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- Intrepid Mythic Member
We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.
How do you kill a blond?
Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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How do you confuse a blond?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner.
How does a blond confuse you?
When she tells you she found it.
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A blond, a burnette, and a readhead find a magical mirror. From out of nowhere, a voice suddenly says "Look into my depths. Tell me something truthful, and you shall then see and receive you hearts desire. But shall you lie, you shall dissapear forever."
The redhead steps up. "I am the most beautiful woman in the world." Poof, she dissapears.
The burnette steps up. "I am the most intelligent woman in the world." She dissapears.
The blond steps up. "I think..." And poof, she dissapears!
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Three blonds and a redhead are hanging from a flagpole sticking out of the side of a building. They know they can't hold on forever, so the readhead says "I think I can swing into that open window over there!" So she swings back and forth, back, forth, back, jumps and makes it!
The three blonds clap.