shall dissapear forever."
The redhead steps up. "I am the most beautiful woman in the world." Poof, she dissapears.
The burnette steps up. "I am the most intelligent woman in the world." She dissapears.
The blond steps up. "I think..." And poof, she dissapears!
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Three blonds and a redhead are hanging from a flagpole sticking out of the side of a building. They know they can't hold on forever, so the readhead says "I think I can swing into that open window over there!" So she swings back and forth, back, forth, back, jumps and makes it!
The three blonds clap.

  • 09.27.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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Everyone knows that the secret service has to protect the president at all costs...so did they pull monika lewinskis teeth

  • 09.27.2004 10:28 PM PDT
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what s the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead bodies?


- i dont have a corvette in my garage.

  • 09.28.2004 5:17 AM PDT
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--What's the difference between babys and sacks of potatoes?--

--You can't load potatoes on the back of a truck with a pitchfork.--

  • 09.28.2004 5:51 AM PDT