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Subject: What if your friend spoiled the biggest Halo 2 secret to you....?
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You guys remember my "What if some guy grabbed your Halo 2 copy you didn't reserve" topic many many days ago. Now its what if your friend SPOILED the game? Here is the scenario...

Your sitting at lunch talking with your friends about how excited you are to play Halo 2 today. You never got to play it cause you were busy with homework and other activities the whole day of November 9th. Meanwhile your friend walks up and just blurts out "Hey guys! Man Halo 2 was so cool, It was great when (insert a spoiler as big as "the flood" being spoiled here)" WHAT DO YOU DO!!?!!??!?!!

As in my other post I said to give a real thing you would do and then the fake thing you would do (to amuse others reading the forum)

Fake: Round up my other friends and convince them in a strange optical language he just said "im going to chainsaw you all in your sleep!" then round up a posse and force him to watch 173 reruns of the same Roseanne episode!

Real: Flip out and start screaming at him, possibly even knock him up a little, then as the anger grows i will end up in a nearby asylum that hopefully has broadband service for xbox live.

how about you guys?

  • 05.16.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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Yah, my friend told me about the flood in halo 1, i took me a week to realize how pissed off i was because thats when i found how awesome it would be if i never knew about them. The worst part is that he didnt even play it, he just read it on the internet somewhere. I am not going outside or playing co-op with anybody until I beat the game.

  • 05.16.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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you and me both cDringer

  • 05.16.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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if that happened to me i would go home finish the entire game and tell him how it ends the next day even befor he is half done (to bad for him he had a little leauge game boo hoo)

  • 05.16.2004 6:20 PM PDT

Play as a team win as a team or die as a team!


I will go to his house and break his Halo 2 disc!! And kick his ass!!

  • 05.16.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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I would punch him.

  • 05.16.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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I would take my spork and stab him.

(This is the third time I've tried sending this. I'm getting so many Bungie.net errors that it's not even remotely funny. :\)

  • 05.16.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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bring him over to my house and go suicidal on his ass. in the game, too.

  • 05.16.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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Fake: find some way to get telekenetic powers and rip the buggers arms off with mind-power

Real: Be slightly dissapointed and irritated. . . but do nothing.

  • 05.16.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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I will bite him.

  • 05.16.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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I'm not leaving my house, touching my computer, or even thinking of doing either, until I've beaten Halo 2. I don't want the story to be ruined in ANY way...and the only way to prevent it, is to cut off all contact with the outside world. It's gonna be sad when I beat it on the first day though.

  • 05.16.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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nov. 8th i will walk around with earmuffs so far down my ears ill have to go to a surgen to get them removed. ill play through the whole game with the music cranked so loud that people four miles away will be able to hear it, just so i can hear the plot while i play. when im done, ill visit the surgen.

[Edited on 5/16/2004 6:48:05 PM]

  • 05.16.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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Fake: Tear his arms off and beat him to death with them

Real: Tear his arms off. Then Tear his legs off and start kicking him in the groin with his own legs. Then if he hasn't already gone into shock or passed out from blood loss i would then beat him to death with his own legs.

  • 05.16.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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WAIT! Tear his skull out and whack him to death with it!

THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! ARGH!!!

  • 05.16.2004 6:53 PM PDT
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yes I agree with Matt In A Bubble that would be so great

  • 05.16.2004 6:56 PM PDT
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lol red vs blue paradies all the way

  • 05.16.2004 6:58 PM PDT
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Poor Jimmy

  • 05.16.2004 6:58 PM PDT
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I would look at him, and my anger would start to build up. I would glare at him so hard that he would explode and I'd also probably go on a killing spree in my neighborhood, but that's just me...

  • 05.16.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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I would "Spark" his Spontaneous Combustion! MWAHAHAHAH



Ha, look! I made a pun!

  • 05.16.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lifeforce
I would look at him, and my anger would start to build up. I would glare at him so hard that he would explode and I'd also probably go on a killing spree in my neighborhood, but that's just me...


but then a random voice would come out of nowhere and say running riot and stuff like that and you would go crazy

  • 05.16.2004 7:02 PM PDT
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Double Kill...TRIPLE KILL....Is there a quadruple kill?

  • 05.16.2004 7:02 PM PDT
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I shrug and say, 'Cool'.

  • 05.16.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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Double Kill...TRIPLE KILL....Is there a quadruple kill?
Yes, there's a quadruple kill, but the announcer calls it Killatacular. I've only got it a few times, and the best way to get it is to do a small level like Wizard with rockets and no shields, so that you can kill 3 people and then the next one who respawns.

  • 05.16.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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Get this, the flood in Halo 1 were spoiled half a year before the Xbox even came out... =[

  • 05.16.2004 7:48 PM PDT
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i would shove a a bagadonuts down his throat, then kick his a$$!!!! lol

no i would get really pissed off by it, but none of my friends are stupid like that to tell me the ending of something or like an important part of something that i needed to figure out for myself...there cool like that...

  • 05.16.2004 7:54 PM PDT

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