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"Happiness is like glass, you might not always notice it but if you change your view and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light."
The would be a horrible prank nor can I imagine how twisted your mind is to think of such a thing but this darkness has twisted the minds of many.
Seriously though, If such a thing were to happen, I would go to 4chan, avoid /b/, and live on MC forums or another game forum. Not many other places that have an odd community like us.